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[bzombo]

*facepalm* another one?

[Jae Onasi]

Busomjack wrote...

I sympathize with this guy. I'm 26 but damn some of those high school girls are irresistible. Especially when they wear those midriff exposing tops and short shorts that show off their tight bodies and silky smooth skin.

This is why I'm going to put my daughter in a chastity belt when she hits puberty.  Perhaps a burka while I'm at it--I think the strict Muslims might be on to something there.  

[Godak]

Jae Onasi wrote...

Busomjack wrote...

I sympathize with this guy. I'm 26 but damn some of those high school girls are irresistible. Especially when they wear those midriff exposing tops and short shorts that show off their tight bodies and silky smooth skin.

This is why I'm going to put my daughter in a chastity belt when she hits puberty.  Perhaps a burka while I'm at it--I think the strict Muslims might be on to something there.  

[Dark Lilith]

randumb vanguard wrote...

Dark Lilith wrote...

Celrath wrote...

Hey it is the blackwidow :ducks under cover:

I think your mothers calling you for nap time.

I know what you mean he is my arch-internet-nemesis after all, but allas I have been bested by him...

we all lose a few honey! Thats life!

[Statulos]

Jae Onasi wrote...

Busomjack wrote...

I sympathize with this guy. I'm 26 but damn some of those high school girls are irresistible. Especially when they wear those midriff exposing tops and short shorts that show off their tight bodies and silky smooth skin.

This is why I'm going to put my daughter in a chastity belt when she hits puberty.  Perhaps a burka while I'm at it--I think the strict Muslims might be on to something there.  

Do that and she will turn into a massive **** just to ****** you off.

[Dark Lilith]

I was a virgin till the age of 19.My Catholic upbringing may have held me back.I am far from promiscuous but can come off as the opposite I suppose.

[Statulos]

When I hit the age of 13-14 all hell broke loose for me: I started asking for the documents to get the apostasy, grow my hair long, started listening to nasty stuff (Evangelists are right! Satanic music makes your kids cool people in the way you don´t like them to be!) and dressing black as only colour.

And when I got 16 it was eeeeeven worse; the more Catholic they tried me to be, the more anti-everything I become.

20 stabilized me, luckily.

Hopefuly; Jae´s daughter will not resamble me at all.

Modifié par Statulos, 17 mars 2010 - 05:33 .

[Dark Lilith]

Statulos wrote...

When I hit the age of 13-14 all hell broke loose for me: I started asking for the documents to get the apostasy, grow my hair long, started listening to nasty stuff (Evangelists are right! Satanic music makes your kids cool people in the way you don´t like them to be!) and dressing black as only colour.

And when I got 16 it was eeeeeven worse; the more Catholic they tried me to be, the more anti-everything I become.

20 stabilized me, luckily.

Hopefuly; Jae´s daughter will not resamble me at all.

I no longer practice.I prefer spirituality myself .

[Statulos]

According to any major branch of Christianism; I have a one way VIP class ticket to Hell once I´m dead since I have renounced Christ and salvation.



Whatever. If there´s a saviour, that one is me, my acts, and anything nice I leave in the world once I´m gone.

[Dark Lilith]

Statulos wrote...

According to any major branch of Christianism; I have a one way VIP class ticket to Hell once I´m dead since I have renounced Christ and salvation.

Whatever. If there´s a saviour, that one is me, my acts, and anything nice I leave in the world once I´m gone.

indeed.I believe in a loving and forgiving higher power. Perhaps we're both doomed...lol

[Dark Lilith]

have to go,back later.

[Statulos]

Dark Lilith wrote...

Statulos wrote...

According to any major branch of Christianism; I have a one way VIP class ticket to Hell once I´m dead since I have renounced Christ and salvation.

Whatever. If there´s a saviour, that one is me, my acts, and anything nice I leave in the world once I´m gone.

indeed.I believe in a loving and forgiving higher power. Perhaps we're both doomed...lol

At least I´ll have a nice person to share an eternity of damnation.

[AntiChri5]

Hey dont leave me behind.

I get the added pleasure of becoming an Atheist even though my given name translates to "bearer of christ"

I love Irony. Preists do not.

Modifié par AntiChri5, 17 mars 2010 - 05:48 .

[Llandaryn]

thepiebaker wrote...

when she sees me she runs, when friends mention me, she gets angry at
them... i can tell she's in allot of pain and is desperate to do
anything to stop the pain... beneath it all i can still tell that she
still loves me... i've always been able to read her like an open
children book...

I don't know you, but at this point, you're coming across as a stalker. Seriously dude, maybe all that stuff is really true, but I think you should listen to your therapist. Let her go. If she loves you, she'll come back to you eventually. If she doesn't, she never really loved you, and you'll both be better off for getting out of this emotionally draining situation.

[Dark Lilith]

Statulos wrote...

Dark Lilith wrote...

Statulos wrote...

According to any major branch of Christianism; I have a one way VIP class ticket to Hell once I´m dead since I have renounced Christ and salvation.

Whatever. If there´s a saviour, that one is me, my acts, and anything nice I leave in the world once I´m gone.

indeed.I believe in a loving and forgiving higher power. Perhaps we're both doomed...lol

At least I´ll have a nice person to share an eternity of damnation.

sure,your fire and brimstone hovel or mine!

[Giant ambush beetle]

 A real man shares his own damnation with nobody! He deals with it without any help from the outside! 

[Statulos]

Hopefully I can aspire at a better place in Hell considering my list of sins; and just let me work a bit till the demons start a massive strike due to the horrible working conditions they have to spend eternity...

The Woldan wrote...

 A real man shares his own damnation
with nobody! He deals with it without any help from the
outside! 

Sure, but it can be boring and I enjoy good conversation, good cooking and nice legs so Lilith gets A+ in all the previous dots.

Modifié par Statulos, 17 mars 2010 - 11:33 .

[Statulos]

I trust her word at least. I can tell you that I, definetly, can.