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[Mrs Templar]

The Woldan wrote...

What am I supposed to do in here?

Following options are available:

a.) Guns
b.) Ammo
c.) Beer
d.) Even more guns
e.) Too much beer

Well, we have been talking about food a lot.  You might try that 

[Mr.Skar]

I suggest a dash of c, followed by option e. Then when we have gone from "real drunk" to "kinda drunk", maybe some guns. Minus ammo of course, don't wann let that one guy who always ruins a party get some live rounds in a gun. Recipe for disaster right there.

[SargeantRenegade]

The Woldan wrote...

What am I supposed to do in here?

Following options are available:

a.) Guns
b.) Ammo
c.) Beer
d.) Even more guns
e.) Too much beer

You missed out:
f) all of the above

Wanna play catch?  I have a few grenades lying around here somewhere...

[Giant ambush beetle]

Mrs Templar wrote...
Well, we have been talking about food a lot.  You might try that 

Food is the only stuff I have no use for, food smells funny, tends to disappear in the strange hole in my face and after that I cant find it anymore! 

[Mrs Templar]

Mr.Skar wrote...

I suggest a dash of c, followed by option e. Then when we have gone from "real drunk" to "kinda drunk", maybe some guns. Minus ammo of course, don't wann let that one guy who always ruins a party get some live rounds in a gun. Recipe for disaster right there.

Yes wouldn't want to get our little thread party shut down just when it is getting started 

[Giant ambush beetle]

SargeantRenegade wrote...

Wanna play catch?  I have a few grenades lying around here somewhere...

No party without 'nades! 

[Mrs Templar]

The Woldan wrote...

SargeantRenegade wrote...

Wanna play catch?  I have a few grenades lying around here somewhere...

No party without 'nades! 

*hopes someone remembered to build a bomb shelter in this thread*  

[SargeantRenegade]

It ain't a party without cocktails either.  Somebody whip us up some martinis, and I'll whip up some molotovs

[Mrs Templar]

SargeantRenegade wrote...

It ain't a party without cocktails either.  Somebody whip us up some martinis, and I'll whip up some molotovs

*wonders if you are suppose to shake or stir molotovs*  

[Giant ambush beetle]

Molotov cocktail is great, you can use it as booze, if you are too drunk just light it and throw it at some hot girls. Makes em even hotter. 

Modifié par The Woldan , 18 mars 2010 - 01:16 .

[Mrs Templar]

The Woldan wrote...

Molotov cocktail is great, you can use it as booze, if you are too drunk just light it and throw it at some hot girls. Makes em even hotter. 

Hmm...probably makes it hard to get a second date though 

[Giant ambush beetle]

It depends on how far the hospital is away.

[Mrs Templar]

The Woldan wrote...

It depends on how far the hospital is away.

Still, you would have to spend your second date going shopping to replace her ruined dress.  

[Giant ambush beetle]

Mrs Templar wrote...

The Woldan wrote...

It depends on how far the hospital is away.

Still, you would have to spend your second date going shopping to replace her ruined dress.  

Still better than donating some skin...

Modifié par The Woldan , 18 mars 2010 - 01:22 .

[SargeantRenegade]

Mrs Templar wrote...

Still, you would have to spend your second date going shopping to replace her ruined dress.  

Don't people of the female persuasion enjoy shopping though?  Seems like it would be an enjoyable date from my PoV.

[Giant ambush beetle]

Burning girls to death and buying them a new dress afterwards? Meh.....

Modifié par The Woldan , 18 mars 2010 - 01:24 .

[Brijenieve]

Mrs Templar wrote...

The Woldan wrote...

SargeantRenegade wrote...

Wanna play catch?  I have a few grenades lying around here somewhere...

No party without 'nades! 

*hopes someone remembered to build a bomb shelter in this thread*  

Mrs. T! Over here! It's not much, but... well it should be bomb proof, anyway. *motions toward trap door*

[Mrs Templar]

SargeantRenegade wrote...

Mrs Templar wrote...

Still, you would have to spend your second date going shopping to replace her ruined dress.  

Don't people of the female persuasion enjoy shopping though?  Seems like it would be an enjoyable date from my PoV.

It would be enjoyable from the woman's pov, but I would figure a guy would rather do about anything than go shopping 

[Mrs Templar]

Brijenieve wrote...

Mrs Templar wrote...

The Woldan wrote...

SargeantRenegade wrote...

Wanna play catch?  I have a few grenades lying around here somewhere...

No party without 'nades! 

*hopes someone remembered to build a bomb shelter in this thread*  

Mrs. T! Over here! It's not much, but... well it should be bomb proof, anyway. *motions toward trap door*

Thank goodness *runs and closes the door behind her*  I hope this is dwarven construction 

[SargeantRenegade]

Mrs Templar wrote...

It would be enjoyable from the woman's pov, but I would figure a guy would rather do about anything than go shopping 

I'm no expert on heterosexual mating rituals.  The only understanding I have of that comes from watching Sex and the City, and somehow I doubt that is a reliable picture of how you straight folk try to score with each other.

[Brijenieve]

Mrs Templar wrote...

Brijenieve wrote...
Mrs. T! Over here! It's not much, but... well it should be bomb proof, anyway. *motions toward trap door*

Thank goodness *runs and closes the door behind her*  I hope this is dwarven construction 

Of course! Only the best - I scavanged some of the more upgraded parts of our gutter and brought them with me, just in case. With all of the food and the guns and the booze, it could get wild over here...!

[Giant ambush beetle]

Shopping with girls is pretty much apocalypse.

Beside wasting huge amounts of time for pretty much nothing the worst thing is seeing all the money getting spent on little cotton rags as thin as kleenex and shoes made of recycled plastic cups and condoms.