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Guest_Celrath_*
Ahh, but thats were you wrong. You were so over come with her beauty you couldn't help yourself and fell in love, thus you became the father of the original inventor of the gun.Twitchmonkey wrote...
Celrath wrote...
Hands, I laugh at the notion. I can send the bullets back before they are even fired
I can go back in time and seduce the guy who made the first gun's mother, thus leading to him never being born and guns never being invented.
Modifié par Celrath, 16 mars 2010 - 04:04 .
Guest_MrHimuraChan_*
Celrath wrote...
Ahh, but thats were you wrong. You were so over come with her beauty you couldn't help yourself and fell in love, thus you became the father of the original inventor of the gun.
Guest_Celrath_*
Yes, but can you bench press said nuke with you mindTwitchmonkey wrote...
Celrath wrote...
Ahh, but thats were you wrong. You were so over come with her beauty you couldn't help yourself and fell in love, thus you became the father of the original inventor of the gun.
No! With my superior genes, we're going to end up with handheld nukes by the baroque period!
Celrath wrote...
Yes, but can you bench press said nuke with you mind
Celrath wrote...
Ahh, but thats were you wrong. You were so over come with her beauty you couldn't help yourself and fell in love, thus you became the father of the original inventor of the gun.Twitchmonkey wrote...
Celrath wrote...
Hands, I laugh at the notion. I can send the bullets back before they are even fired
I can go back in time and seduce the guy who made the first gun's mother, thus leading to him never being born and guns never being invented.
Guest_Celrath_*
It is when your as awesome as us. I'm Pumped MuahahahaImperialOperative wrote...
Celrath wrote...
Ahh, but thats were you wrong. You were so over come with her beauty you couldn't help yourself and fell in love, thus you became the father of the original inventor of the gun.Twitchmonkey wrote...
Celrath wrote...
Hands, I laugh at the notion. I can send the bullets back before they are even fired
I can go back in time and seduce the guy who made the first gun's mother, thus leading to him never being born and guns never being invented.
Yes because that's how genetics works.
ImperialOperative wrote...
Yes because that's how genetics works.
Guest_Ivandra Ceruden_*
Guest_Luc0s_*
MrHimuraChan wrote...
Weaklings use swords, toys for children. Real warriors can catch bullets in flight with their bare hands and throw them back at the enemy. Come back when you have mastered the art of bullet-catching you worthless whelp.
Guest_Luc0s_*
Ivandra Ceruden wrote...
Hahaha, I must say that this is, aside from the ban topic, the most amusing topic that I've encountered so far. I have to admit that I got furious when reading the comment of that bastard about working people, who would be 'lesser beings' to him. That really offended me, even with his 'apology' some posts later.
Gotta tell ya mate, you're not helping society yourself with those supposedly big and strong muscles of you. . 't Is really funny, eh, posting stupid comments and all? Maybe you should let your brains work a little more instead of that lump of flesh of yours. But go on if you want. Make us laugh, you little silly monkey.
Guest_Luc0s_*
Busomjack wrote...
Unlike you Luc0s, I have actually used my sword to successfully defend myself and thus have real sword fighting experience.
When I was walking home from the grocery store, these three guys tried to mug me. They came up to me wielding chains and brass knuckles. I drew my sword out, let them take the first blow and using my speed I dodged their attacks and counter attacked using only enough force to pierce their skin slightly as to not kill them.
My tenets forbid me from killing unless I am certain that my opponent is trying to kill me or the criminal has committed a crime that warrants death. Mugging doesn't warrant the death penalty.
So I slashed their hands causing them to drop their weapons and then used the handle of my blade to knock them out.
I tied them up and left them there for the police after I vanished from the scene.
SargeantRenegade wrote...
I would think a sword is somewhat overkill for defence against a mugging. I've found a boot to the sternum is usually enough for most hostile types to take the hint (or take a trip to the hospital).
What really happened:Busomjack wrote...
SargeantRenegade wrote...
I would think a sword is somewhat overkill for defence against a mugging. I've found a boot to the sternum is usually enough for most hostile types to take the hint (or take a trip to the hospital).
I drew my sword in hopes of it being a deterrent. Sadly, I was given no choice but to resort to violence.
if they're moronic enough to try to mug someone carrying a sword, odds are they won't have sufficient mental capacity to realise what a deterrent is and force you to resort to violence anyway.Busomjack wrote...
I drew my sword in hopes of it being a deterrent. Sadly, I was given no choice but to resort to violence.
SargeantRenegade wrote...
if they're moronic enough to try to mug someone carrying a sword, odds are they won't have sufficient mental capacity to realise what a deterrent is and force you to resort to violence anyway.Busomjack wrote...
I drew my sword in hopes of it being a deterrent. Sadly, I was given no choice but to resort to violence.
Have you considered learning Jyuken? Some of the styles involve weaponry.
Modifié par Busomjack, 16 mars 2010 - 03:42 .
Guest_Luc0s_*
Busomjack wrote...
Unlike you, I'm telling the truth.
Which styles did you train in, if you don't mind my asking?Busomjack wrote...
I actually have extensive knowledge of Jyuken. It was taught to me by my former master who took me under his wing when he saw me threatening homeless people asking for change.
I have yet to utilize it in true combat though.
SargeantRenegade wrote...
Which styles did you train in, if you don't mind my asking?Busomjack wrote...
I actually have extensive knowledge of Jyuken. It was taught to me by my former master who took me under his wing when he saw me threatening homeless people asking for change.
I have yet to utilize it in true combat though.
Guest_Luc0s_*
Busomjack wrote...
SargeantRenegade wrote...
Which styles did you train in, if you don't mind my asking?Busomjack wrote...
I actually have extensive knowledge of Jyuken. It was taught to me by my former master who took me under his wing when he saw me threatening homeless people asking for change.
I have yet to utilize it in true combat though.
That was a joke.
Luc0s wrote...
Busomjack wrote...
SargeantRenegade wrote...
Which styles did you train in, if you don't mind my asking?Busomjack wrote...
I actually have extensive knowledge of Jyuken. It was taught to me by my former master who took me under his wing when he saw me threatening homeless people asking for change.
I have yet to utilize it in true combat though.
That was a joke.
I didn't laugh.... wait, actually, I did. I'm actually laughing the entire time when I'm reading your posts, Busomjack. Ever thought of a carreer as a comedian? I bet you'll earn more money with that than sitting on your ass at home being unemployed.
Guest_Luc0s_*
Busomjack wrote...
It wasn't meant to be funny, it was meant to be snide and snarky since the guy is clearly messing with me. As for money, I already have drawers of it in my trust fund.
Whats really funny about the whole trust fund deal is that my siblings all made it further at their universities than I did. However, it was for that reason that my parents decided to give me the lionshare of their fortune(they were both doctors in private practice) in their will so my siblings resent me for it.
I just think it's so funny. They spent all that time studying away working so hard in school for the sake of money while I found my true calling as a warrior and in the end it was I who wound up with the most money.
They can continue to slave away in their offices for 40 hours a week while I use that time to grow stronger and become a true legend.
Modifié par Luc0s, 16 mars 2010 - 04:21 .
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