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[CarpeOmnios]

"Hell yeah. Put more of the stuff in...the thing stuff goes in." - Shepard getting wasted.



"I like what they've done with the place." Garrus on the Collector ship, I think.



"I said a bad-ass, not some scout whining like a quarian with a tummy ache." - Shepard to Urdnot Darg.



I also loved the speech Shepard gave to Khalisah bin al-Jilani about the human cruisers that were lost.

"Our side lost 8 cruisers. Cape Town, Seoul, Madrid..blah blah. And yes, I remember all of them."

[Rikketik]

"Insincere Endorsement: You have not experienced Shakespeare until you have heard him in the voice of Elcor."

Kargesh: "They won't let me in. C-Sec thinks I'm a risk."
Rukar: "They think every Krogan is dangerous. Damn Turians, we should kill 'em all."

Kargesh, after being informed that there are no fish in the Presidium lakes: "This is depressing."
Rukar: "How about we find a Turian and beat the crap out of him? That always makes you feel better."

Asari shop employee on Illium: "Excellent! So, the total comes to 116,420 credits."
Volus customer: "Of course. I... Hmm. I'll just need to make a call. I should... uh... check the warranty, first."
Asari: "... Loser."

Modifié par Rikketik, 22 mars 2010 - 10:19 .

[Severyx]

Mass Effect 1:
"You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it." - Sovereign

"The Normandy isn't equipped to land in exploding volcanoes. They tend to fry our sensors and melt our hull. Just for future reference." - Joker after rescuing Liara

Mass Effect 2:
"I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees." -EDI

Just about anything Joker says.

"We could watch Fleet and Flotilla. It got awards for its portrayal of, um, turian and quarian relationships."
"Anyway, if worst comes to worst, I did have the nerve stimulation program built into my suit."
"I hear that the love scenes are... What?"
"Oh, yeah. Standard equipment for any responsible adult. Oh,here, let me fire it up... Uh, excuse me, human? Private conversa-shee-on?"
- Turian and quarian in the Eternity lounge on Illium

"Charge." - Shepard to BIOTIC GOD.

[RenownedRyan]

Rikketik wrote...

"Insincere Endorsement: You have not experienced Shakespeare until you have heard him in the voice of Elcor."

One of my favs as well. 

Purgatory Guard: "You'll have to relinquish your weapons."
Shepard: "I'll relinquish one round.  Where do you want it?"

"What do you think it'll sound like when you hit the ground?  Do you think you'll hear it before you die?" - Shepard to Mercenary on Illium

"Shepard! My friend!" - Wrex

[CarpeOmnios]

Haha insincere endorsement. The best.

[JediHealerCosmin]

"The Council can kiss my ass!"

"Because it's a big stupid jellyfish."

"Ah yes, Reapers."



And many more

[spacehamsterZH]

Rikketik wrote...

"Insincere Endorsement: You have not experienced Shakespeare until you have heard him in the voice of Elcor."

That whole advertisement is a laugh riot. The announcement in ME1 was pretty funny already, but this had me in stitches.

Kargesh, after being informed that there are no fish in the Presidium lakes: "This is depressing."
Rukar: "How about we find a Turian and beat the crap out of him? That always makes you feel better."

Ha. Too bad I've never told him the truth. Ahem.

Oh, also, Krogan: "Have a pleasant day."

One thing I really admire about the ME writing is how they manage to make the various races so believable in their stereotypical behavior that jokes like this, Blasto or Elcor actors actually work.

[Xenoshi26]

" I had reach, she had flexablity!" - Garrus

[Sabresandiego]

Funniest line in the game is:



CSEC Officer on Thanes Loyalty when he is talking to his son: "This isn't the type of conversation you should have in front of strangers". LMAO!

[Iz Stoik zI]

I didn't find any humour in that line...



Maybe I missed th irony or something. =/

[Sabresandiego]

Listen to the tone of the CSEC dudes voice when he says that. Its really funny because Thane and his son are having a huge emotional moment, and CSEC guy just blurts that line out.

[JLocke316]

This



or

This

[trucoolbrees]

EDI: Since the battle with the thrasher maw, there have been several mating requests for Grunt, .....and one for Shepard

Grunt: HA!!!!!!!

[SirEmilCrane]

CarpeOmnios wrote...


"I said a bad-ass, not some scout whining like a quarian with a tummy ache." - Shepard to Urdnot Darg.

Its even funnier when you bring tali along for that quest because shes like, "I'm standing right here!"

[GMulryan]

"Geth speak? Since it knows you Shepard tell it I don't need its help" - Grunt

[burncykle]

"Commander, they closed the channel" (alliance ingoring Ascension distress call)......I ha d to pause after the cutscene, I was still laughing.

[RenownedRyan]

"They tell me it's a suicide mission. I intend on proving them wrong." - Shepard



"They say it's impossible. But then again, they say that about a lot of things you do." - Tali



"My opinion is the only one that matters!" - Shepard

[Ahglock]

This is as close as I can remember it but



Mordin, "There are lots of ways to help people. Healing people helps people, killing dangerous people helps people"

[RAIDENKUN]

"Don't fool yourself, it's bigger than it looks." - (ME1) Volus commenting on the Destiny Ascension

[Shep309]

There's a soft drink machine on Citadel just to your left before you enter into the "warehouse" area. That thing has several nice little one liners. I got a kick out of listening to them all.
The one I remember goes like this
"Shepard drinks (insert drink name), you want to be like Shepard don't you?

Modifié par Shep309, 23 mars 2010 - 02:30 .

[Miss Vader]

EDI  "I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees." Joker Stares. EDI "That is a joke."

[USSRVodka]

The captain that gives the Newtonian speech right outside C-sec when you first arrive to the citadel is really good

[Peppard]

I liked Thane's line to Mouse "You can change your pants in a moment..." and the whole Shepard VI joke....but really, anything about Blasto just cracks me up.

[Tin Soldier]

RenownedRyan wrote...

"Shepard! My friend!" - Wrex

I like the follow up line too:
"You look well for dead, Shepard. Should have known the void couldn't hold you."

And from Fade's Volus front man: "Oh. Good."
The way the VA delivered the line was amusing.