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[Strange Aeons]

50 hours of gameplay; 15 minutes of reading. It’s streamlining at its finest!

Note: The following is a work of (mostly) affectionate parody that aims to have a bit of fun with some of the sillier elements of ME2. It basically follows my own path through the game, though I’ve taken a few liberties here and there with the sequence of events. Enjoy!

Part 1: Prologue; Chapters 1-4

Bioware assumes control of the sequel; Shepard rises from the grave; Tali gets rescued; and our hero makes his triumphant return to the Citadel

Part 2: Chapters 5-8

A new recruit, a familiar face, and an ex-con join the team; all our colony are belong to Harbinger

Part 3: Chapters 9-14

A potential love interest and several mass murderers join the team; Harbinger sets up us the bomb

Part 4: Chapters 15, 16

Loyalties are gained; opportunities are squandered; Shepard gets some

Part 5: Chapter 17; Epilogue

What dangers await our team on the dreaded suicide mission? The thrilling conclusion to our tale!

[smudboy]

It's like Thumbnail Theatre, minus the thumbnails.  I say win.

(Psst BioWare.  The jokes are funny cause they're true.  TAKE NOTES.  Pass it on.)

[Karstedt]

You took a few liberties huh? There's not really much room for liberties.

[arek_celera]

Strange Aeons wrote...


50 hours of gameplay; 15 minutes of reading. It’s streamlining at its finest!

Note: The following is a work of (mostly) affectionate parody that aims to have a bit of fun with some of the sillier elements of ME2. It basically follows my own path through the game, though I’ve taken a few liberties here and there with the sequence of events. Enjoy!

Part 1: Prologue; Chapters 1-4

Bioware assumes control of the sequel; Shepard rises from the grave; Tali gets rescued; and our hero makes his triumphant return to the Citadel

Part 2: Chapters 5-8

A new recruit, a familiar face, and an ex-con join the team; all our colony are belong to Harbinger

Part 3: Chapters 9-14

A potential love interest and several mass murderers join the team; Harbinger sets up us the bomb

Part 4: Chapters 15, 16

Loyalties are gained; opportunities are squandered; Shepard gets some

Part 5: Chapter 17; Epilogue

What dangers await our team on the dreaded suicide mission? The thrilling conclusion to our tale!

Excellent, very entertaining.  Liked the running thread with Garrus, particularly the bit about seeing Shep's closet full of armor.

[Lurker 2277]

It is, awsome

[Jalisurr]

OK, that is officially the funniest thing that I've seen on these forums so far. Congratulations.

[sentineltalos86]

That is full of more win than it has any right to be. Freaking awesome.

[Ari Kagura]

I thought I got a good laugh out of it. Thumbs up here!

[stormrain]

You, good forumite, just won the internet.

[Jon Phoenix]

Priceless.

[NvVanity]

I had a good laugh for that one. That summed up ME2 perfectly.

[walk0nwalls]

That. Was. Amazing.

[walk0nwalls]

[double post]

Modifié par walk0nwalls, 18 mars 2010 - 06:33 .

[jamoau]

Thankyou!! Cracked me up.

[superimposed]

hmm... something's missing...

[IoCaster]

 That was chock full of belly laughs. Brilliant stuff. Thanks!

[RigAudio]

Haha, that was a great read. Someone oughta make it into an animation or video or something.

[RiptideX1090]

While I have to say this isn't normally my thing.



It made me laugh.



Thanks for sharing.

[Dezhem]

LOL, that was great. You sir, are awesome.

[KainrycKarr]

Ha, epic. Good job.

[Jade Elf]

Now that was awesome!  

[Dreykov]

Poor Garrus

[Big I]

Hah!

[Galimor_001]

Awsum!

Modifié par Galimor_001, 18 mars 2010 - 11:08 .

[Tennyochan]

hehehe very funny. i love garrus and tali's lines

and oh god that sexy, perfect body...