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[RenownedRyan]

Legion: Shepard, Commander.
Legion: No data avaliable.

[RenownedRyan]

Tali: "I have a shotgun."

[Grunt420]

Garrus: I didn't know we can disobey suicide orders why wasn't i told

Tali:That's about twice a day



check this out



http://social.bioware.com/brc/1326930

[Deadeas]

Basically anything Joker says is gold.



My favorite Paragon Shepard quote would have to be: I won't let fear compromise who I am.

[All-a-Mort]

spacehamsterZH wrote...

TheBellTolls4Me wrote...

General Septimus: I may be drunk, krogan, but you're ugly. And tomorrow I'll be sober.

Oh man, I forgot all about him. That sidequest has got to be one of the funniest things in videogames ever.

That General Septimus quote is based on an apocryphal (likely invented) quote associated with Winston Churchill, confronted about being drunk in parliament by Bessie Braddock (or Nancy Astor in some versions):
BB: "Winston, you are drunk, and what's more, you are disgustingly drunk."
WC: "Bessie, my dear, you are ugly, and what's more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly."


I think my favourite quote is Gianna Parasini:
"I love nailing Asari, so ageless and superior. But then you get them and they squeal like schoolgirls"

Modifié par All-a-Mort, 29 mars 2010 - 10:59 .

[binaryemperor]

All-a-Mort wrote...

spacehamsterZH wrote...

TheBellTolls4Me wrote...

General Septimus: I may be drunk, krogan, but you're ugly. And tomorrow I'll be sober.

Oh man, I forgot all about him. That sidequest has got to be one of the funniest things in videogames ever.

That General Septimus quote is based on an apocryphal (likely invented) quote associated with Winston Churchill, confronted about being drunk in parliament by Bessie Braddock (or Nancy Astor in some versions):
BB: "Winston, you are drunk, and what's more, you are disgustingly drunk."
WC: "Bessie, my dear, you are ugly, and what's more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly."


I think my favourite quote is Gianna Parasini:
"I love nailing Asari, so ageless and superior. But then you get them and they squeal like schoolgirls"

I thought I heard Shepard say that once.... 

[CommanderAdriel]

"Shepard,Wrex"

"No data available"

Anything Joker says is usually filled with awesome.

"Ah yes,Reapers the immortal race of sentient starships allegedly waiting in dark space, we have dismissed those claims"

[ehcaba]

Conrad Verner anything in this video:

[Vardel]

"Human blood, with cinnamon." -Krogan NPC on Noveria during smuggler mission, when asked what he is drinking.

Modifié par Vardel, 30 mars 2010 - 01:38 .

[RenownedRyan]

Krogan: No I don't want to upload! Stupid Machine!

[RedSVO]

Wrex (in ME1 elevator to shepard crewmember); "Who would win in a fight between you and shepard?"

Crewmember (got this with both Ashley and Kaiden): "I wouldn't get into a fight with Shepard. He's my commanding officer"

Wrex: "And that's why Shepard would win"

It may not be exactly word for word but that's the gist of it. Hilarious!

Modifié par RedSVO, 30 mars 2010 - 03:24 .

[wajusay]

Mordin: "No tests on species with members capable of calculus. Simple rule, never broke it."

(When asked whether he had to perform tests on live krogan subjects)

[EyesOfAmbition2]

Serious:

"We are each a nation; independent, free of all weakness." - Sovereign.
"The relationship is symbiotic. Organic and machine intertwined, a union of flesh and steel. The strengths of both, the weaknesses of neither." - Saren, describing himself after implantation by Sovereign.
"Goodbye, Shepard. Thank you." - Saren, last words before committing suicide.
"Sovereign was just a vanguard. The Reaper fleet is still coming. Hundreds of ships, maybe thousands. And I'm going to find some way to stop them!" - Shepard (paragon response), last words to the Council before setting off to fight the Reapers.

Kick-ass:

"The Collectors are about to find out what happens when you ****** me off." - Shepard (renegade response), launching suicide mission.
"Consider this my resignation." - Miranda, disconnecting the Illusive Man.
"Turians think they know about a scorched earth response. ****'em." - Jack, finishing an explanation of how she took down a space station.

Humorous:

"I'm not gonna die in the middle of battle from an infection, that's just embarrassing!" - Kal'Reegar.
"Some women find battle scars sexy. Of course, most of those women are Krogan." - Garrus (to a female shepard), on receiving his scar.
"Turians, you have to work the blade, but I don't see the point. Hehe, 'see the point'... ah, nevermind." - Grunt, on killing aliens.
"A million lightyears from where humanity began and we walk into a bar filled with men drooling over half-naked women shaking their asses on a stage. I can't decide if that's funny or sad." - Ashley, when entering Chora's Den.

Modifié par EyesOfAmbition2, 30 mars 2010 - 06:20 .

[dskylark]

When you ask one of the Bartenders, I believe a Turian in Eternity in the Citadel, if he's heard any good rumors or news, he replies



"If you want some news check the reports. Why do all you humans always ask me that?"



I thought that was funny as I always check Bartenders in DA:O and other RPGs for quests and info.

[the_last_krogan]

this one made me almost ****** myself laughing



dont turn your back on these clanless quarians theives all of them

the little fatty boy volus with the lost credit chit

[Kaylord]

Here are some of my favourite witty lines;
---
Ashley "If you want me to put on a tin skirt and dance in front of a crowd of men, I want dinner first. Sir."
Kaidan "That´ll be enough, Chief!"
Shepard "It´s okay, Lieutenant. I couldn´t imagine her in a skirt, anyway."
Ashley "Damn straight you can!"
---
Ashley "Hm, nobody died."
Kaidan "I could shoot someone if it'd make you feel better."
Ashley "Nah, I'm good."
----
Council "You seem quick at committing genocide to another race..."
Shepard "Depends on the race.... Turian."
----
romantic Garrus "You know how I always favour the last shot before popping the heat sink."
romantic Garrus "..."
romantic Garrus "That analogy just went somewhere terribly wrong...."

Modifié par Kaylord, 30 mars 2010 - 03:19 .

[BrynnFey]

Dunno if this one has been said before but:



Joker: No way they'd invest this much money just to screw us over. Trust me, it's gonna be better than the old days.

Shepard: I hope so. I died.

Joker: Gah, you're such a downer.

[Deco Bryl]

My friend can't get enough of the following exchange between the elcor and asari shoppers in Saronis Applications:

Asari: "Wait, did you hack your translator so you could control your kinetic language processing?"
Elcor: "With a sincerity such that skepticism would be deeply insulting: No."

One of my favorites is between fish-loving krogan Kargesh and his friend on the Citadel:

Kargesh: "This is depressing."
Kargesh's Friend: "How 'bout we find a turian and beat the crap out of him? That always makes you feel better!"

Modifié par Deco Bryl, 17 avril 2010 - 05:02 .

[Liliandra Nadiar]

Shep: Well if we have to be here, might as well let them pamper us.

Joker: Can I get a shirt with that? Cause this is my favorite "You have no choice" choice ever.

Shep: This is technically a civilian ship, I'm probably lucky you're wearing pants.

Joker: Yeah, I'll save that for after hours.

[minnam]

- Normandy cook-cleaner-handyman Gardner: I wash my hands...most of the time.



- Advertisement on Citadel: Shepard, you've recently been dead. (going on about Asari burial robes)



- Jack (to Miranda): Hear that, precious? We're going to be friends. You, me and every embarrassing little secret.



- Garrus (to Shepard): The Collectors killed you once and all it did is ****** you off. I can't imagine they'll stop you this time.

[Sawp]

" Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a **** in space ! "

[Lilitv]

Customs Turian: You humans are all racist!

[spacehamsterZH]

"If you start limping now, you might find a shady spot before you bleed out."

[Zenyattaa]

"Ah yes 'reapers'.....We have dismissed those claims."-Turian Councilor.
"The collectors killed you once, and all they did was
****** you off. I can’t imagine what would stop you this time."-Garrus.

Modifié par Zenyattaa, 17 avril 2010 - 05:17 .