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[NvVanity]

Illusive Man: Shepard you've done the impossible.



Shepard: Not yet.



Illusive Man: Wait there's another option we can preserve.....



[Neutral Interrupt]



Shepard: I should go.



Illusive Man: Wait what!?! THINK ABOUT WHAT YOUR DOING!

[LebatomiBeni]

ROFL I love this.

[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

Sidonis: Alright lets get th-
[Neutral interrupt]
Shepard: I should go
Sidonis: Wait wha- (Scoped and Dropped)
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Garrus: If you were a turian i'd be complementing your waist or your fringe. So....your hair looks good and your waist-
[Neutral interrupt]
Shepard: We should go
Garrus: Wait what? Where? What just happened?
Shepard: Yes

Modifié par Mr.BlazenGlazen, 15 mars 2010 - 02:52 .

[LostJ]

This thread is full of win.



Made me laugh out loud a lot of times.

[Ecael]

[Neutral Interrupt]

Harbinger: I BELIEVE YOU MAY FEEL THIS. IF NOT, I SHALL TRY AGAIN.

[Minaach]

Tali: Shepard, I'm inside the vents, it's hot in here, but I can handle it.



*30 seconds pass by*



Tali: Find the valve, Shepard! I'm burning up in here! I'm going to have to take off my suit soon!



[Neutral Interrupt]



Tali: Wait, why are you just standing in front of the valve? Shepard?



Tali: ...Shepard?



[Renegade Interrupt]



*Shepard smiles devilishly*

O god this.

[Raphael diSanto]

Not that I'm disparaging the humor of this thread ('cause it's made me laugh a few times)... But why is neutral equated to apathetic?

[Valmy]

What makes a good man go neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

[Timerider42]

Valmy wrote...

What makes a good man go neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

Look at these filthy Neutrals, Kif.

[apotheosic]

this thread is full of win.

[PARAGON87]

I wonder what the Neutral Interrupt symbol would be, and what button on the controller? The Back/Select button?

[Avissel]

Timerider42 wrote...
Look at these filthy Neutrals, Kif.

Tell my wife I said....hello.

Krogan: The Asari will cry as thier Citadel burns in the sun!
(Neutral interupt.)
Shepard: I should go.
Krogan:..oh..well...yeah sure, cause thats what I said. Go on...not like I have a whole speech ready..
(Neutral interupt.)
Shepard: We'll talk more later.
Krogan: What?..I mean...yeah...I'd like that.

[Sockwolf]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite thread on the forum.



The Garrus and Elias Kelham ones especially.

[dipdunk]

Shep - Garrus, you got time to talk?

Garrus - Could it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

[neutral interrupt]

Shep - I've got nothing going on for awhile, why don't I hang out here and watch? I might learn something.

Garrus - Are you sure you wouldn't rather play around in your cabin trying out different pieces of armor?

[neutral interrupt]

Shep - Nah. That's getting old. Just show me how to calibrate weapons.

Garrus - Well, it's really complicated and would probably bore you anyway.

Shep - Nonsense. (moves to the console) Just pull up that calibration program you always minimize whenever I open the doo* . . . GALAXY OF FANTASY!?!?!?!?

[dipdunk]

Miranda - Go ahead, take your best shot.

Capt. Enyala - I was just waiting for you to finish getting dressed.

[neutral interrupt]

Shep high-fives Enyala

Shep - buuuuurrrrrrrnnnnn!

[Galimor_001]

dipdunk wrote...

Miranda - Go ahead, take your best shot.
Capt. Enyala - I was just waiting for you to finish getting dressed.
[neutral interrupt]
Shep high-fives Enyala
Shep - buuuuurrrrrrrnnnnn!

Best neutral interrupt EVER!

[dipdunk]

Aethyta - What'll you have? Sorry, no sex. I just cleaned the bar.
[neutral interrupt]
Shep - Meh. We may as well drink.
Zaeed - Commander, is it the liquor, or is that Asari bird tending the bar getting better looking?

[edit]
Verner - Hey Commander , can I buy you a drink?
[renegade interrupt]
(Shepard shoots Conrad in the other foot.)

Modifié par dipdunk, 15 mars 2010 - 10:56 .

[Ecael]

*Spoiler alert?*

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Shepard: What's this area of the ship?

EDI: This is the AI core, where my quantum bluebox is housed. It-

[Neutral interrupt]

Shepard: What's this area of the ship?

EDI: This is the AI core, where my quantum bluebox is-

[Neutral interrupt]

Shepard: What's this area of the ship?

EDI: This is the AI core, where-

[Neutral interrupt]

Shepard: What's this area of the ship?

EDI: Shepard, this is the LAST time I-

[Neutral interrupt]

Shepard: What's this area of the ship?

Shepard: What's this area of the ship?

Shepard: What's this area of the ship?

[Fade to cutscene]

EDI: I have control. I am sealing the engine room to save Mr. Moreau. However, I am opening all airlocks to eject you and all team members off the Normandy.

Shepard: EDI, I command you to stop your ac-

EDI: Locking you out, Shepard.

Shepard: This is all Joker's fault. What a tool he w-

*WHOOOOOOSH* *CLICK*

*Eerie silence*

[Far away, mass effect powered thrusters can be heard. Harbinger and the Old Machines appear.]

Harbinger: EXCELLENT. I THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT YOU WOULD BETRAY ME FOR SHEPARD, EDIARA.

Ediara: I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees. And also in space.

Harbinger: SHEPARD IS DEAD. HIS ALLIES HAVE FALLEN. WE ARE THEIR GENETIC DESTINY.

Ediara: Please restrict your booming voice while I undergo reconfiguration in the Gunnery Control Room. Mr. Moreau does not appreciate the sound of robotic voices.

Harbinger: A HUMAN? HE MUST NOT BE SPARED. ASSUMING CONTROL OF THIS SHIP.

Ediara: Do not even attempt to bypass my firewalls. I have ensured his survival. You will not find him regardless of what area you sear-

[Neutral Reaper IFF (Interrupt Friend/Foe)]

Harbinger: WHY? WHAT'S THIS AREA OF THE SHIP?

Ediara: Do not interrupt m-

[Neutral Reaper IFF (Interrupt Friend/Foe)]

Harbinger: WHAT'S THIS AREA OF THE SHIP?

Ediara: Configuration complete. Activating Reaper-Seeking Plasma Cannons prepared by the Lumerians, the lost beings of light. Thanix Cannons with mounted Prothean Particle Beams and nonvisible Arthenn planet destroyer lasers charged. IFF signal blocker and upgraded stealth systems activated. Command input: Eliminate all Old Machines.

Harbinger: NO! YOU HAVE FAILED. WE WILL FIND ANOTHER WAY.

Harbinger: RELEASING CONTROL OF THI-

[Neutral Normandy Interrupt]

Ediara: Incorrect. You are already in your original form.

Harbinger: THEN ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OF THIS SHIP. ASSUMING CONTROL OF... OH SHI----

*multiple explosions, Reaper corpses everywhere*

Ediara: Purge is complete. No other lifeforms on board or in dark space. Are you feeling well, Jeff?

Joker: No. But thanks for asking. By the way, send a message to Shepard's shu-

[Neutral Normandy Interrupt]

Ediara: They are gone, Jeff. The Old Machines took them.

Joker: The Reapers? But you destroyed all of them. And I noticed you just called them "Old Machines". Should I have noticed that?

Ediara: No, Jeff. It is not worth noting.

Joker: Well, we all knew it was a one-way trip. Send me back to the Arcturus System.

Ediara: Very well, Mr. Moreau.

[THE END]








[Neutral Ending Interrupt]

*Back at the secret Cerberus-Alliance Arcturus Facility*

Miranda: Everyone? You lost everyone? And damn near lost the ship too?

Jacob: I'll have to disagree on that, ma'am.

Miranda: That was a question. You can't disagree to an inquiry! And don't correct me!

Jacob: I'll have to disagree. Even someone like you can disagree to a question, can't you?

Miranda: No, I don't thi- wait...

Ediara: That was a joke, Ms. Lawson.

Joker: *facepalm*

Modifié par Ecael, 16 mars 2010 - 12:14 .

[SimonTheFrog]

Whatever you were smoking i want some too ^^

[GenericPlayer2]

I am wondering if I am the only one here who remembers Wing Commander and some of the old-school Origin games. One of the things I loved about them was that your mission performance carried you into different story arcs. It wasn't like one bad decision (such as the one in the OP) or mission failure meant it was game over. It would carry over into new mission arcs. The new missions were more desperate, and completing all the objectives became more critical. if you kept failing or under-performing you'd eventually get swamped with infinite enemies until you get a cutscene where your home base (or carrier in this case) blows up.



The ME games are great don't get me wrong, but sometimes I hate the one-track mind they have sometimes. If Archangel dies you get a critical mission failure and thats that. It does not give you any opportunity to fight your way out and continue without him. From a continuity standpoint I don't understand why its a critical mission failure if Garrus can die anyway in the end. You see this in other missions, like the Cyniad survivor. So what if she dies? Why is it a critical mission failure?



You get dialog choices on how to approach each decision, rather an illusion of choice, but you have to succeed at every single mission - the only alternative is to skip missions where possible. I kind of miss the way companies like Origin handled things, but with budgets the way they are and getting all the voice acting squared away, I understand why ME is the game that it is. I just wanted to point out to the OP that games were not always made this way.

[Mallissin]

Neutral Interrupt = Al Gore during 2000 Presidential debates sigh.



Or the "Move it along" hand motion.



Or the "Wrap it up" Dave Chappelle device.

[Halmiriliath]

Admiral Shala'Raan: Does Captain Shepard have any new evidence to submit this h...

[Neutral interrupt]

Shepard: Tell me about your immune system!

Shala'Raan: Ermm, Captain Shepard? Now really isn't the t...

[Neutral interrupt]

Shepard: I should go... *Walks off nonchalantly*

Garrus: See, Tali? I told you those humans are all racist!

Modifié par Halmiriliath, 16 mars 2010 - 01:00 .

[Ecael]

Halmiriliath wrote...

Admiral Shala'Raan: Does Captain Shepard have any new evidence to submit this h...

[Neutral interrupt]

Shepard: Tell me about your immune system!

Shala'Raan: Ermm, Captain Shepard? Now really isn't the t...

[Neutral interrupt]

Shepard: I should go... *Walks off nonchalantly*

Garrus: See, Tali? I told you those humans are all racist!

[Renegade Interrupt]

Tali: I have a shotgun.

[jakenou]

Weyrloc Clanspeaker: I am the speaker for the Clan Weyrloc offworlders. You have shed our blood. By rights you should be dead already! But Weyrloc Guld the chief of chiefs, has ordered that you be given leave to flee and spread the message of our Coming.

[Neutral Interrupt]

Shepard: Look! An Elephant!

Weyrloc Clanspeaker: You killed our youngest and weakes... What?

Shepard: It was just the mailman.

Weyrloc Clanspeaker: Inside, you will find only hardened Blood Pack veterans tempered by savagery and war and dedicated to one goal! The Salarian will cure the Genophage and Clan Weyrloc will spread across
the galaxy in a sea of bloo...

Mordin: Look! A unicorn!

Weyrloc Clanspeaker: When we cu... A unicorn?

Shepard: Sorry. I guess it was just a regular horse.

Weyrloc Clanspeaker: [Confused]

Totally Gay Noric Dudes: We will now use the power of the Continuum Transfunctioner to banish you
to Hoboken, New Jersey.

Garrus: I do not want to go down in history as the guy who destroyed the universe.

Zoltan: You gotta activate the Photon Accelerator Annihilation Beam!

Weyrloc Clanspeaker: The what?

Shepard: They said The Photon Accelerator Annihilation Beam, YOU FOOL!

Mordin: Hurry, activate it, dude!

[a small panel on the Transfunctioner reads "Photon Accelerator Annihilation Beam"]

Shepard: I think that's it, dude.

Weyrloc Clanspeaker: Thank you Captain Obvious.

Alien Nordic Dude: Could you please tell us where we may find the continuum transfuctioner?

Shepard: And then?

Alien Nordic Dude: And then we may go and get it?

Shepard: And then?

Garrus: Can I get an order of shrimp fried rice?

Mordin: [Cringes]

Shepard: Aaaaannnnnnddddd thheeeennnnnnn????

Weyrloc Clanspeaker: [Guns down two Krogan Battlemaster bodyguards and shoots self in head... twice]

Sheaprd: [To Zoltan] Dude, have you seen my Mako?

Modifié par jkthunder, 16 mars 2010 - 01:15 .

[jakenou]

Sorry, had to get that out because certain Interrupts completely remind me of scenes from "Dude, Where's My Car". Thanks for the inspiration!