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Fail for the Lost - a failtastic ME2 parody fic!


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gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

'Yo, I'm real happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but these are some of the most screwed up mechs of all time!' the Cerberus guy exclaimed loudly. 'OF ALL TIME!' He got out of cover to fire at a mech, whose head popped like a cherry, then turned back to face Shepard.
Can't...stop....laughing
btw Have you taken that part about certain "things" bouncing in the breeze from the Engineer duo?

""Ah Yes, "Hot Saren/Shepard Romance". We Have Dismissed Those
Claims!", Says Turian Councilor."
Now that she thought of
it, that turian Councilor had dismissed a lot of claims, even back
then. He had dismissed a claim that he was romantically involved with
Captain Anderson, too, even though it had been totally obvious.:pinched::sick::D


That part was instant gold. I'm really glad I read it during my downtime at school.

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Haha! Anderson and the Turian counsellor!
Priceless!


OMG I just read that and I so want to make it unread. Some part of my brain did just melt. Mass Effect will never be the same now :(

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Lycidas wrote...

Mikenator700 wrote...

Haha! Anderson and the Turian counsellor!
Priceless!


OMG I just read that and I so want to make it unread. Some part of my brain did just melt. Mass Effect will never be the same now :(


I'm always happy to creep people out!  :whistle:

Hope you were able to enjoy the rest of the story, though! ^_^

Modifié par Xsause, 26 mars 2010 - 11:07 .


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Xsause wrote...

Lycidas wrote...

Mikenator700 wrote...

Haha! Anderson and the Turian counsellor!
Priceless!


OMG I just read that and I so want to make it unread. Some part of my brain did just melt. Mass Effect will never be the same now :(


I'm always happy to creep people out!  :whistle:

Hope you were able to enjoy the rest of the story, though! ^_^


Oh definitively. I can not wait for more :)

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Okay, adding a bit of reader interaction to the story now (for all the readers enjoying the story so far):

Where do you want Jane and her squad to go next? Should they attempt to kidnap recruit Dr. Okeer and his LEGACY on the dirty junk-world of Korlus (risking the Commander's oh so beautiful manicured nails in the process), or would you rather see them starting a riot on the prison ship of fail known only as Purgatory (adding Jack and maybe Warden Kuril to the team)?

You decide!  :happy:

Modifié par Xsause, 29 mars 2010 - 05:24 .


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I'd be going for Jack. If only to delay the bad things you're going to do with Jane and the Grunt a bit more...I just don't feel ready for that yet.

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Lycidas wrote...

I'd be going for Jack. If only to delay the bad things you're going to do with Jane and the Grunt a bit more...I just don't feel ready for that yet.


I've written a bit of both missions now (along with Garrus' loyalty mission) and I can say that Shepard will once again prove herself to be an insufferable flirt, to Okeer, Grunt, Kuril, and, of course, to Garrus and Saren (as always). There's a lot of "bad" things going on in both recruit missions and the scenes that happen before/after them, ranging from Jane just flat-out hitting on Kuril in a life-or-death situation to a rather...interesting version of the Grunt tank opening scene.

I also want to say that there will be a lot less sex jokes in future chapters (thank GOD!), as I'm getting quite tired of them myself, but that won't change Jane's personality in any way. She still jumps the fangirl bandwagon every time she gets as much of a hint of an alien actually liking her. And even though this fic is nothing but crack taken to the extreme, the real romance scene(s) right before the squad passes through the Omega 4 relay will be a bit more serious.

I'm almost done with another Normandy Intermission chapter too, kind of similar to chapter 6. I hope I can post it soon.

Modifié par Xsause, 02 avril 2010 - 12:05 .


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Chapter 10 is now online! You can find it here.

It has JacobxElcor. :sick:

Modifié par Xsause, 02 avril 2010 - 12:05 .


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The eleventh chapter is up! Hope you like it!