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Ramikadyc

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Whoever our Yeoman is in ME3, I demand an option to slap, punch, headbutt, insult, dropkick, or tittie-punch them whenever they tell me I have new messages and it turns out I don't. The only way Kelly will learn is with some tough love (read: hate)!

Purple-nurples are the future of education.

Modifié par Ramikadyc, 13 mars 2010 - 06:28 .


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adam_grif

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Kelly tells no lies. You had new messages.

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Ramikadyc

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adam_grif wrote...

Kelly tells no lies. You had new messages.


THEN SHE SHOULD SAY "HAD!"

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InvaderErl

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Kelly is evil. Pure unbridled evil who has seduced many poor fools with her gyrations. Her ungodly gyrations.

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Ramikadyc wrote...

Whoever our Yeoman is in ME3, I demand an option to slap, punch, headbutt, insult, dropkick, or tittie-punch them whenever they tell me I have new messages and it turns out I don't. The only way Kelly will learn is with some tough love (read: hate)!

Yeoman Chambers: Commander, you have unread messages in your-

*Renegade interrupt*

Shepard: I've had enough of your erroneous declarations.

*Punch*

Modifié par Ecael, 13 mars 2010 - 06:30 .


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NYG1991

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i still can't figure out how you get her to feed your fish for you

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Ramikadyc

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NYG1991 wrote...

i still can't figure out how you get her to feed your fish for you


Do you mean "feed your fish" or do you mean "feed your fish?" Because that lying prude only cares about aquatic life.

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NYG1991

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Ramikadyc wrote...

NYG1991 wrote...

i still can't figure out how you get her to feed your fish for you


Do you mean "feed your fish" or do you mean "feed your fish?" Because that lying prude only cares about aquatic life.


lol imean actually keep my fish from dying.  its actually quite easy getting her to do the other thingImage IPB

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GuardianAngel470

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I don't like kelly, I think she is a useless adition to the crew. In an RPG, if you don't talk to your characters then you are missing out on most of the experience. So why in the hell do we need someone to tell us to talk to our characters? Its a given that we are going to talk to them (at least some of them, tipping us off about the rest) and even if we didn't they could just send a message to our private terminal. And since when is it allowed to look at a commanding officer's private messages? I didn't say she could do that.



I also have a mistrust of psychologists and think that paying them to do something a friend could do better is just stupid. So she is useless and an insult to my better judgement.

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kmcd5722

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Ecael wrote...

Ramikadyc wrote...

Whoever our Yeoman is in ME3, I demand an option to slap, punch, headbutt, insult, dropkick, or tittie-punch them whenever they tell me I have new messages and it turns out I don't. The only way Kelly will learn is with some tough love (read: hate)!

Yeoman Chambers: Commander, you have unread messages in your-

*Renegade interrupt*

Shepard: I've had enough of your erroneous declarations.

*Punch*


+5 points to be used how you see fit.

(Just In Case ***SPOILERS***)

Anyways, as much of a convenience it was to seduce Kelly and have her feed your fish (is it just me or don't you think in the future wouldn't they have some automatic timer to feed those stupid things to keep them from dying? Worst 1000 credits ever spent), by the end of the game I was happy she was liquified.  If I login into my terminal, clearly I will see unread messages.

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lovely jubley

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Kelly is actually a spy working for the Turian councilor.

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Inferno Sock

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lovely jubley wrote...

Kelly is actually a spy working for the Turian councilor.

His sly revenge for my hate speach to him in ME1

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Lucy Glitter

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Ecael wrote...

Yeoman Chambers: Commander, you have unread messages in your-

*Renegade interrupt*

Shepard: I've had enough of your erroneous declarations.

*Punch*


:lol::lol::lol: