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Inorial wrote...

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...And it becomes clear that he is either: A) insane, or B) a troll.


Either way, he's entertaining. :lol:


...But only in that "internet" kind of way. If you were to meet him in real life...well, let's just hope you never do.

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Seagloom wrote...

Okay, so... umm... this has to all be a joke at this point now, right? Please tell me it's a joke, because if it isn't I'm about to die laughing. I feel terrible for wanting to, but this is too much. I guess Godak's page one parallel was right on. :P


Agree completely :lol:

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Capt. Obvious wrote...

Busomjack wrote...

Godak wrote...

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You're assuming someone with a gun is going to walk right up to you, make a threat, and then draw. If you angered them earlier, they're going to wait for an opportune time to shoot from a distance. That's why they use guns. To attack from range.


I've trained myself to be aware of my surroundings and I focus on speed too.  Hell, I can run 4 miles in just under 29 minutes.
I got first place in the 25-29 age division for the Run For the Sun skin cancer awareness race in 09.

If anyone tried to pull a gun on me I would notice and it would be the last thing they ever regretted.


Again, you expect them to do it in front of you? Have you ever heard of how gang fights usually go down? One side gets the jump on the other, the other side dies. It isn't some epic battle. Image IPB


Once I master my own body and the art of sword fighting it will be the gangs who fear me.  Hell, the most skilled swordsman can even deflect bullets with their own sword.


I've seen martial artist deflect arrows with a sword but never a bullet. Bullets are much more faster than arrows and a bit more powerful. I wouldn't risk it.


The secret is studying your opponent's hand motions and pre-emptively placing your blade in the path of where the bullet shall launch.  I'm learning to be a true master so I can laugh as my enemy unloads his entire clip and then watches in horror as I close in for the kill completely unscathed.

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Godak wrote...

Inorial wrote...

Godak wrote...

...And it becomes clear that he is either: A) insane, or B) a troll.


Either way, he's entertaining. :lol:


...But only in that "internet" kind of way. If you were to meet him in real life...well, let's just hope you never do.


Indeed, if you meet me showing the same kind of dishonor you've shown here on the forums then you would taste my blade.

Modifié par Busomjack, 15 mars 2010 - 12:55 .


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Busomjack wrote...

Godak wrote...

Inorial wrote...

Godak wrote...

...And it becomes clear that he is either: A) insane, or B) a troll.


Either way, he's entertaining. :lol:


...But only in that "internet" kind of way. If you were to meet him in real life...well, let's just hope you never do.


Indeed, if you meet me showing the same kind of dishonor you've presented here on the forums then you would taste my blade.


I hope it's chocolate.

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Busomjack wrote...

The secret is studying your opponent's hand motions and pre-emptively placing your blade in the path of where the bullet shall launch.  I'm learning to be a true master so I can laugh as my enemy unloads his entire clip and then watches in horror as I close in for the kill completely unscathed.


Say... uhhh... you real name... is Yoda right?:whistle:

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Seagloom wrote...

Okay, so... umm... this has to all be a joke at this point now, right? Please tell me it's a joke, because if it isn't I'm about to die laughing. I feel terrible for wanting to, but this is too much. I guess Godak's page one parallel was right on. :P


I am so certain that this isn't a joke that I will give you my first born if it turns out to be a joke.

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Godak wrote...

Busomjack wrote...

Godak wrote...

Inorial wrote...

Godak wrote...

...And it becomes clear that he is either: A) insane, or B) a troll.


Either way, he's entertaining. :lol:


...But only in that "internet" kind of way. If you were to meet him in real life...well, let's just hope you never do.


Indeed, if you meet me showing the same kind of dishonor you've presented here on the forums then you would taste my blade.


I hope it's chocolate.


LOL...best come back evar?

:o

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chiliztri wrote...

Godak wrote...

Busomjack wrote...

Godak wrote...

Inorial wrote...

Godak wrote...

...And it becomes clear that he is either: A) insane, or B) a troll.


Either way, he's entertaining. :lol:


...But only in that "internet" kind of way. If you were to meet him in real life...well, let's just hope you never do.


Indeed, if you meet me showing the same kind of dishonor you've presented here on the forums then you would taste my blade.


I hope it's chocolate.


LOL...best come back evar?

:o


Yes, well...Image IPB

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Godak wrote...

Busomjack wrote...

Godak
wrote...

Inorial wrote...

Godak wrote...

...And
it becomes clear that he is either: A) insane, or B) a troll.


Either
way, he's entertaining. ../../../../images/forum/emoticons/lol.png


...But
only in that "internet" kind of way. If you were to meet him in real
life...well, let's just hope you never do.


Indeed, if you
meet me showing the same kind of dishonor you've presented here on the
forums then you would taste my blade.


I hope it's
chocolate.


+100 approval :D

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Busomjack wrote...

Godak wrote...

Inorial wrote...

Godak wrote...

...And it becomes clear that he is either: A) insane, or B) a troll.


Either way, he's entertaining. :lol:


...But only in that "internet" kind of way. If you were to meet him in real life...well, let's just hope you never do.


Indeed, if you meet me showing the same kind of dishonor you've shown here on the forums then you would taste my blade.


:mellow:....
This thread makes me so happy! :D

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I can lift that much with my male part.



And I don't even have one which goes to show just how bad %$$ed I am.

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kusvuari wrote...

Seagloom wrote...

Okay, so... umm... this has to all be a joke at this point now, right? Please tell me it's a joke, because if it isn't I'm about to die laughing. I feel terrible for wanting to, but this is too much. I guess Godak's page one parallel was right on. :P


I am so certain that this isn't a joke that I will give you my first born if it turns out to be a joke.


No need. Honestly, if this isn't a joke then this man is deranged. It's amazing how my opinion of this guy went from indifference to WTF to woah, he's a loon in the space of fifteen minutes.

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*chortles Merrily*

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I do not deal with chocolate as the only food I eat is food that contributes to a strong, healthy mind and body.

If I am to kill my enemies I will do so through strength and skill.

If my enemies gorge themselves on chocolate, they will do the job for me by giving themselves diabetes and heart disease.

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I think there is a term for people like you. However I cant recall it at this time.




I remember now its Megalomaniac

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I was on Garden Island for new years and I bench pressed an Australian navy frigate, your move.

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Busomjack wrote...

I do not deal with chocolate as the only food I eat is food that contributes to a strong, healthy mind and body.
If I am to kill my enemies I will do so through strength and skill.
If my enemies gorge themselves on chocolate, they will do the job for me by giving themselves diabetes and heart disease.


That's the spirit!

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Celrath wrote...



Celrath wrote...



I think there is a term for people like you. However I cant recall it at this time.


I remember now its Megalomaniac


I have nothing but humility to show to those who are my better.  You need not bother.

If you wish to benefit from my wisdom I can teach you and impart a piece of my strength on to you.  You first must learn respect.

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It actually took that long Sea?

disgusted, thought you were more intelligent than that :P hehehe......

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Busomjack wrote...

I do not deal with chocolate as the only food I eat is food that contributes to a strong, healthy mind and body.


Maybe you should consider it, sometime. Chocolate can be quite healthy.

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Maviarab wrote...

It actually took that long Sea?
disgusted, thought you were more intelligent than that :P hehehe......


I can be terribly gullible at times. Too trusting and naive, alas... ~Sigh~ :unsure:

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Godak wrote...

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I do not deal with chocolate as the only food I eat is food that contributes to a strong, healthy mind and body.


Maybe you should consider it, sometime. Chocolate can be quite healthy.


Nonsense!  That article is all lies.  Perhaps it could apply if we were strictly talking about the seed which comes from the cacao tree but the way it is processed adds way too much sugar and often times trans fat, all of which contribute to obesity, diabetes, tooth decay, and heart disease.

Junk food is for weaklings, hedonists and fools.  Part of mastering your body is learning to resist such garbage.

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Wow Busomjack... You're so awesome!

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Busomjack wrote...

Godak wrote...

Busomjack wrote...

I do not deal with chocolate as the only food I eat is food that contributes to a strong, healthy mind and body.


Maybe you should consider it, sometime. Chocolate can be quite healthy.


Nonsense!  That article is all lies.  Perhaps it could apply if we were strictly talking about the seed which comes from the cacao tree but the way it is processed adds way too much sugar and often times trans fat, all of which contribute to obesity, diabetes, tooth decay, and heart disease.

Junk food is for weaklings, hedonists and fools.  Part of mastering your body is learning to resist such garbage.


spoken like a true Borschbeet :)

Funny though, how some of the best athletes in the world eat chocolate....Image IPB