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[ENCHANTMENTSSS]

I'm at work and the dang filters are up again!

If this topic has been posted my apologies

It's been 12 hrs and I still can't help but laugh at my 2nd playthrough moment when the Seneschal gets injured by a Ogre, that was funny, but the part where he's having his death scene and one of your dialouge options is something like:

Hold on. Healer! Healer!

An hommage to most war movies with the guy screamin MEDIC! MEDIC! LOL

Also Sigrun and Oghren... Constipated Bronto hehe

There are plenty more funny moments that escape me right now but I'll update.

Update: Lampost & Broomstick nuff said...

Modifié par ENCHANTMENTSSS, 21 mars 2010 - 11:39 .

[errant_knight]

I hadn't thought of there being anything very funny in Awakening--thought it was a bit grim, but now that you remind me, I did laugh out loud at the Healer! thing.

[TheBlackBaron]

I found a mage staff called "Lamppost in Winter". I was pleased.

[Efesell]

"Anywaaaay, can I have a pony?"

and

"We were roleplaying!"
"La la la la can't hear you"

Modifié par Efesell, 22 mars 2010 - 12:01 .

[highcastle]

Oghren's pony thing was hilarious. If a bit out of the blue. Plus, just reading the descriptions for the Blight Orphans quests made me laugh. My warden just shook his head and kept on walking.

[Alimage]

Sigrun to Anders about a dwarven funeral with an orgy.

[casedawgz]

Your companions reaction to the Mother, particularly Oghren's. "That's...a lot of nipples."

[AnniLau]

You people did give Oghren the toy horse after that speech, right?

[casedawgz]

It moves! It's a real pony!

[Havokk7]

Oghren: (Grumbles) Women are drawn to you when you play with that cat.

Anders: Like moths to a flame. Women like it when men show affection for small, fuzzy, defenseless beings. Like you.

Oghren: Stupid... mage. Every time I pull something out of my robes, the women just flee



Anders' "I like the why's..." joke made me stop what I was doing and stare at my monitor in disbelief. It's a good thing he's the healer - jokes like that normally result on withdrawal of healing potion priviledge.



I think the best I've heard was in DAO. "Oh, look, a poet tree".

B

[Thor Rand Al]

highcastle wrote...

Oghren's pony thing was hilarious. If a bit out of the blue. Plus, just reading the descriptions for the Blight Orphans quests made me laugh. My warden just shook his head and kept on walking.

Did you put money in the basket.  If you at least do that you get a card at the end about your donation.  It's kinda of sweet.

I played along with the quest until it came time to relieve something from the Chantry lol.

[Nyaore]

Oghren's pony, most of Sigrun's conversations with the other companions, several of the item names, the entire Blight Orphan's quest line (especially if you stick around the tavern or the chantry after doing the quests to hear running commentary about them), and various other moments throughout the game.

[Robotdragonfly]

"Ugh. Fail." - Sigrun upon PCs failed attempt at lockpicking.



Oghren and Anders mimicking one another was pretty amusing, too. ;D



Yet another Oghren: Him grinning and waving upon seeing the PC despite the fact he's in the middle of a mass of darkspawn.

[sylvanaerie]

Anders plus Ser Pounce-a-Lot in any interaction.



Nate's question about having Gray Wardens around me who want to kill me and my reply (with a fond nod to Zevran) that "Some of my best friends have wanted to kill me."

[errant_knight]

TheBlackBaron wrote...

I found a mage staff called "Lamppost in Winter". I was pleased.

Really? Bwaha!

Someone mentioned Oghren grinning and waving when he first sees you, even though he's in the midst of battle. I liked that.

[Iseleth]

Anders' story about the cat he had at the Circle, especially when he explains that it was possessed by a demon and killed several templars. Very funny because it's so unexpected.

TheBlackBaron wrote...

I found a mage staff called "Lamppost in Winter". I was pleased.

The description is something like: it's very cold and "it might be unadvisable to lick it"

Modifié par Iseleth, 22 mars 2010 - 07:48 .

[Viglin]

Speaking to the Cask in the Keep:)

[ENCHANTMENTSSS]

Robotdragonfly wrote...

Yet another Oghren: Him grinning and waving upon seeing the PC despite the fact he's in the middle of a mass of darkspawn.

That's the one on the tip of my tounge!!! I smiled and laughed so hard that first time. I even screamed out Oghren!!! <In the form of Norm in Cheers>

Oghren calling Anders what was it? twinkley or sparkely fingers? LOL

Oghren's dialogue with justice about his plumbing working and Justice says something along the lines of:
"You are elluding to something. I know not what."
Oghren: "Oh Come ON!!!"

Oh justice telling Oghren he is insulted that living beings call wine "Spirits" and takes great offense to it.

[ENCHANTMENTSSS]

double post

Modifié par ENCHANTMENTSSS, 22 mars 2010 - 08:26 .

[blademaster7]

Velanna: I envy you sometimes
PC: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful

That made me laugh really hard. But my favorite would have to be when playing a Human Noble and taking Nathaniel to see his sister. She tells him that she didn't wanna marry that stuck-up Cousland boy.  You get to reply with:

1.  I'm right here.
2. I didn't wanna marry you either
3. (Remain Silent)

Priceless

Modifié par blademaster7, 22 mars 2010 - 08:43 .

[roundcrow]

Robotdragonfly wrote....

Oghren and Anders mimicking one another was pretty amusing, too. ;D

This made me lawl.  

I still like Anders' line when he meets Oghren, something like, "Oh, a dwarf that smells like a brewery.  Never seen that before".  

[KnightofPhoenix]

Nathaniel to Velanna: "You are juvenile...and your ears are clownish".

[Hostetler]

when Anders refers to a statue of Andraste as a babe

[fanman72]

Oghren's joining

Modifié par fanman72, 22 mars 2010 - 09:36 .