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[soignee]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Brockololly wrote...

Hooray for alienating your core fans by selling your soul to the Bros!

The Bros have the $$$.
 

yeah, sadly. Ah, Dudebro Contingency. Why must you always be pandered to?

[Master Shiori]

Giggles_Manically wrote...

Joined it.

Same

[Giggles_Manically]

What would be terrible is if while playing the game we go through the deep roads and see this:



Hawke selects body under rock:

"It appaers to be the body of a grey warden, who looks strangely famaliar"

ME:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Gaider: GOTCHA!

[adneate]

Giggles_Manically wrote...

What would be terrible is if while playing the game we go through the deep roads and see this:

Hawke selects body under rock:
"It appaers to be the body of a grey warden, who looks strangely famaliar"
ME:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Gaider: GOTCHA!

Well fair is fair I suppose. We got all attached to this character it really was our fault when you think about.

Now where's the Bourbon? and the Rye? and the Gin?

[blademaster7]

Giggles_Manically wrote...

What would be terrible is if while playing the game we go through the deep roads and see this:

Hawke selects body under rock:
"It appaers to be the body of a grey warden, who looks strangely famaliar"
ME:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Gaider: GOTCHA!

And while he's at it, he should ****** on the body as well.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Giggles_Manically wrote...

What would be terrible is if while playing the game we go through the deep roads and see this:

Hawke selects body under rock:
"It appaers to be the body of a grey warden, who looks strangely famaliar"
ME:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Gaider: GOTCHA!

That would not be the most terrible thing.

Hawke: "Come on Morrigan. You know you want me"
Morrigan: "But I...I love another"
Hawke: Pff, you know I am much more awesome, every one in my tiny city states says so"
Morrigan: "Oh you're right! I love you so much! *jumps towards him and kisses him passionately*

Me:.........GGGGGGAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gaider: Gotcha!

[adneate]

I'm Mike Hawke and I'm surging forward into a new game.



Mike Hawke is positively exploding with epic action and cinematic experiences.



Mike Hawke accept no substitutes.



Dragon Age was made for Mike Hawke.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Adneate, will you erect a statue for Mike Hawke?

[adneate]

Mike Hawke will personally oversee many epic erections.

[blademaster7]

Hawke: Wow. That woman is hot! I wonder if I should got talk to her
Me: squeee!!! It's Morrigan
Morrigan: Are you a scavenger or intruder?
Gaider: Gotcha!

[Giggles_Manically]

HAWKE: Come on I am awsome!

Morrigan: No, I love another and had his child!

Hawke: DId I mention I amped it up!!

Morrigan: Youre right that last guy was a tool anyway.

BOTH GO OFF TO THE SUNSET

OGB: MOMMY?

Gaider; hehehehe

[adneate]

On a slightly related note when the G20 and G8 summits came to Toronto the company that built the security fences around the secured zone was called Mammoth Erections. Imagine answering the phone for that company.



"Hello, Mammoth Erections how can I help you?"

[KnightofPhoenix]

Loghain to Hawke: There is a strength in you I have not seen in anyone since Maric died
Me: Hey, I thought that was me!
Loghain: No, you're a tool.

Oghren to Hawke: Today, I am going to be the warrior you taught me to be.
Me: Again, that was me.
Oghren: Baah, you did nothing except make me even more alcoholic in Awakening. Hawke on the otherhand helped me stop drinking compeltely.

Sten to Hawke: You are a true Kadan and the only person in this land worthy of respect.
Me: you remember me right?
Sten: No.

Morrigan to Hawke: I've never recieved a gift before. Thank you.
Me: what?!
Morrigan: Oh all those things you gave me were pathetic really. Oh and btw, I want my ring back.

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 09 juillet 2010 - 07:56 .

[Giggles_Manically]

Leliana:Oh chivalry is so dead making the lady spill her guts like that/

HAWKE: DOES A CINEMATIC KISS

Lelaian: Maker's BReath no one has kissed me like that before!

ME: WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blademaster7]

Morrigan: I see the stories they say about voiced characters are not exaggerated.

Hawke: Do you really need to talk?



Me: He-ey! I.. wha.. who... aa @#!%^#$

[adneate]

KoP the pessimism is strong in you.



Leliana: When I stepped out of the cloister I had no idea where my path would lead. But I must have done something right--it led me to you Hawke. To love.

Me: But I thought?

Leliana: Who you?

[bl00dsh0t]

Ahh I'm too tired from work to rant but since you guys have successfully summed up most of what I couldve potentially raged about I suppose the only rant we are waiting on is barbarossas

Just to bring in the FPS gamers perspective: WTF YOU CALL THAT "SUPER HOT"???? Ahh well I was not expecting a huge improvement in terms of graphics, at least the armor looks different so at least...well...different xD Ahh well Ill follow the news feed, see where they intend to go on then build up a rant ^^

The only hope thing we got going is the gaider comment, but then again its gaider. Also Melo's comment cited a few pages back about the "we will see more morrigan" crap is just getting odder and odder. Well Ill keep hoping that we get a xpac to wrap up the wardens story, I fear DLC is basically equal to nothing at all since it with 90% chance won't be long enough to tie up the loose ends.

To add insult to injury my stay in switzerland for work is somehow blockin my credit card from buying bioware points for the leliana dlc. Sigh gotta wait till august for that. And to make it worse what I was entertaining myself with here, a last DAO run, suddenly seems meaningless beyond belief... I R turning emo, might as well go play marylin manson dressup and hang out with the emo douschebags i saw down by the trainstation earlier....<_<

Damn this did turn into a mini rant, ahh wtfhaxbbq!!

[KnightofPhoenix]

Anora: For the Chamption of Kirkwall!! For HAWKE!!!!

Me: And to think I once defended your speech delivery.

[Brockololly]

Seriously, BioWare- if Hawke is from Lothering just make a quick and dirty DLC to let my Cousland slaughter that punkass ***** before he becomes the MOST IMPORTANT PERSON EVAR.



The whole voiced PC thing just kills me. One thing I HATE about ME with the VO are the romantic scenes. Instead of imagining our PC we'll be stuck with Manly McBeeferton's Leonidas VO when Hawke sweeps Morrigan off her feet and into her tent.

What the hell, BioWare, what the hell....

[Giggles_Manically]

WAIT! WAIT! Did you hear that! Right after Bioware announced all this:

"Its like a million fans cried out in terror and suddenly facepalmed"

[Brockololly]

bl00dsh0t wrote...
Well Ill keep hoping that we get a xpac to wrap up the wardens story, I fear DLC is basically equal to nothing at all since it with 90% chance won't be long enough to tie up the loose ends.

Yeah if BioWare could put out a meaningful DLC or ex-pack to close out the Warden and Morrigan, I'd be ok with moving on to play with Mike Hawke:whistle:

bl00dsh0t wrote...
To add insult to injury my stay in switzerland for work is somehow blockin my credit card from buying bioware points for the leliana dlc. Sigh gotta wait till august for that. And to make it worse what I was entertaining myself with here, a last DAO run, suddenly seems meaningless beyond belief...

Honestly at this stage, I regret getting the Leliana DLC- it was just a test run for ME style dialogue in DA2. I'm passing up anything and everything BioWare unless they can confirm its something meaningful and significant for Morrigan and the Warden.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Giggles_Manically wrote...

WAIT! WAIT! Did you hear that! Right after Bioware announced all this:
"Its like a million fans cried out in terror and suddenly facepalmed"

LOL

Bioware: "Hawke is now the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we worship him"

Darth Vader: "Don't be too proud of this mainstream stereotypical terror you've constructed. The ability to have better graphics and a VA is insignificant, next to the power of classic RPGs."

Bioware: "Don't try to fighten us with your sorcerous ways Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient genre has not helped you conjure up better sales. Or giving you clairvoyance enough to...*chokes*

Vader: I find your lack of loyalty to fans disturbing.  

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 09 juillet 2010 - 08:10 .

[Maria13]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

How is it worse for Alistairians? At least you can get a happy ending, while this Hawke fellow probably will see more of Morrigan when our PC somehow vanished into thin air!
But I digress for the sake of unity. Should we all do the Last March of the True Fans and yell "Death" as we charge into the Bros horde?

Well in that it seems Alistair is gone, baby, gone, whereas Morrie might get a guest star appearance...

[adneate]

Brockololly wrote...

What the hell, BioWare, what the hell....

My Mage just as confused as all Warden's are.

[blademaster7]

Rendon Howe: I made your mother kiss my feet
before she died, it was the last thing your father saw.

Hawke: How appropriate. You fight like a cow!

Guybrush: Hey, that's my line!

Me: *facepalm*