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[RenownedRyan]

We all know that Mass Effect has some hilarious dialogue, especially for renegade Shepard.  My personal favorite quotes are:
"Hey everyone! This store discriminates against the poor!" - Shepard at a Citadel Store
"I had a long list of people I didn't need to see, and you were right at the very top." -  Shepard to Udina
Council: "I hope you're not planning to cut us off like last time Shepard." Shepard: "You know it."

And of course my least favorite quote
"Can it wait a minute?  I'm in the middle of some calibrations" - Garrus 50,000 times throughout Mass Effect 2.

Feel free to add yours.  Should be fun.  More to come. 

[RenownedRyan]

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[GreedIsNoException]

"Let's go become big goddam heroes", "Just like old times", "Battlemaster arms at ready, strong enemies" and "Not enough data"

[GreedIsNoException]

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[spacehamsterZH]

"If I survive your mission, I will have to come back here and teach them the meaning of compassion. I will need many bullets."

[RenownedRyan]

"You're workin' too hard" - Shepard before killing Batarian

[DeathByWoodchipper]

"Laugh it up Garrus."



"Hey everybody! This store discriminates against the poor!"

[Kronner]

"Have I offended?" - EDI

"..and stop smiling damn it!" - Miranda

"Shepard." - Grunt, Wrex

[GreedIsNoException]

Not a quote to be exact, just when Joker makes fun of Legion... priceless

[GreedIsNoException]

"You were touched by working Prothean technology. That is why I find you so fascinating.” Liara tells you this when you try and romance her

[RenownedRyan]

"Cause it's a big, stupid, jellyfish." - Shepard on the Preaching Hanar

[GreedIsNoException]

“Your species needs to learn its place, Shepard.” - Saren

[RenownedRyan]

Turian Councilman: "Do you enjoy committing the genocide of an entire species Shepard?"

Shepard: "Depends on the race....Turian."

[Iz Stoik zI]

Shepard: "Hell Garrus, you were always ugly. Slap some facepaint on there and nobody will even notice.



Garrus: "Aha, oh don't make me laugh, my face is barely holding together as it is. But it's only fair, eveyone was always ignoring you and hitting on me - time for you to get a shot."



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Garrus: "We held a tie-breaker in her quarters; I had reach but she ha flexibility. More than one way to work off stress, I guess..."



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Shepard (to biotic god): Charge.

[RenownedRyan]

C-Sec Officer: "There must be something wrong with our data. It seems to show you're....dead."

Shepard: "I'm getting that everywhere. It's a pain in the ass."

[GreedIsNoException]

“By the code I will serve you, Shepard. Your choices are my choices. Your morals are my morals. Your wishes are my code.”

When Samara told me this I was stuck on "Your wishes are my code" why didn't he remind her after:

"Sheppard I am flatterred by your persistent but..." I hated that but... made me wanna cry

[RenownedRyan]

Shepard: "I'm offering to be your friend. You don't wanna be my enemy."

Garrus: "They have a way of dying."

[Kronner]

from ME1 too?
Basically anything Wrex says is pure gold.

Captain Matsuo: "Sergeant Stirling, secure their weapons."
Wrex: "Don't try it."
Commander Shepard: "Let's not start a fight."
Wrex: "Why not?"

Wrex: "Don't ****** in my ear and tell me it's raining"

Wrex: "So this is the famous turian general? How did your kind ever defeat us?"

FemShep: "You think I'm crazy, don't you?"
Wrex: "Smetimes crazy is the best way to go."

Wrex:  "Sterile White... Protheans sure built things homey."

Wrex: "Anyone who fights us is either stupid or on Saren's payroll. Killing the latter is business. Killing the former is a favor to the universe."

Wrex: "Just because I like you doesn't mean I won't kill you."

Modifié par Kronner, 21 mars 2010 - 11:21 .

[GreedIsNoException]

Grunt - “I am pure krogan; you should be in awe. ”

[RenownedRyan]

"I can hear it now. This is all Joker's fault. What a tool he was! I have to spend all day computing Pi cause he plugged in the Overlord!" - Joker

[GreedIsNoException]

“So much for peace.” - Jacob

[Iz Stoik zI]

"There's no pep talk like a military pep talk." - Garrus

[RenownedRyan]

"(Cough) Uh...sic semper tyrannus (cough)" - Shepard attempting to fabricate a console password

[arek_celera]

"...backing up worse than a Krogan toilet" - Quarian

[lastpawn]

Best:



Joker: "It'll be even better than old times."

Shepard: "I hope so. I died."



Second best:



Wasted Shepard: "... DO IT."



More seriously, I really enjoyed Paragon Shepard response "We stood as one against the enemy" (or something similar) where he names all the major ships that were destroyed.



I'm also a big fan of Joker banter in general.



Worst (in agreement with OP):



"Can it wait a minute? I'm in the middle of some calibrations" - Garrus 50,000 times throughout Mass Effect 2.