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[Cra5y Pineapple]

Ecael wrote...

Thane: Attacking the Collectors would require passing through the Omega-4-

[Neutral Interrupt]

Shepard: We already went without you.

Thane: Oh. I see. Why did you slay these guards to find me, then?

Shepard: You're still coming with me. I need Jack's loyalty, we're heading to Pragia.

Thane: Attacking a Pragia base would require standing in the rain. No Drell has ever survived Kepral's Syndrome before.

Shepard: They say it's a suicide mission. I intend to prove them wrong.

Thane: Very well, Shepard. I will join you. Free of charge.

I'm Commander Shepard, and this IS F***ING FUNNY AS F*** ARGHHHHH on the citadel.
Especially since the line is iconic thanks to the launch trailer.

[Ecael]

Cra5y Pineapple wrote...

Ecael wrote...

Thane: Attacking the Collectors would require passing through the Omega-4-

[Neutral Interrupt]

Shepard: We already went without you.

Thane: Oh. I see. Why did you slay these guards to find me, then?

Shepard: You're still coming with me. I need Jack's loyalty, we're heading to Pragia.

Thane: Attacking a Pragia base would require standing in the rain. No Drell has ever survived Kepral's Syndrome before.

Shepard: They say it's a suicide mission. I intend to prove them wrong.

Thane: Very well, Shepard. I will join you. Free of charge.

I'm Commander Shepard, and this IS F***ING FUNNY AS F*** ARGHHHHH on the citadel.
Especially since the line is iconic thanks to the launch trailer.

Also, since you bumped an old thread (even if it is a thread I started), this is obligatory:

[Xenomorphwut]

what if he's on 360.

[Ecael]

Xenomorphwut wrote...

what if he's on 360.

The console is also moddable now.

http://social.biowar...3/index/2277020

You can use Gibbed's Save Game Editor to either put Thane in or enable his recruitment mission. I describe how to do the latter with this thread:

http://social.biowar...5/index/1585456

[CroGamer002]

Joker: What's the order, Commander? Come in now to save the Ascension or hold back?



*neutral interrupt*

Shepherd: I should go.



Garrus/Tali/Wrex/Liara: What?!

Kaidan/Ashley: WHAT?!



Joker: Shepherd stop neutral interrupts and open...( Shep leaves)

[KalosCast]

Ranting Krogan: Rant rant rant

Shepard: I should go

Ranting Krogan: Rant rant rant

[Bhatair]

Thane: Attacking the Collectors would require passing through the Omega-4-

[Neutral Interrupt]

Shepard: We already went without you.

Thane: Oh. I see. Why did you slay these guards to find me, then?

Shepard: You're still coming with me. I need Jack's loyalty, we're heading to Pragia.

Thane: Attacking a Pragia base would require standing in the rain. No Drell has ever survived Kepral's Syndrome before.

Shepard: They say it's a suicide mission. I intend to prove them wrong.

Thane: Very well, Shepard. I will join you. Free of charge.

Friggen lol:lol::happy:

[C9316]

Ecael wrote...

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Zaeed: That's my assault rifle. I even named her and kept her as-

[Neutral Interrupt]

Shepard: I should go.

Zaeed: Wait, what? I thought you didn't have a dialogue wheel with me! You're supposed to stand there and-

*Shepard leaves*


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Garrus: Shepard. I've been meaning to talk to you. I found the location of Fade, he's hiding-

[Neutral Interrupt]

Shepard: Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

Garrus: Wait, isn't that my job?

Shepard: I should go.

Garrus: Uh... will you... be here when I need you?

Shepard: No.

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These made me lol the most they realllly make shep seem like a Douchebag

[Eternal Density]

Ecael wrote...

Kian Louros: I would be glad to give you our employee discount if you could do that for us.

[Neutral Interrupt]

Shepard: I'm Commander Shepard, and this is a store on the Citadel.

Kian Louros: ...

I thought of that when reading page 1, but you beat me to it by several months, so I don't have to do it.  Well said
A couple of others I thought of (the first couple of scenes turned out to be covered, but differently):
Joker: What's the order, Commander? Come in now to save the Ascension or hold back?
[Neutral Interrupt]
Shepard: How about just sending half of them?

*All ships except the Normandy are destroyed by the end of the battle*
Shepard: I should go

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Niftu Cal: I am a biotic god! I think things, and they happen! Fear me lesser creatures, for I am biotics made flesh!
[Neutral Interrupt]
Shepard: I should go.
Niftu Cal: No! Wasea is mine to destroy! If I must end you first, so be it!
*Biotic spark zaps Shepard's nose*
[Neutral Interrupt]
Shepard: I should go.
Niftu Cal: B-b-but... wait! *runs after Shepard, trips, and knocks himself out*

----

*Kaidan shows up at the end of Horizon mission*
[Neutral Interrupt]
Shepard: I should go
Kaidan: But... we haven't talked in 2 years!
[Neutral Interrupt]
Shepard: Actually you're only here because it's the default for a non-imported female character.  To me you're just the former squad member who apparently didn't die, so I don't really care what you have to say.
Kaidan: huh?
[Renegade Interrupt]
*Shepard Puuunch*

----

*Jack and Miranda are in the middle of their big argument*
[Neutral Interrupt]
Shepard: I should go.  Try not to kill each other until I get back with the camera.
*Jack and Miranda team up, Shep awakens the next day to Doc Chawkas' expression of disapproval, and you lose both loyalties.  Joker thanks you for the footage.*

[CroGamer002]

Morinth: I'm strong as she is - let me join you!

Samara: I am already sworn to help you, Shepard. Let us finish this.



*neutral interrupt*



Shepard: This should be good.( Shep does nothing and watch them fight)

[Anezay]

Mesina2 wrote...

Morinth: I'm strong as she is - let me join you!
Samara: I am already sworn to help you, Shepard. Let us finish this.

*neutral interrupt*

Shepard: This should be good.( Shep does nothing and watch them fight)

I always thought this should be an option. I'll bring the popcorn.

[Arhka]

Harkin: What are you going to do, kill me? That's not your style Garrus.

Garrus: Kill you? No. But I don't mind slowing you down.

*neutral interrupt*

Shepard: We should go.

Harkin: Go along Garrus, follow your Commander.

Garrus: But Commander!?

*Shepard then headbutts Harkin*

Garrus: I never get tired of that.

Modifié par Arhka, 14 juillet 2010 - 11:18 .

[ADLegend21]

Samara- Another time...in another life

-Neutral interrupt-

Shepard- Samara I died once, so technically this is another life for me.

Samara- command...wait you may have somehting there *paramour Achievement 50G*

[Epocu Starwind]

Ecael wrote...

[Renegade Interrupt]

*Punch*

Elias Kelham: Do you know what I'm going to do to you when I get out of here?

[Neutral Interrupt]

Shepard: I should stay.

Elias Kelham: .......Okay?

Thane (aside): What in the gods' names are you doing, Shepard? He's no use to us confused.

Elias Kelham: Are we done here? Because I got people to see.

[Neutral Interrupt]

Shepard: I'm still being patient. Give me a name, or I'm going to ask you again to give me a name.

Elias Kelham: Go to hell.

Shepard: I'm not going anywhere unless you give me a name.

*45 hours later*

Shepard: Give me a name, or I'm going to ask you again to give me a name.

Elias Kelham: JORAM! JORAM TALID! TURIAN IN THE 800 BLOCKS!

*exhausted, walking outside*

Thane: That may go down in history as the longest interrogation, ever.

First of all... Win. Just win. Secondly, you should have a neutral backround option. "I was adopted by the netural planet in the neutural zone. I was trained to kill without feeling stongly one way or the other. I also have been trained in things that you maybe have not sort of heard of sometime in your life at one point or another." "... but isn't the neutural planet a fake world from Futurama?" "..." "..." "I should go." *walks off*

[Ragnarok521]

 "What is it that makes a man go neutral? Is it love of gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart of neutrality?"

[Epocu Starwind]

Ragnarok521 wrote...

 "What is it that makes a man go neutral? Is it love of gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart of neutrality?"

...I have no strong feelings one way or the other. 

If I die, tell my wife hello.

But in all seriousness. If there were a netural interupt, I have the perfect symbol for it. In a purple circle in the middle of the screen,  it will have a star with a wing in it with a circle underneath the star.

Wrex: I won't hesitate to kill you for the cure of the genophage.
[Ashley aims at him]
[orders to fire]
Shepherd: Fire.
[Neutural interupt]
[pushes gun down]
[bullet hits Wrexes foot]
Wrex: OW!
[neutural interupt]
Shepherd: Disobey again and I might possibly shoot you again.
Wrex: Alright. I will follow you...
[neuteral interupt]
Sheperd: I should go.
Wrex: What?

(Decideing who to lead the other team.)
Kaiden: Who should go?
[neutural interupt A]
Shepherd: I should go.
[neutural interupt B]
Shepherd: You both should go.

(bomb detonation)
Shep: We need someone to stay and protect the bomb.
Ashley: Who should stay...
[Neutural interupt]
Shep: I should stay.
Ashley: ...Okay.

(later when decideing who lives and dies)
Kaiden: Get Ashley, leave me here.
Ashley: Get HIM, leave ME here!
[Neutural interupt]
Shep: I should go.
Kaiden and Ashley: What?
(bomb goes off with both dead)
Joker: Close one commander.
[Neutural interupt]
Shep: I should go.
[Renegade Action]
Joker: Sure commander. Door to your left.
Shep: Isn't that the airlock?
Joker: Exactly! Sealing the cabin and all other areas of the ship except yours.
Shep: What!?!
[Renegade action]
[Activates airlock]
Shep: HURK!
[Neutural interupt]
Shep (last breath): Joker, tell my girlfriend I said Hello.

[Epocu Starwind]

Just thought of another one.



T.I.M.: The collectors may have left evidence behind and we will finally be able to get to it first.

[Neutral interrupt]

Shepherd: All I know is that my gut says maybe.

[Mallissin]

PICK A SIDE OR SHUT UP!

[jklinders]

Mallissin wrote...

PICK A SIDE OR SHUT U-

*Neutral interrupt* I have to go:whistle:

[Captain Crash]

[Neutral Interrupt]

Shepard: I should go

Neutral interrupts sound really exciting!!   

Modifié par Captain Crash, 03 août 2010 - 07:08 .

[pvt_java]

The Neutral Symbol would just be a grey circle.

[Titanium Man]

Mallissin wrote...

PICK A SIDE OR SHUT UP!

PICK A SIDE OR DON'T

[gunswordfist]

This was way too damn funny!

[gunswordfist]

This was way too damn funny!

[Moiaussi]

I hate these filthy neutrals Kif! With enemies you know where they stand but with neutrals? Who knows! It sickens me.