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[Busomjack]

I just watched one of the most boring movies I have ever seen in my entire life.  Basically it's a blaxploitation film about a fat black woman who is abused by her parents and made fun of about her weight.

Basically, it's just one of those fat acceptance movies, it's a feel good tales for fat people who want to believe that being fat is ok since they lack the will power to live healthfully.

My main problem with the film however was that it just tries too hard to be as depressing as possible.  There is no moral behind this story.  If I want to read a story just to feel sad I'll read about one of the Hurrican Katrina or Haitian Earthquake victims.  
It just feels so contrived as if they were deliberately trying to make the story as sad as they possibly could without giving the audience even a chance to believe that this story has even a single redeeming quality to it.
Schindler's List was a depressing movie too but at least that movie had a point.   Precious has no reason to exist.

So yeah, this movie sucked.  Don't see it.  The actress was decent but don't count on ever seeing her in another film again because she is going to most likely be dead in a couple of years even though she's only 26.

So yeah, in summary this movie sucked and anyong who enjoyed it is an idiot.

Modifié par Busomjack, 16 mars 2010 - 11:43 .

[Twitchmonkey]

I only watch movies about samurai because then I can learn how to turn tea into gold, which I can then use to forge the sword of the ancient masters and become a true samurai god. Don't you know that movies on other subjects are only appropriate for the lower castes? I expect more from you.

[JRCHOharry]

So this movie has nothing to do with Gollum? How disappointing.

[Twitchmonkey]

randumb vanguard wrote...
turning tea into gold is  an alchemist thing not a samurai thing. and using gold to form an ancient sord is a blacksmith thing not a samari thing. Plus samuri movies are few and far between so he has to watch something while he waits for a samurai movie to come out

Samurai are not limited by these labels you impose, you know, this sort of thing is why you will never be a true master.

Edit: Also, Seven Samurai and Ninja Scroll are available all of the time, and hold earth-shattering secrets for the truly worthy. And don't try to tell me that ninjas and samurai have nothing in common, because you clearly just don't know and Busom is going to come on here and just own you in that category.

Modifié par Twitchmonkey, 16 mars 2010 - 05:36 .

[Busomjack]

Twitchmonkey wrote...

I only watch movies about samurai because then I can learn how to turn tea into gold, which I can then use to forge the sword of the ancient masters and become a true samurai god. Don't you know that movies on other subjects are only appropriate for the lower castes? I expect more from you.

If you like Samurai movies I reccommend you watch The Last Samurai starring Tom Cruise.  That movie was one of my inspirations.

[Twitchmonkey]

Busomjack wrote...

If you like Samurai movies I reccommend you watch The Last Samurai starring Tom Cruise.  That movie was one of my inspirations.

Totally, Tom Cruise has the vigor and resolve of a true leader, he makes you want to join the cause.

[Twitchmonkey]

Pfft, that shrine has nothing on where the true masters live. You couldn't even see it if you tried, because you're not worthy.

[Twitchmonkey]

randumb vanguard wrote...
I am trying to be nice and I picked out a pic just for you and yet you mock me after my gesture of kindness. If that's the way you samurai act I'm glad you don't get many movies.
So much for a code of honor...
(this topic is so going to be stanley woo'ed)

Samurai must respect their betters and destory evil, what the low castes do is of no concern. Of course, the only true samurai in America (and pretty much the whole world) is Busomjack. I just seek to spread the word.

[Twitchmonkey]

randumb vanguard wrote...

Thats no excuse to be an a** to people who want to try to help...

You wouldn't understand, it is not you place to know samurai code. Learn to catch an arrow with your hand and you might be ready to begin training, but things don't look good.

[Twitchmonkey]

randumb vanguard wrote...
THAT'S A NINJA THING YOU DOLT!! you clearly don't know your own area of expertise and I will not talk to someone of your stature. All I know is I am way better at alchemy anyway...

Ninjas and samurai are the same thing you just don't know real history. True warriors follow ninja and samurai code to get master skills. If you don't follow both you'll never be a master.

[Oak Tree Leaf]

randumb vanguard wrote...

I don't want to be a master of your foolish order not when I have alchemy and a werewolf on my side!

Please, Do not feed them.

[Twitchmonkey]

Oak Tree Leaf wrote...

Please, Do not feed them.

There is no them, there is only Busomjack, I am simply his herald, acting in his absence in educate and to find mercy in the grand new world he is building at the end of his sword.

[bzombo]

this topic is so bad. someone please lock it.

[Dark Lilith]

locked!