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[Weiser_Cain]

I bench 250 in reverse every time I pick myself off the floor. There's always someone bigger than you, don't be a douche about it.

[Busomjack]

Solostran85 wrote...

Celrath don't even bother responding to him. It's just a waste of time.

The knowledge I can impart upon those who are my lesser could save their lives.  Those who see that as a waste of time must first learn the value of living.

[Busomjack]

Weiser_Cain wrote...

I bench 250 in reverse every time I pick myself off the floor. There's always someone bigger than you, don't be a douche about it.

There may be some people who are stronger than me, like 0.1 percent but even still those people have to contend with not only my strength but my speed and skill with the sword.

All that factored in I am most likely one of the most deadly human beings in America if not the world.

[addiction21]

Celrath wrote...

Tell me about the rabbits George.

They taste like waffles.

[kusvuari]

addiction21 wrote...

Celrath wrote...

Tell me about the rabbits George.

They taste like waffles.

Whats a waffle 

[addiction21]

kusvuari wrote...

addiction21 wrote...

Celrath wrote...

Tell me about the rabbits George.

They taste like waffles.

Whats a waffle 

Do I need to bench press you?

[chiliztri]

Celrath wrote...

chiliztri wrote...

I bench pressed your mom! 

Gosh, this topic is making me want to say really mean and stupid things.

I knew the" I bench pressed your mom!" comment was comming

I had to get it out of my system. Topics like this bring out the worst in me!

Oak Tree Leaf wrote...

Oh
yea, Well I totally took your mom out for a nice dinner, and Never
called her back! [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/devil.png[/smilie]

[kusvuari]

addiction21 wrote...

kusvuari wrote...

addiction21 wrote...

Celrath wrote...

Tell me about the rabbits George.

They taste like waffles.

Whats a waffle 

Do I need to bench press you?

Well, no. But I will not decline 

[Sloth Of Doom]

Busomjack wrote...

All that factored in I am most likely one of the most deadly human beings in America if not the world.

Your modesty and intelligence are inversely proportional to your martial prowess.

[ImperialOperative]

Epic troll.



Seriously 8 pages and over 150 posts in 4 hours.



OP wins.

[ImperialOperative]

Modifié par ImperialOperative, 15 mars 2010 - 03:06 .

[Busomjack]

Celrath wrote...

I think I found Him a worthy opponent both in physical and mental porous

Is that Verne Troyer?  Wow, I've got to give him credit, those look like 45 lb dumb bells.  He's a lot stronger than he looks.

Major props to the little guy.

[ImperialOperative]

Pinnacle! Beautiful!

[kusvuari]

ImperialOperative wrote...

Pinnacle! Beautiful!

I could bench press him easy

[Darth-Mandalore]

This thread is hilarious, OP has to be one of the best trolls I have ever seen, however if he is serious I think Chuck Norris has some competition.

I heard Busomjack counted to infinity, TWICE. 

[Darth-Mandalore]

Busomjack wrote...
You think it's just about strength?  You're a fool!  I have plenty of strength but I have speed too.  If your high school friend had the balls to throw a punch at me I would duck right under his arm, and then swing a jab right on his temple knocking him out.

Just knock him out? I thought by the way you are talking you would knock his head clean off his shoulders?

Busomjack wrote...

The secret is studying your opponent's hand motions and pre-emptively placing your blade in the path of where the bullet shall launch.  I'm learning to be a true master so I can laugh as my enemy unloads his entire clip and then watches in horror as I close in for the kill completely unscathed.

How does one train for that? Does your trainer just fire off a full clip at you while you effortlessly swat the bullets from the air with your sword? I could help you train if you like.

But you still have a long way to go if you want to catch throwing knives with your eyelids. 

[Malastrail]

OP makes me giggle.

[Busomjack]

Darth-Mandalore wrote...

Busomjack wrote...
You think it's just about strength?  You're a fool!  I have plenty of strength but I have speed too.  If your high school friend had the balls to throw a punch at me I would duck right under his arm, and then swing a jab right on his temple knocking him out.

Just knock him out? I thought by the way you are talking you would knock his head clean off his shoulders?

Busomjack wrote...

The secret is studying your opponent's hand motions and pre-emptively placing your blade in the path of where the bullet shall launch.  I'm learning to be a true master so I can laugh as my enemy unloads his entire clip and then watches in horror as I close in for the kill completely unscathed.

How does one train for that? Does your trainer just fire off a full clip at you while you effortlessly swat the bullets from the air with your sword? I could help you train if you like.

But you still have a long way to go if you want to catch throwing knives with your eyelids. 

First of all I fight with honor.  I don't kill unless it is to bring justice to the wicked or in self defense.  Unless he is trying to kill me then I will not kill him.  If he pulled out a weapon though then I would have no choice but to draw his sword.

As for deflecting bullets, the way you practice is by standing in front of a mirror while someone shoots the laser tip of the gun at you.  Your goal is to keep your blade in the path of the gun at all times and if the red dot appears on your blade, you will succeed.

Modifié par Busomjack, 15 mars 2010 - 03:57 .

[Busomjack]

Luc0s wrote...

I think OP needs to lay of the steroids and get real. Deflecting bullets with a knife? Come on! One of my best friends pretty much kicks ass in every exotic fighting-style/sport you can think of and he says it's impossible.
I guess OP has a hard time keeping fiction separated from reality. Maybe it's a side-effect from the steroids?

So long as you convince yourself that you can't do it, you never will.  The true masters of the blade have almost all but vanished following the Meiji restoration yet I have heard that some still exist in solitude, training and forging their skills handed down by tha ancestors.
The Samurai in their twilight years had learned and mastered bullet deflection and I seek to one day find one of these lost masters so I can become his apprentice, surpass him and then spread the teachings and restore the era when the sword ruled all.

[Darth-Mandalore]

Busomjack wrote...

As for deflecting bullets, the way you practice is by standing in front of a mirror while someone shoots the laser tip of the gun at you.  Your goal is to keep your blade in the path of the gun at all times and if the red dot appears on your blade, you will succeed.

Ah yes but there is one problem with that, if you are standing in front of the mirror wouldnt you be distracted by the incredibly handsome and muscled man staring back at you? I find it would be hard for anyone to concentrate when you, the superior being is standing within veiw, especially if you are wearing those tight pants you mentioned on page 1.