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kelmar6821

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This is not mine, I've just been laughing my ass off at it. Its done by Lankist on the facepunch forums.
http://www.facepunch...ad.php?t=906268

edit:
original thread capped out, here is thread 2
http://www.facepunch...ad.php?t=910135

edit:
bandwidth exceeded, he should be back in a week. maybe...

Lankist wrote...
This is an interactive adventure that is going to completely rip off Problem Sleuth.



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You are COMMANDER SHEPARD, Space Adventurer. Compensation: Alien
****. You have just finished destroying the COLLECTOR BASE, saving
the GALAXY and giving the bird to THE ILLUSIVE MAN. You currently stand
in the Captain's Quarters, or as you like to call it: THE SHAG LOFT. To
your right is your BED, PERSONAL TERMINAL and MUSIC SYSTEM. Behind you
is AQUARIUM, and to your left are doors to BATHROOM and ELEVATOR.



What will you do?


http://www.facepunch...672&postcount=1
http://www.facepunch...948&postcount=4
http://www.facepunch...094&postcount=9
http://www.facepunch...23&postcount=13
http://www.facepunch...16&postcount=18
http://www.facepunch...56&postcount=23
http://www.facepunch...14&postcount=37

Thats all of page one, you can browse through the rest on your own.
Beware "stupid humor" "meme ****" "foul language" all see heavy usage in the linked thread.
You have been warned.

Modifié par kelmar6821, 05 avril 2010 - 03:11 .


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kelmar6821

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Just wait till page 17, you'll ****** your pants..



one and only bump i swear...

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mortons4ck

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This is actually pretty awesome.



Love shep's new VI.

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RigAudio

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THAT THREAD RULES.

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kelmar6821

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mortons4ck wrote...

This is actually pretty awesome.

Love shep's new VI.


did you get to 18 yet? You'll love it even more when you do.




Ask him to come with you to the women's restroom


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Modifié par kelmar6821, 13 mars 2010 - 10:44 .


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goldenbender

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Holy crap, I totally lost it on p.27.

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kelmar6821

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OMG someone made ME2 song just about that thread...

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Catloafini

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LMAO this is great! Thanks for the share! I missed MSPaint adventures, totally forgot bout em ;)

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Homey C-Dawg

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That thread is a thing of beauty.

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Tamyn

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I'm not very far in yet, but I'm laughing.

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Lankist

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LANKIST: Put on AVIATORS and PIMP WALK into a thread about your thread.

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kelmar6821

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oh snap

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Tamyn

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Douche Rocket Renegade LAZER EYES.

Modifié par Tamyn, 21 mars 2010 - 05:07 .


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Mondo_

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Gold on gold

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SoyProduct

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Stop doing PRODUCTIVE THINGS to read entire MS PAINT ADVENTURE THREAD. Laugh ASS off

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kelmar6821

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omg, my sides hurt from laughter.



oh shyte! they mad

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RigAudio

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This thread needs a permabump.

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kelmar6821

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I see you've taken a liking to the Facepunch forums

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kelmar6821 wrote...

mortons4ck wrote...

This is actually pretty awesome.

Love shep's new VI.


did you get to 18 yet? You'll love it even more when you do.




Ask him to come with you to the women's restroom


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Why is that so dirty! lol. Posted Image

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kelmar6821

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The original thread has hit 50 pages, the facepunch limit. Lankist has continued on thread 2

http://www.facepunch...ad.php?t=910135



[Lankis wrote...



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The original thread, for your reading pleasure/not.



Previously on ME Paint Adventures:



Zaeed went back in time and ****ed **** up forever.



Shepard was a loser.



Shepard became a member of RAGTAG TEAM.



Shepard unlocked LAZER EYES.



Shepard became the leader of RAGTAG TEAM by making UNFOUNDED ACCUSATIONS.



Shepard recruited THANE and BLASTO.



And now:





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After a LONG AND ARDUOUS and WELL ANIMATED battle, you have defeated the GUARDS outside of the CONVENIENTLY PLACED ECLIPSE BASE.



What do you do?



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Maginipowfire

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That is the best ME thread ever.

#22
kelmar6821

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WIGGLE HARDER

That was great!

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Ray Joel Oh

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Bumping the glory

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kelmar6821

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make AWESOME WEBCOMIC run out of BANDWIDTH wait for next MONTH

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masterjedirobyn

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wait why can't I see any of the pictures?