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[Twitchmonkey]

Lot of free time, eh Sloth?

[Sloth Of Doom]

Cut and paste is amazingly fast. Also, it is easy to do while cooking. I'm sure Jackie-boy can cook by waving his sword at things, but generally I need to use my hands which makes typing a bit of a pain.

[Twitchmonkey]

Sloth Of Doom wrote...

Cut and paste is amazingly fast. Also, it is easy to do while cooking. I'm sure Jackie-boy can cook by waving his sword at things, but generally I need to use my hands which makes typing a bit of a pain.

Cooking is beneath his skills, he just conquers the local Pizza Hut and demands weekly tribute.

[The Illusive Paragon]

This is how he defines reality.

[joey_mork84]

The Illusive Paragon wrote...



This is how he defines reality.

Awesome movie! And yes, this does seem to be the case.

[Twitchmonkey]

Luc0s wrote...

Because we all know every true ninja lives in the sewers eating pizza and watching TV when he's not kicking badguys. We've learned that by watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as a child.

Every true master knows that both the way of the ninja and the samurai must be followed.

[ImperialOperative]

Luc0s wrote...

Mundane? Sir, without us working people the world would be nowhere! You f*cking jackass.

Besides, what's the f*cking point of becoming "a sword master" in todays century? So you've become the ultimate warrior, good for you, now what? Sir you better cut the bullcrap and actually start doing something productive and usefull for this society, you piece of sh*t!

PS: Samurai DID earn their money by hard work. If they werent fighting for the emperor on the battlefield, they where making money by things like being public civilain servants. The later, last kind of samurai where actually poor farmers who learned the way of the warrior, to defend themselves against their enemies (rivalling clans) and the (corrupt) government. With the introduction of gunpowder and western militairy rankings, the samurai became unnessesary for the emperor. He got rid of them. Leaving most samurai without an actual job or goal in their lives. So they became farmers and passed down their tradition among other famers.

This however, has NOTHING to do with the modern-day world and your situation.

Shows how little you actually know about samurai...

Absolutely beautiful.

Busomjack, you should be very very proud.

[ImperialOperative]

Luc0s wrote...

Hell yeah he should be proud, he just earned the title "jackass of the year" in my books. And that's something.

Not only that, but he just scored you some potential-infractions.

[Busomjack]

I'm back. I hung out with some friends after the run. I ran 4.30 miles in 30 minutes. Didn't have time to stay for the full 6.2 miles because I had arrangements I nearly forgotten about.



Still, my endurance is quite amazing if I must say.

[Busomjack]

Looking back let me briefly address the point about labour. I do not resent workers and agree that they play a vital role in society. My role however is that of a warrior. I don't submit to any authority other than those who are my betters in the art I dedicate my life too and therefore I am not cut out for any kind of labour.

[Jenocide]

i been to the gym like once in the last year.

i couldn't even bench 60 pounds if i tried ;D

[Busomjack]

Jenocide wrote...

i been to the gym like once in the last year.
i couldn't even bench 60 pounds if i tried ;D

Are you a woman?  If so 60 lbs is really good.

[Jenocide]

Busomjack wrote...

Jenocide wrote...

i been to the gym like once in the last year.
i couldn't even bench 60 pounds if i tried ;D

Are you a woman?  If so 60 lbs is really good.

haha nope im 20
though im quite skinny for my age i really don't lift weights i do judo and running really =D
though gratz on benching 250 thats quite insane

[Busomjack]

Jenocide wrote...

Busomjack wrote...

Jenocide wrote...

i been to the gym like once in the last year.
i couldn't even bench 60 pounds if i tried ;D

Are you a woman?  If so 60 lbs is really good.

haha nope im 20
though im quite skinny for my age i really don't lift weights i do judo and running really =D
though gratz on benching 250 thats quite insane

Thank you,  I am quite spectacular I must say.  

[Busomjack]

Celrath wrote...

I just deflected I bullet With nothing but my mind. I am all powerful Muahahahaha

That reminds me, I need to practice bullet deflection the next morning.  My friend is going to use a pellet gun which should keep me on edge.  Every shot that I fail to block will be painful but you know what they say about pain.  It's just weakness leaving the body.

[Twitchmonkey]

Celrath wrote...
Hands, I laugh at the notion. I can send the bullets back before they are even fired  

I can go back in time and seduce the guy who made the first gun's mother, thus leading to him never being born and guns never being invented.

[LOLandStuff]

I can catch bullets with my teeth and spit them at FTL speed.