Let me spell it out for you.
The collectors kill Shepard in the very beggining, you may ask why? For what purpose? The purpose was to get rid of the guy who messed up your last evil plan. Once the annoying good guy is gone, then your new evil plan would be much easier. What is the new evil plan? It's to make a new reaper to replace the last one, in order to open up the door for the reapers! They used humans because according the ME universe were the better than everyone else. So once they were done with building that reaper, they would indoctrinate someone to fore go the invasion as planned, perhaps the Turian counciller?! Well that was going fine and dandy for a couple of years, then all of a sudden Shepard came back from the dead, and on the third day he sat in the right hand of the father. Of course he'll do that once he kills all the reapers. So now since Shepard is invincible and nothing is able to kill him, like nothing at all. He could probably survive a 200 kilo nuclear bomb without hiding in a led lined refridgerator, while beating up Chuck Norris through paragon persasion lines. Well back to the plot, since Shepard is like the second coming he messes up the reapers plans escapes the giant explosion, with Harbringer yelling "Ill get you next time Shepard, next tiiiiiimmmmmmmmeee!" So that's the plot of ME2 for those of you who didn't understand, toodles.
For those who didn't understand the ME2 plot...
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Highdragonslayer
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Posté 14 mars 2010 - 06:17
BatarianBob
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What makes you think anyone didn't understand ME2's plot?
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Posté 14 mars 2010 - 06:52
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The OP is probably insisting that people must not have liked ME2 because they didn't understand the plot. The OP isn't considering the possibility that they understood the plot just fine and didn't like it or didn't like the game. (IMHO: The game itself is fine. The plot isn't Bioware quality, though... IMHO.)
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Posté 14 mars 2010 - 07:04
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Now this is a story all about how
the Normandy got flipped, turned upside down.
So TIM'd like to take a minute, just lay right there
And he'll make it so your lungs can once again draw air.
The Collectors were by the Reapers born and raised
Stealing colonists is how they spend most of their days
Melting 'em down into a big mess'a goo and all
blowing up your ship and by extension you.
But a couple of guys who want to do humans good
want to send you into the Collectors' neighborhood.
You get in lots of firefights and your boy/girl gets pissed and says
"How come you didn't call me? I feel like I've been dissed."
You whistle for a ship and when it comes by
It's got "Normandy" on the side and Joker's up front waving hi.
If anything, you've got to find somebody new to screw
So you say, "Hey, let's gather up a new sexy crew."
You pull up to the Omega-4 relay and fight
and TIM says, "Good work, you beat 'em. Gotta light?"
Blow up the station and you're finally done.
You've beat ME2. Now wasn't that fun?
the Normandy got flipped, turned upside down.
So TIM'd like to take a minute, just lay right there
And he'll make it so your lungs can once again draw air.
The Collectors were by the Reapers born and raised
Stealing colonists is how they spend most of their days
Melting 'em down into a big mess'a goo and all
blowing up your ship and by extension you.
But a couple of guys who want to do humans good
want to send you into the Collectors' neighborhood.
You get in lots of firefights and your boy/girl gets pissed and says
"How come you didn't call me? I feel like I've been dissed."
You whistle for a ship and when it comes by
It's got "Normandy" on the side and Joker's up front waving hi.
If anything, you've got to find somebody new to screw
So you say, "Hey, let's gather up a new sexy crew."
You pull up to the Omega-4 relay and fight
and TIM says, "Good work, you beat 'em. Gotta light?"
Blow up the station and you're finally done.
You've beat ME2. Now wasn't that fun?
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Posté 14 mars 2010 - 07:06
JeanLuc761
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There is literally nothing that can be posted in this thread that will top this.BobbyTheI wrote...
Now this is a story all about how
the Normandy got flipped, turned upside down.
So TIM'd like to take a minute, just lay right there
And he'll make it so your lungs can once again draw air.
The Collectors were by the Reapers born and raised
Stealing colonists is how they spend most of their days
Melting 'em down into a big mess'a goo and all
blowing up your ship and by extension you.
But a couple of guys who want to do humans good
want to send you into the Collectors' neighborhood.
You get in lots of firefights and your boy/girl gets pissed and says
"How come you didn't call me? I feel like I've been dissed."
You whistle for a ship and when it comes by
It's got "Normandy" on the side and Joker's up front waving hi.
If anything, you've got to find somebody new to screw
So you say, "Hey, let's gather up a new sexy crew."
You pull up to the Omega-4 relay and fight
and TIM says, "Good work, you beat 'em. Gotta light?"
Blow up the station and you're finally done.
You've beat ME2. Now wasn't that fun?
Well done
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Posté 14 mars 2010 - 07:12
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No, no, the OP correctly understood The Plan, being a deeply religious person as he is, he grasped the very point of it and brought it to us. Indeed, all the indicators point towards Shepard being a new Jes... hmm, see for yourselves: (1) He died for all the sins of the council races and the Council itself, who rejected him; (2) then, the Cerb.. I mean the TIM Father has resurrected him and placed at His right hand; and then, (3) it was like the Second Coming, where he effectively sent a Judgement Day onto the collector's collective rears to save the human kind. So the story line is 120AD-140AD, right? 
