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[Saberwolf116]

Gilead26 wrote...

bumped so more people can enjoy teh lolz.

Ditto. This needs to be discovered so people can savor it.

[Alamar2078]

Now you see why I recommended the blogs ... pure win.

[CHT87]

The truth must be heard!

[HeyBlade789]

fantastic

[Haasth]

Great, great job on this.

Rather short but contains so many truthful moments!

[BoormanTheChauffeur]

Bravo, sir, bravo.

[merik3000]

Hilarious mate! Hope to see more from you. Reminds me of Mock Effect for ME1 hope you make something else as long as mock effect was

[Maedhros_the_6th]

Outstanding! Very funny stuff.

[DarthCyclopsRLZ]

Full of win.



Love how the rooms were assigned and how Shep was too much of an jerk to help out Garrus with his f****ed up armor.

[scorptatious]

Bumped!



Hillarious stuff man. Poor Garrus took a beating at the end though... XD

[Sursion]

Meh, it was alright. Got a few laughs. I still think Mock Effect is better

[gurlgotkat]

"[Zaeed]: Hi, you just downloaded me. I’m a huge ***hole"



lmao

[Zeuserich]

This deserves to be bumped.

[Privateerkev]

Full of win...

[adamm24680]

[Shepard]: Prepare yourselves. Sovereign warned us that the nature of the Reapers is beyond our comprehension. Who knows what unimaginable, Lovecraftian abomination we’ll find at the heart of this evil place? Merely gazing upon its hideous, cyclopean horror could blast the sanity from our minds, leaving us gibbering wretches, shrieking helplessly in madness for…oh, look, a big skeleton. Well, that’s disappointing.

QFT

The whole ME2 summary is full of win.

Modifié par adamm24680, 23 mai 2010 - 05:35 .

[Zeuserich]

[Shepard]: Damned thieves! What kind of scum would plunder the homes of innocent plague victims? (Hacks wall safe)

[Mordin]: I’ve built this clinic to atone for my past involvement in unethical scientific experiments.

[Shepard]: Hi, I represent an organization with a long history of unethical scientific experiments. Want to drop everything and follow me to near-certain death?

[Mordin]: Ok.

Modifié par Zeuserich, 01 juin 2010 - 03:05 .

[STG]

Oh God that was just pure win. Probably because it's true.

BoormanTheChauffeur wrote...



Bravo, sir, bravo.

[Ieldra]

[Samara]: I’m a mystical warrior-monk who lives only to smite the
unlawful.

[Shepard]: Hi, I represent a rogue terrorist organization known for its ruthless amorality. Want to swear allegiance to me?

[Samara]: Ok.

:lol::lol:

And I love the parts of [Bioware]: "Assuming direct control!" So true:

[Shepard]: So let me get this straight… we’re going inside a Reaper? Like, an actual Reaper? The mysterious enemy that we’ve been trying to understand for the last game and a half? We’re suddenly, in the middle of the game, with no buildup, just going to walk around inside of one? A Reaper. Just saying.

[Tali]: This seems like it ought to be a more momentous occasion…

[Shepard]: This is amazing, though! Imagine the possibilities…what we could learn! This could be the key to understanding our enemy and finding his weaknesses. Forget the collector ship, this is all the proof we need. We need to contact the council immediately; this thing’s been here for millions of years, and I don’t think it’s going anywhere…

[Bioware]: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[Shepard]: On second thought, let’s just go inside, kill some zombies, and blow up the core. Really, what else could we possibly do with this old thing?

Modifié par Ieldra2, 01 juin 2010 - 03:46 .

[gabqo001]

that was BRILLIANT

[TelexFerra]

[MrFob]

Haha, reminded me of the good old Mock Effect. Very nice.

[BHRamsay]

some amazing work ... you sir are a genius!

[Sailears]

Thanks for bumping the topic, I missed this the first time round.
Some brutally honest (and funny) points raised there.

[PWENER]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I GAVE EVER READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!