Now introducing, Apathy Shepard! With Neutral Interrupts!
Legion: We have not yet reached consensus on this issue. Please make a decision, Shepard-Commander.
[Neutral Interrupt]
Shepard: I should go.
Legion: Consensus reached, Shepard-Commander. The heretics will be left to their own free will. No data modification will be necessary.
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Mordin: Data still useful. Could be worth keeping.
Shepard: Mordin, you said the Krogan needed to be sterilized, right?
Mordin: Yes, Shepard. Important for salarians. Important for galaxy.
[Neutral Interrupt]
Shepard: I should go.
Mordin: Leaving genophage data here for possible retrieval. Consequences unpleasant.
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Ashley: It's already here, there's geth pouring all over the bomb site!
[Neutral Interrupt]
Shepard: I should go.
Kaidan: Wait, Commander, where are you going? With all due respect, we're getting slaughtered out here!
Ashley: Why is it that whenever someone says, "with all due respect", they really mea--**static, radio dead**
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Turian Councilor: Ah yes, "Reapers", the immortal race of sentient starships alleged-
[Neutral Interrupt]
Shepard: I should go.
Turian Councilor: You don't get to make demands of the Council - wait, don't go!
Turian Councilor: Who else am I going to deny the existence of the Reapers to?
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Grunt: Ready for another round, Shepard! Hit the Keystone!
[Neutral Interrupt]
Shepard: I should go.
Grunt: Shepard, we still have to defeat the Thresher Maw! Hit the Keystone!
Shepard: I don't care either way. Do it yourself.
Grunt: Fine! I'll hit the Keystone!
*Grunt kills Thresher Maw in one shot, trailer-style*
Grunt: Ha!
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Khalisah bint Sinan al-Jilani: Khalisah bint Sinan al-Jilani, Westerlund News. Do you have a moment, Commander?
[Neutral Interrupt]
*Shepard walks up to Khalisah and stands in front of her silently*
*Khalisah braces herself for the incoming punch*
Shepard: Ha, just kidding. I should go.
*Shepard leaves*
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Wrex: Really? Saren found a cure for the genophage. You want to destroy it.
Wrex: Help me out here, Shepard. The lines between friend and foe are getting a little blurry from where I stand.
[Neutral Interrupt]
Shepard: Wrex, I'm not sure either. Maybe we can leave and come back another time?
Wrex: We should go.
Shepard: Right with ya.
*Shepard and crew leave on the Normandy, get shot down by AA turrets*
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Zaeed: That's my assault rifle. I even named her and kept her as-
[Neutral Interrupt]
Shepard: I should go.
Zaeed: Wait, what? I thought you didn't have a dialogue wheel with me! You're supposed to stand there and-
*Shepard leaves*
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*zoom in, pan left*
Jack: ...Hey.
[Neutral Interrupt]
Shepard: Hey.
Jack: You going to say something to me or what?
Shepard: ...Yup.
Jack: I... should... go?
Shepard: Okay. Talk later.
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Kelly Chambers: Commander, you have unread messages in your-
[Neutral Interrupt]
*Slap*
Kelly Chambers: What the hell, is that your neutral option? That was more like Renegade-
[Renegade Interrupt]
*Punch*
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Tali: Shepard, I'm inside the vents, it's hot in here, but I can handle it.
*30 seconds pass by*
Tali: Find the valve, Shepard! I'm burning up in here! I'm going to have to take off my suit soon!
[Neutral Interrupt]
Tali: Wait, why are you just standing in front of the valve? Shepard?
Tali: ...Shepard?
[Renegade Interrupt]
*Shepard smiles devilishly*
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Miranda: I've been engineered to be perfect, Shepard. It's hard living up to that standard.
[Neutral Interrupt]
Shepard: You seem normal to me.
Miranda: Damn it, Shepard! That's not what I meant.
Shepard: Sounds like how a normal person would react.
Miranda: Quit playing games with me, Shepard! I'm always right!
Shepard: You're correct some of the time, on average.
Miranda: Keep doing that and I'm booting you off the mission!
Shepard: This is MY mission, remember, Operative Lawson?
Miranda: ...Understood, Commander.
Shepard: Now get suited, we're going in.
Miranda: Glad to see you still value my abilities.
Shepard: No, I just need a regular human to pilot the shuttle. Who's been piloting the shuttle this whole time?
Miranda: ...
Shepard: ...
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Jacob: I'm good, Shepard. Ready for anything. We live, we'll get loud, and spill some drinks on the Citadel.
[Neutral Interrupt]
Shepard: Non-alcoholic, Taylor.
Jacob: I'll have to disagree on that, sir.
Shepard: Well, I don't care either way.
Jacob: I'll have to disagree on that too, you should care somewhat-
Shepard: I should go.
*Jacob salutes*
Jacob: Commander.
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Thane: Attacking the Collectors would require passing through the Omega-4-
[Neutral Interrupt]
Shepard: We already went without you.
Thane: Oh. I see. Why did you slay these guards to find me, then?
Shepard: You're still coming with me. I need Jack's loyalty, we're heading to Pragia.
Thane: Attacking a Pragia base would require standing in the rain. No Drell has ever survived Kepral's Syndrome before.
Shepard: They say it's a suicide mission. I intend to prove them wrong.
Thane: Very well, Shepard. I will join you. Free of charge.
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Garrus: Shepard. I've been meaning to talk to you. I found the location of Fade, he's hiding-
[Neutral Interrupt]
Shepard: Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
Garrus: Wait, isn't that my job?
Shepard: I should go.
Garrus: Uh... will you... be here when I need you?
Shepard: No.
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Morinth: Look into my eyes and tell me you want me. Tell me you'd kill for me.
[Neutral Interrupt]
Shepard: Morinth, I... don't.... care.
Morinth: Oh, I see. The b---h found herself a little helper.
Shepard: What? I came here on my own. I'm just here for the drinks.
Morinth: EMBRACE ETERNITY!
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