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[FrancisKitt]

"I was waiting for you to finish getting dressed.  Or does Cerberus really let you **** around in that outfit?" - Funny 'cos its true.

"You sir, you are a blight on the galaxy!  And you! And you!"

"Heavy risk..."

"And I thought I'd had my share of betrayal and attempted murder for one year..."

"Conrad, this is not acceptable."

"Humans celebrate wedding by tempting infidelity, that makes no sense!"

Modifié par FrancisKitt, 17 avril 2010 - 07:30 .

[ItsMjolnirTime]

Mordin: Have killed many, Shepard. Gunfire, knives, drugs, tech attacks, once with farming equipment. But never with medicine.

[ItsMjolnirTime]

Sorry double post.

Modifié par ItsMjolnirTime, 19 avril 2010 - 12:59 .

[Credits]

"I could kill everyone in this room and walk out unscathed..." -Shepard

[BrynnFey]

It's not a line of dialogue, but...



If krogan get close enough to you, they will charge. You don't want that.

[smore006]

Krogan scientist about Salarians: ...it's not like they can make us any more infertile. Wait...Forget i said anything.



Asari bartender: When i started to talk about making new mass relays ourselves, they laughed the blue off my ass...

[DarthCyclopsRLZ]

Second playthrough and while not being that great of a "quote", the Turian councilman pulling actual air quotes just might one of the funniest things in both games.

Edit: Wait, why is this thread in this forum, lol?

Modifié par DarthCyclopsRLZ, 18 avril 2010 - 05:54 .

[swk3000]

Random Krogan 1: Did you see that special on the Extranet?



Random Krogan 2: That crap rots your brain.



Something about the second Krogan's delivery is hilarious.

[TomY90]

Aria's Guard: Stand still (scanning)
Shepherd: try it, and you'll be scanning the inside of your colon
Aria: I'd almost pay to see that

that happens if you say like hell when you 1st meet Aria

And of course

You are in the presense of a biotic god! FEAR ME!

Modifié par TomY90, 19 avril 2010 - 12:57 .

[Hyper Cutter]

"I wouldn't stab you in the back, Shepard. Warriors like you and me... right to the face."

Shin Yodama wrote...
The Asari Merc Captain on Miranda's
Loyaty mission:
"I was just waiting for you to get dressed, or does
Cerberus really allow you to **** around in that outfit?"
Cracks me
up every time.

"I like her, are we still recruiting?"

[headface7]

ME1:

"He's been selling Krogan testicles, 2 grand for a pair, 8000 for the whole set" - Garrus on Dr. Saleon

ME2:

EDI - "I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees"

Joker - *WTF face*



EDI - "Mr. Moreau finds it offensive that I am installed on his ships computers"

Joker- "Yeah, well the last Normandy did just fine without reminding me that the 'Airlock is Ajar' "

[headface7]

ME2:

"Maybe you're right, rest now... destroy the universe, later..." - the 'Biotic God'

[Tom.sparky]

Mordin: I... Will.... Try..... To.... Talk.... Slower..... NO! NO! NO! NO! CAN'T DO IT!

[BrynnFey]

Shep: Not exactly what I'd call effective academic peer review...

[BrynnFey]

Mordin: Never tests on species capable of calculus.

[FuturePasTimeCE]

Mass Effect 2:: Recruit the Krogan Mission

planet of Korlus

Intercom Guy: "Who's the genius that gave these things arms?!!!"

****ing epic funny

Modifié par FuturePasTimeCE, 23 mai 2010 - 02:52 .

[Spartas Husky]

GRunt's loyalty



Wrex: He is becoming an adult and needs the rite



Garrus:...what? can't we just go to Omega and buy him a lap dance instead?

[a Soviet Pie]

ME1 - Gianna Parasini - "You can' bludgeon through bureaucracy."

Shepard - "I can bludgeon pretty hard."

ME2 - Mordin - Killed people in many ways, guns, knives, drugs. Once, with farming equipment.



EDI - "I've been programmed using multiple reaper technology algorithms."

Joker - "If this thing starts claiming to be the vanguard of our destruction, I call dibs on the first lifeboat."



Grunt - "We're kinda exposed out here. We should get behind..... stuff.

[a Soviet Pie]

Opps, forgot two....

Zaeed - And you survived your ship getting blown up. Rage is one hell of an anesthetic.

Blasto - This one does not have time for your solid waste excretions.

[Errol Dnamyx]

krogan shaman on tuchanka

"I speak with the authority of centuries. You should be in awe."

He´s da man.

Shepard:
"It's good to know where i stand with the galaxy, where do i
stand with
YOU?"
Ashley: "About a meter away........sorry, i'll
be serious."

Shepard: "The
geth are perfect ambushers, Williams. They don't make
noise, they don't
move, they don't even breathe!"
Ashley: "Sir,
they have flashlight
heads"

Shepard: What do you
want Chief?..
Ashley: Would'nt mind a foot
massage sir....sorry, i
will be serious.

and so on...

Modifié par Errol Dnamyx, 04 juin 2010 - 08:14 .

[TK Dude]

Kronner wrote...

from ME1 too?
Basically anything Wrex says is pure gold.

Captain Matsuo: "Sergeant Stirling, secure their weapons."
Wrex: "Don't try it."
Commander Shepard: "Let's not start a fight."
Wrex: "Why not?"

Wrex: "Don't ****** in my ear and tell me it's raining"

Wrex: "So this is the famous turian general? How did your kind ever defeat us?"

FemShep: "You think I'm crazy, don't you?"
Wrex: "Smetimes crazy is the best way to go."

Wrex:  "Sterile White... Protheans sure built things homey."

Wrex: "Anyone who fights us is either stupid or on Saren's payroll. Killing the latter is business. Killing the former is a favor to the universe."

Wrex: "Just because I like you doesn't mean I won't kill you."

Sorry to ask, but when that part happens in ME1 when Wrex says ''Sometimes crazy is the best way to go''?

[Hydrakara]

"That was a joke"

-EDI

[RenownedRyan]

Bump for those who haven't seen it.