147 réponses à ce sujet

[Pacifien]

My absolute favorite line for either game comes from Garrus during his story about Dr. Saleon.
"They'll pay up to 10,000 credits each. That's 40,000 for a whole set." "Somebody's making a killing out there."
It's the pause that gets me. As if it wasn't until that point that it occurred to Garrus how much money someone could be making on the krogan testicle market.

Close second is Grunt. "Shepard is my battlemaster. He has no match." **** yeah.

Modifié par Pacifien, 23 mars 2010 - 03:56 .

[Tokion]

"There is a high statistical probability of death by gunshot. A punch to the face is also likely." -Legion

The Best quote in the game was taken out unfortunately. This quote is also a smart reference to shepard punching the reporter twice on the citadel. How does legion know? That is the question!

Modifié par Tokion, 23 mars 2010 - 11:01 .

[Severyx]

Some I forgot in my last post:



"Enkindle this." - Blasto the Hanar Spectre



"Sorry, I'll... Try.... To.... Sloooowwww... Doooooowwwwwwnnnnn.... No no no no, can't do it! No time!" - Mordin Solus

[TheBellTolls4Me]

Mira: It looks like you are trying to restore this facility. Would you like some help?

Shepard: Oh crap, a pop-up.



Turian Counselor: Ah, yes. "Reapers."



Urdnott Wrex: So this is the famous turian general? How did your kind ever defeat us?

General Septimus: I may be drunk, krogan, but you're ugly. And tomorrow I'll be sober.



Gianna Parasini: [arresting Anoleis] You have the right to remain silent. I wish to God you'd exercise it.



Urdnott Wrex: Anyone who fights us is either stupid or on Saren's payroll. Killing the latter is business. Killing the former is a favor to the universe.



Tali'Zorah nar Rayya: I'm pleased that the imminent destruction of all organic life has improved you career opportunities.



I'd post more, but the IMDB doesn't have a quote list for ME2 yet :/

[Miss Vader]

Joker: " It'll be better than the old days!"

Shepard: " I hope so, I died."

Joker "Gah. You are such a downer!"



haha Joker always makes me laugh- gotta love him! ^.^

[implodinggoat]

On the icy planet of Noveria.



WREX: "I need to get my blood moving. FIND ME SOMETHING TO KILL!!"

[Duvriel]

well.....i liked a lot this scene from ME1



Shepard: i've had enough of your snide insinuations...........



Falcon PUnch



Reporter: u son of a ****!

[Meshick]

"inkindle this" - from promo of gellyfish spector movie....

[PeppermintDemon]

Shepard: Wrex



Wrex: Shepard



Both: ...

[Shin Yodama]

The Asari Merc Captain on Miranda's Loyaty mission:



"I was just waiting for you to get dressed, or does Cerberus really allow you to **** around in that outfit?"



Cracks me up every time.

[spacehamsterZH]

TheBellTolls4Me wrote...

General Septimus: I may be drunk, krogan, but you're ugly. And tomorrow I'll be sober.

Oh man, I forgot all about him. That sidequest has got to be one of the funniest things in videogames ever.

[ObserverStatus]

Morlan: You will be pleased I think, very good things I have.

[Aanorith]

Iz Stoik zI wrote...

Shepard: "Hell Garrus, you were always ugly. Slap some facepaint on there and nobody will even notice.

Garrus: "Aha, oh don't make me laugh, my face is barely holding together as it is. But it's only fair, eveyone was always ignoring you and hitting on me - time for you to get a shot."

This. I was grinning to myself like a mad man being able to team up with Garrus again. I almost chocked when Garrus got shot, so my relief combined with unexpected buddy-buddy humor made a lasting impression on me ^^
He was after all my favorite from ME1.

[Lord Coake]

Aanorith wrote...

Iz Stoik zI wrote...

Shepard: "Hell Garrus, you were always ugly. Slap some facepaint on there and nobody will even notice.

Garrus: "Aha, oh don't make me laugh, my face is barely holding together as it is. But it's only fair, eveyone was always ignoring you and hitting on me - time for you to get a shot."

This. I was grinning to myself like a mad man being able to team up with Garrus again. I almost chocked when Garrus got shot, so my relief combined with unexpected buddy-buddy humor made a lasting impression on me ^^
He was after all my favorite from ME1.

Expanding on this one if youj're playing a Male Shep:

Garrus: "Well, women were always ignoring you and hitting on me, so I guess it's only fair you get a shot at it."

Or something along those lines.

[RyrineaNara]

Gianna Parasini: [arresting Anoleis] You have the right to remain silent. I wish to God you'd exercise it.



Garrus: Most woman find battle scars attractive although most of those woman are Krogon (IF your a woman)

|

|

V

See Signature.

[Kenrae]

Reach and flexibility was my favourite moment. Another one:



Nasanna: Shepard? But...you're dead!

Shepard: I got better.



And, on Mordin's quest:



Shepard: You talk too much.

[Kenrae]

Oh, and this one by Mordin (if you're a female shep and are dating Garrus) is classic!



"Turians based on dextro-amino acids. Human ingestion of tissue could provoke allergic reactions. Anaphylactic shock possible. So don't, ah, ingest."

[Newcomer11294]

Shepherd: "put that stuff....into the thing where you put stuff into..."

Mordin "Maybe later, trying to figure how scale itch got onboard the Normandy. Sexualy transmitted disease, carried only by varren. Implications....unpleasant."

Turian Council member: "Ah yes, reapers...."

Garrus: "A quarantine zone for a plage that kills turians....why can't we go someplace nice?"

Zaeed: "That's God****** suicide!"

Blasto: "this one is tired of your solid waste excretions"

Shepherd: "i've had enough of your disingenuous assertions"

Modifié par Newcomer11294, 24 mars 2010 - 01:41 .

[primero holodon]

Shepard: "you didn't believe me about seren and look how that turned out"
Turian council member: "Don't you humans have a saying, even a broken clock is right twice a day?"
Shepard: " we also have another saying, Go to hell" 

[Lord Coake]

primero holodon wrote...

Shepard: "you didn't believe me about seren and look how that turned out"
Turian council member: "Don't you humans have a saying, even a broken clock is right twice a day?"
Shepard: " we also have another saying, Go to hell" 

I take it thats the "Screw you" option when talking to the Council in an attempt to get you Spectre status back?

[Sarge Tomzilla]

Tali: "I thought you might be trying to blow Cerberus up. If that's the case, I'll lend you a grenade."

[spacehamsterZH]

Aanorith wrote...
I almost chocked when Garrus got shot, so my relief combined with unexpected buddy-buddy humor made a lasting impression on me ^^
He was after all my favorite from ME1.

I think I'm going to have to replay ME1 for the sole purpose of listening to all of Garrus' dialogue. For some reason I thought he was boring back then. Either they've cranked the wisecrack control up to 12 with him this time, or I seriously missed out in ME1.

[Aztag09]

Zaeed: "Pain is a hell of a anesthetic."