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[Ecael]

jkthunder wrote...

Totally Gay Noric Dudes: We will now use the power of the Continuum
Transfunctioner to banish you
to Hoboken, New Jersey.

Hey, I know it's a quote from Where's My Car, but don't insult Hoboken. I've never been there but I lived in Jersey for some time, so I am compelled to defend it somehow.

I can't seem to remember which Turnpike exit I lived near, though.

[Ecael]

Nerivant wrote...

Ecael wrote...
I can't seem to remember which Turnpike exit I lived near, though.

The only exit to the NJ Turnpike is the state line.

[jakenou]

Hey now, I'm not the one who designated Jersey as the place of exile! ... I'm not that cruel

Badumdah *clank*

[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

Wrex: Shepard! My fri-



[Neutral interrupt]



Shepard: I should go

[Ecael]

Ambassador Udina: Well, what about Shepard? Earthborn, but no record of his family.

Captain Anderson: Doesn't have one. Learned to look out for himself.

Admiral Hackett: He saw his whole unit die on Akuze. He could have serious emotional scars.

Ambassador Udina: Is that the kind of person we want protecting the galaxy?

[Neutral Interrupt]

Shepard: I'm the only kind of person that can protect the galaxy.

Ambassador Udina: I'll make th--whaaaaaaa?

[RinpocheSchnozberry]

This thread has won the forums. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. I'll lock up.

[RinpocheSchnozberry]

Wrex: Shepard.

[Neutral Interrupt]

Shepard:  It was.

*Shepard leaves*

Wrex:  Sh-- wa-- wh--  Wrex?  Oh ****.

*poof*

[Ecael]

Tali: You can't let this happen, Shepard! I trusted you, and I worked with a geth on the team, but this is too much!

[Neutral Interrupt]

Shepard: Look at you! Both of you! This is exactly what the Reapers want!

Shepard: Tali, of course the geth are worried about your people. You went to Haestrom and killed a hundred of them! You even lost your team in the process! Where did they bury the survivors?

Tali: The what? Where? I... uhh....

Shepard: And Legion, what the hell were you thinking? What are the first 100,000 digits of Pi?

Legion: Shepard-Commander, our calculation is approximately 3.1415926535897932 384626433832795 02884197 16939937 510582097 494459230 7816406286 20899862...

Shepard: I should go.



Legion: ......5078933772 8658035712 790913767 42080565549 362541.

Legion: ......Shepard-Commander?

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Deleia Sanassi: I am glad you feel that way. There are many stores on the Citadel that are within your price range. This is one of them.

[Neutral Interrupt]

Shepard: So you're saying I can afford this? Just because I can doesn't mean you can force me to buy it.

Deleia Sanassi: What? No, I...

Shepard: HEY EVERYONE! THIS STORE TREATS EVERYONE EQUALLY AND FAIRLY WITHOUT REGARD TO FINANCIAL STATUS!

Deleia Sanassi: Please, calm down! Are you going to purchase something or not?

Shepard: Sure.

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Niftu Cal: I am a biotic god! I think things, and they happen! Fear me lesser creatures, for I am biotics made flesh!

[Neutral Interrupt, Adept/Vanguard/Sentinel only]

Shepard: I too am a biotic god! Together as one we shall become a great wind that will sweep Wasea like a.... like a great wind! A great biotic wind!

Niftu Cal: YES! I CAN SMELL YOUR GREATNESS, STRANGER!

Shepard: WE SHALL UNITE AND PROVE TO WASEA THAT SHE IS A MERE MORTAL, UNLIKE US!

Grunt: ...

Legion: ...

Niftu Cal: CHARGE!

[Wasea dies]

Modifié par Ecael, 18 mars 2010 - 03:53 .

[alphax1]

ME1



Sovereign: There is a realm of existence so far beyond your own, you cannot even imagine it. I am beyond your comprehension. I am Sovereign.

[Neutral Interrupt]

Shepard: I'll have a #3 meal with onion rings instead of fries and a diet root beer...

Sovereign:....

Shepard:... did you get that... #3 meal... onion rings... diet root beer...

Sovereign:... (holo suddenly cuts off)

Shepard: Is this thing on? Hello?

(Joker radios in)

Joker: Come in commander...

Shepard: What is it Joker? I'm trying to order from Burger Sovereign...

Joker: ooookay.... Well anyway... You know Saren's ship? Well something weird just happened... it suddenly went dead... and then it exploded...

Shepard: Huh... well that's one less thing to worry about... looks like the drive-thru VI hanged anyway... so lets get out of here, plant that bomb and get off this rock!

[jklinders]

alphax1 wrote...

ME1

Sovereign: There is a realm of existence so far beyond your own, you cannot even imagine it. I am beyond your comprehension. I am Sovereign.
[Neutral Interrupt]
Shepard: I'll have a #3 meal with onion rings instead of fries and a diet root beer...
Sovereign:....
Shepard:... did you get that... #3 meal... onion rings... diet root beer...
Sovereign:... (holo suddenly cuts off)
Shepard: Is this thing on? Hello?
(Joker radios in)
Joker: Come in commander...
Shepard: What is it Joker? I'm trying to order from Burger Sovereign...
Joker: ooookay.... Well anyway... You know Saren's ship? Well something weird just happened... it suddenly went dead... and then it exploded...
Shepard: Huh... well that's one less thing to worry about... looks like the drive-thru VI hanged anyway... so lets get out of here, plant that bomb and get off this rock!

You win^^^^^^^^

[Ecael]

Kian Louros: I would be glad to give you our employee discount if you could do that for us.

[Neutral Interrupt]

Shepard: I'm Commander Shepard, and this is a store on the Citadel.

Kian Louros: ...

[jklinders]

You know I would think that we should apathy points for neutral interrupts...but you know I don't really have strong feelings for it either way.

[Highdragonslayer]

Mordin: I am the very model of a scientist salarian!

*Neutral Interrupt*

Shepard: I should go.

Mordin: You didn't like my singing Shepard?!

Shepard: It was average at best, I didn't love it or hate it.

Mordin: I hope you don't tell anyone about this.

Shepard: I may or may not do what you say.

[apotheosic]

Eclipse Merc: I got nothin' more to say to you.

*neutral interrupt*

Shepard: how about "how was your day?"

EM: I- wait... what?

Shepard: you never talk to me anymore. you just feel so distant. i feel like i dont even know who you are sometimes.

EM: i um.... well. uh... sorry?

Shepard: yeah, you better be, mister. now you just march yourself to your room and think that over for a while.

EM: ok... i guess i'll do that... *he does*

[Ecael]

Prison Guard: As this is a high security vessel, you'll need to relinquish your weapons before we proceed.

[Neutral Interrupt]

Shepard: I'll relinquish one bullet my weapons. Where do you want it?

Prison Guard: Up on the shelf in the next room.

[Later, at Outprocessing]

Warden Kuril: My apologies, Shepard. you're more valuable as a prisoner than a customer. We have your weapons already. Proceed into this open cell.

[Neutral Interrupt]

Shepard: Does the cell come with free TV and limited Internet?

Warden Kuril: No.

Shepard: Can I pick up my weapons?

Warden Kuril: No.

Shepard: Should I disbelieve that it's not inappropriate that you haven't rarely never given no one the lack of permission to not let them stay no more, or isn't it you can't just not leave them with nothing, neither?

Warden Kuril: N-...wait a second...umm... Yes?

Shepard: Then I should go.

Warden Kuril: Activate systems!

[Sigma Tauri]

Ecael wrote...
Hey, I know it's a quote from Where's My Car, but don't insult Hoboken. I've never been there but I lived in Jersey for some time, so I am compelled to defend it somehow.

You should. Hoboken's actually one of the nicer towns looking out of the Hudson.

[Ecael]

Saren: We can't stop it! Not forever. You saw the visions. You saw what happened to the Protheans. The Reapers are too powerful.

[Neutral Interrupt]

Shepard: YOU TURIANS ARE ALL RACIST!

Saren: Maybe you're right. Maybe there is still a chance that I... unghh!

Saren: The implants... Sovereign is too strong. I'm sorry. It is too late for me.

[Neutral Interrupt]

Shepard: I should go.

Saren: Goodbye, Shepard. Thank you.

monkeycamoran wrote...

Ecael wrote...
Hey, I know it's a quote from Where's My Car, but don't insult Hoboken. I've never been there but I lived in Jersey for some time, so I am compelled to defend it somehow.

You should. Hoboken's actually one of the nicer towns looking out of the Hudson.

Good to know, then.

[ObserverStatus]

alphax1 wrote...

ME1

Sovereign: There is a realm of existence so far beyond your own, you cannot even imagine it. I am beyond your comprehension. I am Sovereign.
[Neutral Interrupt]
Shepard: I'll have a #3 meal with onion rings instead of fries and a diet root beer...
Sovereign:....
Shepard:... did you get that... #3 meal... onion rings... diet root beer...
Sovereign:... (holo suddenly cuts off)
Shepard: Is this thing on? Hello?
(Joker radios in)
Joker: Come in commander...
Shepard: What is it Joker? I'm trying to order from Burger Sovereign...
Joker: ooookay.... Well anyway... You know Saren's ship? Well something weird just happened... it suddenly went dead... and then it exploded...
Shepard: Huh... well that's one less thing to worry about... looks like the drive-thru VI hanged anyway... so lets get out of here, plant that bomb and get off this rock!

Too bad, I could have used the #3.

[Dark Glasses]

I died at...
"Khalisah bint Sinan al-Jilani: Khalisah bint Sinan al-Jilani, Westerlund News. Do you have a moment, Commander?
[Neutral Interrupt]
*Shepard walks up to Khalisah and stands in front of her silently*
*Khalisah braces herself for the incoming punch*
Shepard: Ha, just kidding. I should go.
*Shepard leaves*"

Modifié par Dark Glasses, 26 mars 2010 - 05:53 .

[Ecael]

Conrad Verner: So you're alive, huh? I hear it goes like that in the biz. Why don't you sit back and watch how it's done? I've got some asses to kick.

[Neutral Interrupt]

Shepard: Conrad, let me make this slightly unclear.

*Shepard shoots Matriarch Aethyta*

Matriarch Aethyta: What the hell? I'm going to lay down a Singularity on both of you if you-

Shepard: That shot barely grazed you, you big baby.

...

Shepard: Sorry. My best friend is a Krogan.

[Onyx Jaguar]

That one was unexpected!

[Ecael]

The Illusive Man: Shepard, you're making a habit of costing more than time and money.

[Neutral Interrupt]

Shepard: Sorry, I'm having trouble hearing you, my internal translator just broke.

The Illusive Man: Shepard, I'm speaking English.

Shepard: Joker, try manually translating it from Turian.

The Illusive Man: Khet yane nark eo in!

Shepard: No? Try Asari.

The Illusive Man: Anshau fuanc ajen!

Shepard: Salarian?

The Illusive Man: Io ec ti mo ai eu!

Shepard: ...Reaper?

The Illusive Man: SHEPARD, YOU COULD HAVE BEEN USEFUL.

[Neutral Interrupt]

Shepard. I should go.

The Illusive Man: I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS.

*Shepard leaves*

[HardKorps]

Ecael wrote...

Kian Louros: I would be glad to give you our employee discount if you could do that for us.

[Neutral Interrupt]

Shepard: I'm Commander Shepard, and this is a store on the Citadel.

Kian Louros: ...

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite post on the Citadel.

Modifié par HardKorps, 03 avril 2010 - 11:01 .