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[Redem0]

Imagine someone who is not part of ME squad or story, but who is one of Shepard best friend, how do you think that person would react to hearing all the commander is doing?

[eternalnightmare13]

My Shep killed his ''friend'' in Chora's Den in ME1. He doesn't need any more blackmailing drug dealing xenophobic thugs as friends.

[Ashwraith]

Well, Toombs is pretty pissed right now-

Wait, you said 'not part of the story'. Neeeeeevermind. >.>

[Vamp44]

"Oh...cool..."

[mopotter]

Redem0 wrote...

Imagine someone who is not part of ME squad or story, but who is one of Shepard best friend, how do you think that person would react to hearing all the commander is doing?

Friends?  How about your spacer mother.  I can just imagain what mother would say.  "Yes I trust your judgement, but I don't trust the judgement of the people you are hanging out with.  At least that nice Tali and Garus are there to keep you grounded."

[luk3us]

"So Shepard, I got promoted today! I got a brand new company hover car, what did you do today?"



"Saved the galaxy, twice."



"Oh... Did I mention my new car? Its RED! "

[JRCHOharry]

Steve: So, Shepard dyou remember when you scrogged Tricia?

Shepard: Oh Snap I do! How is she, man?

Steven: Dude shes dead, hit by a shuttle.

[Chuvvy]

JRCHOharry wrote...

Steve: So, Shepard dyou remember when you scrogged Tricia?
Shepard: Oh Snap I do! How is she, man?
Steven: Dude shes dead, hit by a shuttle.

She didn't drink a tapparie for two weeks.

[Redem0]

mopotter wrote...

Redem0 wrote...

Imagine someone who is not part of ME squad or story, but who is one of Shepard best friend, how do you think that person would react to hearing all the commander is doing?

Friends?  How about your spacer mother.  I can just imagain what mother would say.  "Yes I trust your judgement, but I don't trust the judgement of the people you are hanging out with.  At least that nice Tali and Garus are there to keep you grounded."

I think she would be more "I turned down being an admiral because I thought you were dead! I hope you are happy now!"

or back to Steve

Shepard: "So how were my funeral"

Steve "I was very sad for you..."

Shepard "hum...hey thank"

-

Steve: "I can't believe she threaten to sue me for sexual harassement! I just wanted to date her"

Sheppard: "Well...you know workplace romance aren't a good idea..."

*Cell phone ring*

"give me a minute [insert love interest name] just called me, I think i'll be lucky tonight!"

[Mondo47]

Meanwhile, on Tuchanka...

Honour Guard Rukk: Say, did you see that story on the Extranet? The one about Shepard?

Honour Guard Tork: That crap makes you sterile... well, more sterile. Besides, most of it is Council-funded varren-****.

Honour Guard Rukk: Well, it said Shepard went through the Omega 4 Relay and came back to tell the tale! Wiped out a whole army of aliens and destroyed some super-weapon they were building...

Honour Guard Tork: (shrugging) Well, he killed a thresher-maw... makes sense I guess...

Honour Guard Rukk: Yeah, but a whole army... that must have been some battle...

Wrexx: What are you two talking about?

Honour Guard Tork: (whispering) You had to say the B-word, didn't you?

Honour Guard Rukk: Well... the Extranet was saying Shepard wiped out an army of aliens last week...

Wrexx: Hah! An army? Shepard and I wiped out dozens of armies! There was this one time on Ilos...

Honour Guard Tork: (punching Rukk in the arm) Great... he's going to be telling this story for ****ing hours now...

[superimposed]

Shepard: Friends... outside of work? We have dismissed those claims.

[Beerfish]

Hey Shepard, how's it going? Yeah this is Connie.....from highschool....yeah that Connie. I know I was kinda mean to you 17 years ago when you asked me out and I called you a stupid little nerdling. I was just wondering what you are up to on Saturday....Collector ship? Is that the new lounge at the citadel? I so want to check that out.

[Raanz]

Beerfish wrote...

Hey Shepard, how's it going? Yeah this is Connie.....from highschool....yeah that Connie. I know I was kinda mean to you 17 years ago when you asked me out and I called you a stupid little nerdling. I was just wondering what you are up to on Saturday....Collector ship? Is that the new lounge at the citadel? I so want to check that out.

hehe  mail msg:

Hi Shepard
You have a new Friend's Request from Connie Durgle.  Click the link below to accept Connie as your friend.
FACEBOOK the extranet's number one social site.

[Redem0]

The continuing adventure of Steven Pataki, middle-level human ressource accountant for Exogeni and Commander Shepard best friend



-On the way to work



"So you are spectre right? that mean law doesn't apply to you right?"



"Yes..."



"Does that mean you still have to pay taxes?"



"Huh...."



"Man the traffic is really bad today! say could you blow up the hover car infront of us?"



"I think I'm only above the law when doing my duty"



"But you were doing you're duty you were trying to stop whoever destroy all thoses hover car!"



-



Connie Durgle recently meeting a friendly asari after trying her luck with Shepard



"Oh Shepard, he used to studder in class when talking to girl, he kept making drawing of naked asari in the page of his notebook instead of studying...and yet he was the biggest dork i've ever seen! He would panick each time he saw a bug! what your name again Liara?"

[Beerfish]

He Shepard, Connie Durgle here again. I haven't seen you add me as a facebook friend yet. Sorry I haven't been on the puter lately, the kids have been using it a lot lately. Yeah, I have kids, four of them. Their good kids and at least they get to see their fathers the odd time. Anyways good talking at ya again. Look me up next time you get back to earth!

[Redem0]

I wonder how Commander Sheppard would react being stuck in the friend zone despiste his achivement