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[lastpawn]

I admit, I lol'd.

BioWare "ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL" of the plot is priceless, because that's how I visualized it in the end, myself.

Modifié par lastpawn, 23 mars 2010 - 08:30 .

[SpartanMKV]

Or, perhaps EA assuming direct control of Bioware? That's how I visualize it.

[Tasker]

 Only just found this thread.

Fantastic, and it's so spot on it's scary.  

[Texaboose]

This was frakking awesome.

[Jonathan Shepard]

superimposed wrote...

hmm... something's missing...

The Biotic God.

[mattahraw]

ha that was really awesome

[yoomazir]

"…

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[Shepard]: So, uh, what are we doing?

[Joker]: We’re stripping an inhabited planet of its entire supply of platinum.

[Shepard]: Oh.

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[Shepard]: Man, the pace sure has improved without all of those RPG mechanics slowing us down."


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA + OVER 9000 EPIC POINTS

Also nice reference with Soylent Green ;-)

Modifié par yoomazir, 27 mars 2010 - 09:38 .

[phordicus]

on behalf of the numerous Weak Spots so helpfully pointed out for us throughout this game, i thank you.

[Mother Lilith]

Good job! It was really funny.

[Grobi86]

Awesome Job! :-)

[DiatribeEQ]

Okay, this wins. The Garrus parts were great and the Jacob & Miranda info was perfect (i.e. "Okay Jacob, you've not been doing anything since Omega" was a hoot.

[Homey C-Dawg]

Funny story. Well written too. Kudos.

[Marta Rio]

Let's see this thread is 5 pages talking about how awesome the OP is. Well add me to it, I guess. Well done OP with your spot-on satire.

[That Guy Raffy]

I have to say, that this story is actually true...

[haildodge]

I laughed, I cried--- ok, no I just laughed. Thanks for sharing.

[Lusitanum]

[Council]: Shepard, the man who personally saved our lives, and whose
warnings proved to be 100% correct in the last game! Thank the gods
you’ve returned! As the only one who has communed with the Prothean
beacons and spoken directly to Sovereign, you may be our only hope of
discovering a way to stop the Reapers, who showed up in person just 2
years ago to destroy our fleet and mate with our space station, and who
could not possibly have been a product of the Geth. We’ll reinstate you
as a Spectre immediately, of course, and start…

[Bioware]:
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[Council]: Ah yes, “Reapers”…

[Shepard]:
If they give me another chance to kill you in the next game, I’m taking
it.


Shepard's last line was my exact response to when I saw that scene. And I'm serious, unless they come up for a very good reason for their rampant idiocy , I'm bent on correcting my mistake at the first opportunity on ME3.

Other than that, this thing is made of pure awesome. I just wish it was longer.

[phear87]

That was awesome!! Great job!!

[Mister Mida]

Man, that stuff is awesome!

[Bucky_McLachlan]

Whatever you do don't quit your day job op.

[Antiuna]

Fan-frikken-tastic.



Very well done!

[Captain Chicken]

bok bok bok!

[Payne by name]

Fabulous, well done to the OP. Managed to sum up many of the things that I found disappointing in ME2 in a light hearted manner.



Incisive, humourous and intelligent. I salute you.

[The Governator]

Great stuff, Aeon. 

My favorite line was [EDI] Words fail me.

[CommanderAdriel]

Poor Garrus.

[Gilead26]

bumped so more people can enjoy teh lolz.