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[Arhka]

Why does the Normandy have to leave port after every time I finish a mission or want to get back on?

[Crowwalker100]

Why do people whine over a $7.00 DLC ??

[GuardianAngel470]

Llandaryn wrote...

What is the meaning of life?

Forty-two is not an acceptable answer.

Awwww. *Looks around briefly* I'm kinda tired, I think I'll go home now.

[Splinter Cell 108]

Why can't I use ME1's armor (most NPCs use it) in ME2?



What mission is everybody talking about when they leave on the shuttle right before the kidnapping?



Who the heck is Armistan Banes?



Why didn't they give us a Batarian squadmate as DLC instead of two more humans?

[Pacifien]

GuardianAngel470 wrote...
Awwww. *Looks around briefly* I'm kinda tired, I think I'll go home now.

Yes, I'm tired. I'll nap. Destroy the universe later...

[chelseaisthepan]

Don't know if anyone has asked it but..



Why didn't Kaidan/Ashley get taken away by the Collectors?

[BHRamsay]

Why is Samara the only person who can fly?

[Hyper Cutter]

glacier1701 wrote...

Why exactly is Engineering the best place to boff?

Because there's nothing quite so sweet as banging someone on the turf of your rivals for that person's affection?

What, you thought it was a coincidence she wanted to do it in the area Tali and Jack are in?

chelseaisthepan wrote...
Why didn't Kaidan/Ashley get taken
away by the Collectors?

Lilith (who presumably was one of the
last loaded onto the ship before we interrupted, given that she's only
processed just as you find her at the base if you go there immediately) got at least a hundred
feet beyond them, so presumably they were just past the point where we
interrupted the Collectors'... uh, collecting.

Modifié par Hyper Cutter, 15 mars 2010 - 06:44 .

[Kwom Masbag]

Why are "nar", "vas", "Keelah se'lai", and "bosh'tet" the only words that aren't translated to English?

[Mallissin]

Ecael wrote...

How did Shepard destroy the Collector Base - a vessel the size of a small moon - with a glowing blue cookie, and why was there a magic fridge conveniently placed for him to store it?

Because the beings that originally created the Reapers had a natural weaknesses to cookies.

What mission is everybody talking about when they leave on the shuttle
right before the kidnapping?

Ice cream run.

Why can't someone closer to the AI core give EDI command instead of
making the brittle-boned pilot walk through the whole ship when
Collectors attack?

EDI needed Joker to plunged into her ducts, push the right buttons and make her complete.

Why has ammo technology gone backwards in the two years Shepard was
dead?

Two words: Xbox 360.

Who the heck is Armistan Banes?

TIM

Why didn't they give us a Batarian squadmate as DLC instead of two more
humans?

No one will pay money for a six-eyed slave-owning side-kick.

Why is Samara the only person who can fly?

Boobs inflated with helium.

Why was Cerberus the first to find the derelict reaper when it had
allegedly been there for ages?

Space is big. Really really really really really ............ BIG.

Why do Miranda and Samara get private rooms while Tali has to stand at a
console?

Quarians sleep at their posts.

Why does the bar on the Citadel have a bathroom the size of a shop?

Elcor need to pee too.

[BHRamsay]

insochris wrote...

thegreateski wrote...

insochris wrote...

how come none of the other stores seem to mind that almost all of their competitors are also Shepard's favourite store, and have the same endorsement?

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite gun shop

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite coffee shop.

...eep. brain fart on my behalf.

BUT! they do all simply say that they are his "favourite store". you'd think that, unless they never leave their shops at all, they'd pick up on that.

I occasiionally feel a little guilty recording ads for all the available stores....not guilty enough not to do it mind you cause a discount is a discount.

Zheed, Aria and a few other people tell you that Omaga is the last stop for every sepient who is on the run ... so I get why Morinth goes there. I'm just wondering why she stayed long enough to get a place, Decorate it with a big as$ statue and and various other knicknacks this is a woman who should be traveling very, very light especially since she had no idea when her MOM was going to come rolling though looking for her.

How stupid do you have to be to assume a heavily armed female in full combat armour is actually a stripper --- I wanted to kneecap Harkin for doing this in ME1 and know I wasnt the only one.

[Daralii]

BHRamsay wrote...

insochris wrote...

thegreateski wrote...

insochris wrote...

how come none of the other stores seem to mind that almost all of their competitors are also Shepard's favourite store, and have the same endorsement?

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite gun shop

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite coffee shop.

...eep. brain fart on my behalf.

BUT! they do all simply say that they are his "favourite store". you'd think that, unless they never leave their shops at all, they'd pick up on that.

I occasiionally feel a little guilty recording ads for all the available stores....not guilty enough not to do it mind you cause a discount is a discount.

Zheed, Aria and a few other people tell you that Omaga is the last stop for every sepient who is on the run ... so I get why Morinth goes there. I'm just wondering why she stayed long enough to get a place, Decorate it with a big as$ statue and and various other knicknacks this is a woman who should be traveling very, very light especially since she had no idea when her MOM was going to come rolling though looking for her.

How stupid do you have to be to assume a heavily armed female in full combat armour is actually a stripper --- I wanted to kneecap Harkin for doing this in ME1 and know I wasnt the only one.

At least we get to see Garrus headbutt Harkin?

We indirectly followed up on that promise to knock out his teeth:wizard:

[Aesaar]

Crowwalker100 wrote...

Why do people whine over a $7.00 DLC ??

Here's a better question: Why do people whine over free DLC?

[Mallissin]

BHRamsay wrote...

How stupid do you have to be to assume a heavily armed female in full combat armour is actually a stripper --- I wanted to kneecap Harkin for doing this in ME1 and know I wasnt the only one.

If the first human Spectre was a female, they'd be a lot of strippers dressing up in N7 armor to satisfy a new market niche. Ever seen a stripper in a police outfit?

[Kwom Masbag]

Mallissin wrote...

BHRamsay wrote...

How stupid do you have to be to assume a heavily armed female in full combat armour is actually a stripper --- I wanted to kneecap Harkin for doing this in ME1 and know I wasnt the only one.

If the first human Spectre was a female, they'd be a lot of strippers dressing up in N7 armor to satisfy a new market niche. Ever seen a stripper in a police outfit?

Excuse me?

[Unata]

Why are there only 3 (Mordin, Miranda, and Jacob) in the comm room after Shepard told EDI to

"assemble the crew"? (this is after the squad returned from Collector ship, Shepard talked to TIM first)

[yummysoap]

Ever seen a stripper in a police outfit?

Not often enough.

[Ashira Shepard]

Unata wrote...

Why are there only 3 (Mordin, Miranda, and Jacob) in the comm room after Shepard told EDI to
"assemble the crew"? (this is after the squad returned from Collector ship, Shepard talked to TIM first)

^^^ This.

Along the same note: Why are the same three the only squad members shown when supposedly "all of them" get into the shuttle before the crew are reaped by the collectors?

Why the hell isn't there a break-up option with the revenge-obsessed crazy woman on Illium?

Why don't Garrus or Tali say anything if you bring them to see Liara?

If landing somewhere for five minutes seems to turn your kidnapped crew into slush, why doesn't spending hours getting resources for an upgrade have the same effect?

[yummysoap]

Arhka wrote...

Why does the Normandy have to leave port after every time I finish a mission or want to get back on?

This annoyed me. I liked in ME1 how I actually got to use my airlock. I hate the automatic spacing of the Normandy upon recruiting a character.

[Keltoris]

yummysoap wrote...

Arhka wrote...

Why does the Normandy have to leave port after every time I finish a mission or want to get back on?

This annoyed me. I liked in ME1 how I actually got to use my airlock. I hate the automatic spacing of the Normandy upon recruiting a character.

Especially when I want to walk straight back onto Illium for the next mission, not go raid some derelict.

[Mallissin]

Kwom Masbag wrote...

Mallissin wrote...

BHRamsay wrote...

How stupid do you have to be to assume a heavily armed female in full combat armour is actually a stripper --- I wanted to kneecap Harkin for doing this in ME1 and know I wasnt the only one.

If the first human Spectre was a female, they'd be a lot of strippers dressing up in N7 armor to satisfy a new market niche. Ever seen a stripper in a police outfit?

Excuse me?

"I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite lap on the
Citadel."

See, I can bold too!

Modifié par Mallissin, 15 mars 2010 - 08:29 .

[JThompson6577]

Aesaar wrote...

Crowwalker100 wrote...

Why do people whine over a $7.00 DLC ??

Here's a better question: Why do people whine over free DLC?

Cause it's an internet message board?

[HRHotsauce]

Do the collectors only have one ship?

Why does the most advanced AI on our ship still talk sideways?

If Cerberus is pro-human, why is most of our crew alien?

Why can't you turn to your own mother for support from the Alliance?

Why won't Jacob spill some drinks with me on the Citadel?

Even after hearing most of your old squadmates' excuses, doesn't I don't know, SAVING THE GALAXY automatically become more important?

Modifié par HRHotsauce, 15 mars 2010 - 10:26 .

[Jarcander]

BurningArmor wrote...

2.) When SR2 escaped the Collectors, EDI opened all doors except Engineering to open space.  Why isn't the hamster dead and the aquarium waters boiled off in the vaccuum?

It's a SPACE HAMSTER. They are invincible and also live in space and they go for the eyes. The tank should have been boiled off, you are right about that.

On that note, old LI picture and many other loose items should have been vacuum'd when ship was spaced. Of course, space hamster's home was nailed down so it would not budge.

[glitter_guld]

Why Shepard never asks TIM about what happened on Akuze?