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[Sloth Of Doom]

This post is boring, from the title I thought it would be amusing and the trailer made me think the troll was funny but it turns out it is just a bunch of boring reading.

[Caozen]

Sloth Of Doom wrote...

This post is boring, from the title I thought it would be amusing and the trailer made me think the troll was funny but it turns out it is just a bunch of boring reading.

TLDR

[Ibanez2009]

Dragon Age is a really awesome game. If you are more into hack'n'slash then this is NOT THE GAME you should play. Better return to Counter Strike or something. There is nothing to read.



And by the way.... trollz are not allowed here

[El Jueta]

words are teh sux! swords,not words!

[Frolk]

Sylvius the Mad wrote...

Some of the trailers were just combat-heavy cutscenes. They completely misrepresented the game, and many forumites pointed that out at the time (well before release).

I can imagine a trailer that would accurately represent my Dragon Age experience:

Lightning flashes dramatically as the rain comes down in sheets.  Tense and dramatic music plays in the background while the Warden drags a 400 pound sack through the mud.  She approaches a pair of dwarves and a relieved look comes across her face.
Dwarf: Can I interest you in this hat?  A pair of earrings, perhaps...
Warden: No, but I've got some stuff for you! (She opens the sack and starts fishing through it) Heavy chain mail armour!  Found it in some locked chest out in the middle of nowhere.  How much can you give me for... wait, it's veridium.  Alistair could probably use this.  Nevermind.
Dwarf: Okay...
Warden: Got some gems... wait.  I'm keeping these garnets.  Might need them later.  And these malachites.  Here, I'll sell you some rubies.
Dwarf: Marvelous.
Warden: (Continues sorting through the sack)  Uh, wolf pelts.  Don't need those.  Don't need these crappy swords and daggers.  Hey, what's this?  A belt?  Plus ten to nature resistance...  Sweet! Just a sec... (The Warden looks over her shoulder) HEY LELIANA! I CAN'T REMEMBER: ARE YOU WEARING A BELT?
A distant female voice responds: YES!
Warden: IS IT ENCHANTED?
Distant female voice: NO!
(The Warden turns back to the dwarf): 'Kay, I'm keeping the belt.
Dwarf: Of course...
Warden: Novice runes... I'm not going to use them but... Yeah, I think I'll keep those.
The trailer ends with the Warden leaving the merchant, now dragging a 350 pound sack behind her.  The Dragon Age logo appears and that excerpt from that Marilyn Manson song starts to play.


I jest of course.  I think the game was pretty fun.

[Special_Agent_Goodwrench]

Frolk wrote...

Sylvius the Mad wrote...

Some of the trailers were just combat-heavy cutscenes. They completely misrepresented the game, and many forumites pointed that out at the time (well before release).

I can imagine a trailer that would accurately represent my Dragon Age experience:

Lightning flashes dramatically as the rain comes down in sheets.  Tense and dramatic music plays in the background while the Warden drags a 400 pound sack through the mud.  She approaches a pair of dwarves and a relieved look comes across her face.
Dwarf: Can I interest you in this hat?  A pair of earrings, perhaps...
Warden: No, but I've got some stuff for you! (She opens the sack and starts fishing through it) Heavy chain mail armour!  Found it in some locked chest out in the middle of nowhere.  How much can you give me for... wait, it's veridium.  Alistair could probably use this.  Nevermind.
Dwarf: Okay...
Warden: Got some gems... wait.  I'm keeping these garnets.  Might need them later.  And these malachites.  Here, I'll sell you some rubies.
Dwarf: Marvelous.
Warden: (Continues sorting through the sack)  Uh, wolf pelts.  Don't need those.  Don't need these crappy swords and daggers.  Hey, what's this?  A belt?  Plus ten to nature resistance...  Sweet! Just a sec... (The Warden looks over her shoulder) HEY LELIANA! I CAN'T REMEMBER: ARE YOU WEARING A BELT?
A distant female voice responds: YES!
Warden: IS IT ENCHANTED?
Distant female voice: NO!
(The Warden turns back to the dwarf): 'Kay, I'm keeping the belt.
Dwarf: Of course...
Warden: Novice runes... I'm not going to use them but... Yeah, I think I'll keep those.
The trailer ends with the Warden leaving the merchant, now dragging a 350 pound sack behind her.  The Dragon Age logo appears and that excerpt from that Marilyn Manson song starts to play.


I jest of course.  I think the game was pretty fun.

This. Pure win.

[BinaryBummer]

WELL WELL...

No Matter the games boring...
Someone else said it was to slow... and it is..

Everyone here has a form of retardation...  being it's slow
This game is going to the dump.

Modifié par BinaryBummer, 18 mars 2010 - 03:48 .

[Grimgor79]

Frolk wrote...

Sylvius the Mad wrote...

Some of the trailers were just combat-heavy cutscenes. They completely misrepresented the game, and many forumites pointed that out at the time (well before release).

I can imagine a trailer that would accurately represent my Dragon Age experience:

Lightning flashes dramatically as the rain comes down in sheets.  Tense and dramatic music plays in the background while the Warden drags a 400 pound sack through the mud.  She approaches a pair of dwarves and a relieved look comes across her face.
Dwarf: Can I interest you in this hat?  A pair of earrings, perhaps...
Warden: No, but I've got some stuff for you! (She opens the sack and starts fishing through it) Heavy chain mail armour!  Found it in some locked chest out in the middle of nowhere.  How much can you give me for... wait, it's veridium.  Alistair could probably use this.  Nevermind.
Dwarf: Okay...
Warden: Got some gems... wait.  I'm keeping these garnets.  Might need them later.  And these malachites.  Here, I'll sell you some rubies.
Dwarf: Marvelous.
Warden: (Continues sorting through the sack)  Uh, wolf pelts.  Don't need those.  Don't need these crappy swords and daggers.  Hey, what's this?  A belt?  Plus ten to nature resistance...  Sweet! Just a sec... (The Warden looks over her shoulder) HEY LELIANA! I CAN'T REMEMBER: ARE YOU WEARING A BELT?
A distant female voice responds: YES!
Warden: IS IT ENCHANTED?
Distant female voice: NO!
(The Warden turns back to the dwarf): 'Kay, I'm keeping the belt.
Dwarf: Of course...
Warden: Novice runes... I'm not going to use them but... Yeah, I think I'll keep those.
The trailer ends with the Warden leaving the merchant, now dragging a 350 pound sack behind her.  The Dragon Age logo appears and that excerpt from that Marilyn Manson song starts to play.


I jest of course.  I think the game was pretty fun.

  Great post, had me laughing my ass off because all of it is true. Nicely done.

[Daewan]

BinaryBummer wrote...

WELL WELL...

No Matter the games boring...
Someone else said it was to slow... and it is..

Everyone here has a form of retardation...  being it's slow
This game is going to the dump.

[apk117]

Eurypterid wrote...

Dialog and choices are the meat and potatoes of RPG games. That being said, if you stick with it, you'll find plenty of combat in the game as well. But it's not Diablo.

<----- Oh, and you can make your own avatars on these forums...

How? I must know!

[AlanC9]

Tsuga C wrote...

Sylvius the Mad wrote...

Some of the trailers were just combat-heavy cutscenes. They completely misrepresented the game, and many forumites pointed that out at the time (well before release).

Yes, it was quite the stink raised over that little bit of marketing dishonesty.  Ah, good times...  

This is the problem with Bio making Mass Effect. A couple of years ago they could have just taken BinaryBummer's money and run; it doesn't matter how much you disappoint a customer if you don't make the sort of thing he actually wants anyway. But now they've got some people who don't know much about traditional RPGs but do like ME.They'll bring some over to DA; the question is whether they'll drive more away from ME.

[ObserverStatus]

I actually find hack and slash games boring. Devil May Cry 4 was epic fail.

[KendallX23]

hack and slash are boring...and it gets tiring after a while..few story parts and only smash evil left and right until u no longer feel your hand.I rather like a game with a lot fo story like da or mass effect or Bioware older games.

[Bowhunter4L]

Everyone has their one opinion. I love the game it reminds me of the baldurs gate and NWN games.But I think the game is geared more towards the p/c crowd. I have it on the ps3. And you can tell by the combat system is more suited to the mouse rather than a game contoller.Other than that its a long campaign and I'm loving it, RPGs are supposed to be like that.

[The_Pope]

DrunkDeadman wrote...

Ever hear of RESEARCH? Its a thing a smart person (or a person who cares) would do before buying anything.

It's also something that someone who doesn't think reading is boring would do.  Poor fella was doomed to fall into a catch 22.

[Phonantiphon]

BinaryBummer wrote...

Sad So far all I do is run around a castle and kill a few rats.  All this reading question and answering sux.

I thought this game had meat and potatoes,  Not a personality test.. Anoter thing is you can't add your own avatar and the forums are really not organized.  They want everyone to be the same.

Not happy with this game after I polled for the best choice of games out now..

Ha ha ha you're funny.
Duh - it's so boring and liek I hafta read an stuff and it's liek an elebinty hour game an I've liek played 5 mins of it...

[Mass Fraud]

BinaryBummer wrote...

WELL WELL...

No Matter the games boring...
Someone else said it was to slow... and it is..

Everyone here has a form of retardation...  being it's slow
This game is going to the dump.

This irony is staggering.<_<

[RobbertDewulf]

Bad troll is bad.

[PJDZ070]

Please Can Someone Help Me Because I Have A Little Problem With Downloading.. i've Try To Download This ""Stone Prisioner"" With My Redeem Code ''Thing''' But I Have Nothing!! And i've Try It For The Second Time But Now Its Says That i've Already Use This Code.. What The F*ck!! Someone Know How To Solve This Little Problem.. Please Let Me Know

[SerbianWarrior]

BinaryBummer wrote...

Sad So far all I do is run around a castle and kill a few rats.  All this reading question and answering sux.

I thought this game had meat and potatoes,  Not a personality test.. Anoter thing is you can't add your own avatar and the forums are really not organized.  They want everyone to be the same.

Not happy with this game after I polled for the best choice of games out now..

Just...wow dude....
I just dont know how to respond to your stupidity...
I mean,are we on the same page here,you ARE talking about Dragon Age:Origins?
If the reading/answer part of the game is such a problem,perhaps you should never play Role playing games...
Boring?The rats in the castle is the bare begining of the Human noble origins story and you are already judgeing the whole game?Just wow...

[Fluffykeith]

Let me see if I can get this straight...



The OP thinks the game is bad because he finds it boring. He finds it boring because he assumed it was a hacknslash when it's blatantly an rpg...this is even more bizarre because Bioware are famous for their RPGs. It's a bit like saying Quake is a bad game because it's not a racing game, despite ID Software being known for they're FPS games...



Thing is, DA:O is an RPG, and quite a good one. It's not the games fault if the OP expected something differant or that he doesn't have the attension span of a drunk goldfish.



Oh, and OP...calling the rest of us "some form of retards" just because we point out the planet sized flaws in your position and statements...that's just priceless...

[geertmans]

So far all I do is run around a castle and kill a few rats

You're sure you didn't buy Oblivion  ?

Modifié par geertmans, 18 mars 2010 - 06:21 .

[0LunarEclipse0]

Failure this troll is good at it.

[crazyolman]

When a game is put in the 'RPG' genre, I think 'Oblivion', Fallout3', KOTAR, ME1, ME2. this is a HINT (wink wink). I also know what an 'Action' genre is (Crysis, etc.) "if you're gonna  shoot, shoot, .... don;'t talk"
RPG's are meant to be like 'novels'. My son-in-law, a Marine, had to take downers  to get into RPG's. Now he loves them for what they are. Which, BTW, is why I pretty much always WALK in RPG's and don't run.

Modifié par crazyolman, 18 mars 2010 - 07:08 .

[Petsura]

Good ser, it's unfortunate but I have to inform you that this game is obviously not suited for your fine tastes.