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[Busomjack]

Luc0s wrote...

Busomjack wrote...

Luc0s wrote...

Busomjack wrote...

Maviarab wrote...

Seems like you can't spell either....
Look busum buddy...your so full of **** and constantly making mistakes in different threads about stuff....you are actually aware that we are all just taking the ****** out of you and laughing yes?

I was thinking what you were doing could better be described as fumbling around my thread like an idiot with the occasional post where you make some outrageously stupid claim, dissapear after being exposed as a fool and then occasionally return a day or so later to post some random motivational poster picture you googled.
I think it's cute because you say you find it funny but I know in truth you're extremely frusterated as this internet thing obviously requires the processing power of every neuron in your crippled little brain.

Maviarab is right though, peeps like you really are a good way to make time go faster when you're bored as hell.

PS: Shouldn't you be training or something? That blade is not gonna deflect a bullet by itself you know.

I was training this morning in fact.  I'm letting the muscles relax before I begin my next workout followed by studying sword fighting techniques.

You're letting your muscles rest... like yesterday I guess? And the day before that? Hmmmm, that's not really the proper motivation if you want to become the best. You need to intensively train every 2 days and do some muscles workouts and reps every day, or even better, twice a day. That is, if you ever want to become as good as my best friend who's active in the matrial-arts and freestyle scene for 5 years now (and he's already one of the best in Europe). Check him out here (I bet ya can't do that): http://www.youtube.c...kLVeufo#t=0m38s

What kind of workouts do you follow and how do you train your balance (not really unimportand)?
Also, which sword-fighting style/technique do you study?

Just checkin' how serious this is for you. I have the feeling you're getting this stuff a little over your head and instead of actually training your ass of the actually achieve something you rather brag about it on the internet, while a true artist doesn't brag about his art (even when his art is kicking ass).

I intensively train at least 5 days a week, usually 2 hours at a time and that is just strength and conditioning training.  Plus an additional two hours of sword training and an hour of wrestling with my buddies in the ring and that leaves about 19 hours left in the day.  

The sword fighting styles I am currently training in are Kendo, Iaido, and Yagyu Shinkage Ryu.  I am not exactly bragging rather I am trying to be an inspiration for other aspiring blade masters who wish to see just how much progress I have made.  250 lbs was a new benchmark for me and thus I felt a need to share this achievment with others to awaken their sleeping dragon.

Speaking of weight training.  The reason why I am not doing it right at this moment is because I am waiting for my pupil(the guy holding the camera in my videos) to return so I have a spotting partner.  He'll be home in about an hour.

[Sloth Of Doom]

Wow, are people still talking to this guy? It is like listening to anime fanfic written by a 12 year old.

[Twitchmonkey]

Sloth Of Doom wrote...

Wow, are people still talking to this guy? It is like listening to anime fanfic written by a 12 year old.

"And Busomjack was all like 'I can defeat you dragons!' and he defeated all the dragons and acquired the Glimmering Rune Blade to become the ultimate ruler of destiny and conquer the land for all time!"

[Busomjack]

Luc0s wrote...

Busomjack wrote...

LOLandStuff wrote...

Pressing the keyboard to create cretinous posts and reply to everyone does not qualify as training.

This is called down time.  It is how I pass the time between work out sessions while giving my muscles time to relax so that my training doesn't have a catabolic effect. 
I have lots of down time since I'm unemployed and live off a trust fund.  It's given me lots of time to study without being distracted by the responsibilities of lesser people like working.

"of the lesser people like working"... So you say people who actually WORK for their money are lesser people, while you're just sitting on your ass at home, getting money that's funded by hard-working people like us, spending it on high-end game computers!?!?!!? THAT'S IT! Now I'm pissed.

You sure, are a f - u - c - k - i - n - g   a - s - s - h - o - l - e.

I hope you're lying, I hope you're kidding, I hope you're just trolling us, fooling us, because really, I REALLY REALLY REALLY hate people like you and I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one.

For one to truly dedicate himself to the life of a blade, it is necessary to forsake such mundane responsibilities l ike a job.  The samurai of old were an aristocratic order who were given a living just based on their status as elite warriors.  I have taken up the life of a Samurai myself and thus I take advantage of my privlidged economic state to emulate their way of life as closely as possible.
I dedicate my life to achieving skill and strength, not monetary gain.  That is irrelevent.

[LOLandStuff]

He needs people to feed him since he's jobless and a leech living in his parent's basement.

[Busomjack]

With that, my pupil just called. It is time to focus on endurance training. We're going to run 6 miles which will be a new record for him.

[LOLandStuff]

Have fun with your imaginary pupils.

[joey_mork84]

Celrath wrote...

Some people say that under Busomjack's fist is Chuck Norris' Beard

HA! Nice!

Gotta hand it to the OP tho, he has got to be a high-ranking troll to keep banter going, with little to no reguard of how stupid what he says sounds. I would think he's a Troll Captain or Troll General. Seriously.. lol

[Twitchmonkey]

Luc0s wrote...

Mundane? Sir, without us working people the world would be nowhere! You f*cking jackass.

Besides, what's the f*cking point of becoming "a sword master" in todays century? So you've become the ultimate warrior, good for you, now what? Sir you better cut the bullcrap and actually start doing something productive and usefull for this society, you piece of sh*t!

PS: Samurai DID earn their money by hard work. If they werent fighting for the emperor on the battlefield, they where making money by things like farming, to feed themselves and their family. Shows how little you actually know about samurai...

You're mistaking the historical samurai with the mystical bullet-deflecting samurai in Busom's head. Those guys just willed money to manifest itself with the power of their minds.

[Mr.Skar]

Guys. Guys. GUYS. We have all been taken in by the most skilled troll in like evar. So lets all chill and laugh! It's clearly what most of Busomjack's responses are made to make us do.

[Twitchmonkey]

Mr.Skar wrote...

Guys. Guys. GUYS. We have all been taken in by the most skilled troll in like evar. So lets all chill and laugh! It's clearly what most of Busomjack's responses are made to make us do.

If we stop, then the thread ends, if you guys keep pointing out that he's trolling, the thread ends, so stop with that and let's keep this going!

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Funny, I thought for sure the troll would of been gone by now. He's one dedicated troll.

[Mr.Skar]

Twitchmonkey wrote...

Mr.Skar wrote...

Guys. Guys. GUYS. We have all been taken in by the most skilled troll in like evar. So lets all chill and laugh! It's clearly what most of Busomjack's responses are made to make us do.

If we stop, then the thread ends, if you guys keep pointing out that he's trolling, the thread ends, so stop with that and let's keep this going!

I...damnit, you're right .

[joey_mork84]

I vote we ignore the troll entirely and take the thread over with meaningless banter

[Twitchmonkey]

Luc0s wrote...

Indeed. It's funny to see how his story changes over time. He's not a good storyteller in my opinion.

First he's a wrestler.
Then he said he's a wrestler who's also beginning at learning sword-fighting.
Then all of the sudden, a few posts later, he's already pretty skilled and he's being trained by "a true master of the old ways".
And now, again just a few posts later, he's actually already a master who has his own pupil?

If he wants to write a "good" Mary Sue (Gary Stu) fanfic about himself, he really needs to be more consistent with his plot in his story. He already retconned himself more times than BioWare did with Mass Effect and Mass Effect 2. ;-)

You hold your trolls to a high standard, at least he's persistent and stubborn, that's important.

[The Illusive Paragon]

What do you gain from doing a single rep?

[Sloth Of Doom]

Some quotes in chronological order, just so people don't have to read 15 pages to be caught up to the awesomeness that is Busomjack (because he will have to kill you if you fall behind). I have taken the liberty of putting some of my favorites in bold.

Busomjack wrote...



it probably won't be too long until I am in professional territory.



I think I may have a career in bodybuilding



I know some wrestling moves too, I'm also learning how to sword fight as well.



Hah! Most people wouldn't even have the chance to reach for their gun if they tried to pull that crap on me before I took it from them and beat them with it!



I've trained myself to be aware of my surroundings and I focus on speed too.



omebody as skilled as I does not need to prove anything to anybody save to those who are skilled enough to educate me further in my escapade of physical and skilled perfection. So unless there is somebody here who is my better, then "impressing" is not my goal.



No, rather this video is intended to be a source of education for all of my many lessers on these forums who also strive for masculine, physical supremacy. I do this out of good will for anyone who has ever dreamed of being a badass.



Dude, I can draw my sword out faster than most people can blink. I would know if anyone was sneaking up on me to shoot me and I wouldn't let them get a good vantage point.



War is an artform and mastery of the sword will prevail over some thug with a gun.



I for one though believe that legends never truly die and that the spirit of the samurai still lives on in those who are worthy.





Once I master my own body and the art of sword fighting it will be the gangs who fear me. Hell, the most skilled swordsman can even deflect bullets with their own sword.



Every nook and crevice I see as I walk by I look extra carefully to make sure that I am not walking into an ambush.



I'm learning to be a true master so I can laugh as my enemy unloads his entire clip and then watches in horror as I close in for the kill completely unscathed.



[/b]If you wish to benefit from my wisdom I can teach you and impart a piece of my strength on to you.[/b]



Ha! If you guys even were lucky enough to land a single punch every single bone in your hand would shatter. You would feel like you were hitting concrete!



Isn't it convenient how people can just invent facts on the internet?



My strength and mastery of armed combat clearly places me as your better.



I have use for masters so if you can best me I would gladly swear fealty to you



The knowledge I can impart upon those who are my lesser could save their lives.



All that factored in I am most likely one of the most deadly human beings in America if not the world.



I don't kill unless it is to bring justice to the wicked or in self defense.



I seek to one day find one of these lost masters so I can become his apprentice, surpass him and then spread the teachings and restore the era when the sword ruled all.



I have forsaken all earthly pleasures in pursuit of the lost arts and the perfection of my body.



It's hard to find a master who is worthy of my skill. Currently I have been reading some good martial arts and sword fighting books at the public library and watching some wrestling videos. I'm mostly self trained however.



That is the standard of greed which I cannot in good faith as a warrior who embraces the tenets of the samurai and ninja can agree to.



A worthy blade does not discriminate based on wealth, it chooses the master most worthy to wield it.



I hope justice is brought to them when the world is once again ruled by the sword.



Skill-wise I am an adolescent.



I guess you missed the part where I explained why a sword is the physical manifestation of the blade master's skill, resolve, strength, and unyielding courage. It is spiritual, the blade master and the blade are combined entity that are destined to find each other and become one greater whole.

Nothing as immaterial as money will get in the way of a blade master's destiny.



My technique was sublime.



Combined with my speed, skill and extensive knowledge of sword fighting and wrestling I will become a warrior of legends.



You have not earned the right to have your criticism be considered legitimate unless you can not only lift more but also have extensive skill in at least 3 samurai arts including Kendo, Yagyu Shinkage Ruge, and Iaido, as well as being a self-taught professional wrestler with stealth skills.





With that, my pupil just called.

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

[The Illusive Paragon]

This is how he knows martial arts.

Modifié par The Illusive Paragon, 15 mars 2010 - 10:19 .