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[Ellyndia]

When Mihari is about to become a Grey Warden and finds out about the Joining.

PC: Well you can't spit it [the blood] out.

Oghren: That's what I said, heh, heh.



(paraphrased, sadly)

[Count Viceroy]

Any and all of oghrens sexist remarks and insinuations towards all things female. Hilarious.

[Maria13]

Anders when Ogren mocks him for wearing a dress: "So you don't know the old mage skirt trick, do you? Quick in the corner when the templars are not looking, just pull it up and..."

[Maria13]

Anders on his previous cat "Mr W...[I forget] but anyway, the story ends: "... Unfortunately one day, he was possessed by a demon and became an abomination. He killed three templars. I've never been so proud. I hope he's catching lots of mice in the fade."

[Ceridraen]

'Shoot lightning at fools.' 'That stuck up Cousland boy.' I don't think anything Oghren said really made me laugh - his wife did, however, with her 'we were role playing!!!' and my 'I'm not listening!'

[SurelyForth]

Dworkin's mad little giggle after you talk to him about explosives. It made me laugh for about a minute straight.

Also:

Nathaniel: Do you always wear those robes, Anders?
Anders: Not when I'm naked.

Modifié par SurelyForth, 23 mars 2010 - 01:01 .

[Rhinna]

The dialogue in Amaranthine when Oghren pulls you aside because he wants to find an apothecary for his "rash" is just hilarious.

Also the cask dialogies in the keep - I think I clicked on him until he stopped responding just to hear all of them.

Modifié par Rhinna, 23 mars 2010 - 01:01 .

[Urazz]

Yeah, Awakening does have it's funny moments. I like them all pretty much equally so I can't really say which one is my favorite really.

[Inzhuna]

I really liked the one where Justice explains to Sigrun how stealing is wrong, and she's all like 'yeah.. yeah.. anyways, here's your ring back'

[Inzhuna]

I think this thread deserves more attention than it gets! Come on, there were loads of funny moments in Awakening!

For example, the conversation between two patrons in The Crown and The Lion (aka The Blight Orphans) about who would win, Andraste or the Archdemon... Had me rolling!! Making fun of the nerd arguments like 'who would win, Gandalf, or Dumbledore?' ... Hehehe

[Eudaemonium]

I laughed that convo - "But Andraste could call on the Maker!" "Wouldn;t that be cheating?" "Are you calling Andraste a dirty cheater?"

And Sigrun's hilarious mock-emo-teen poetry was wonderful: "The darkness of teh Deep Roads fills my soul!" TBH, there were loads of moments.

[Inzhuna]

Eudaemonium wrote...

And Sigrun's hilarious mock-emo-teen poetry was wonderful: "The darkness of teh Deep Roads fills my soul!"

Is this one of the party banters? Haven't heard that one yet!
edit: I fail at quoting

Modifié par Inzhuna, 29 mars 2010 - 03:05 .

[Nerdage]

Ellyndia wrote...

When Mihari is about to become a Grey Warden and finds out about the Joining.
PC: Well you can't spit it [the blood] out.
Oghren: That's what I said, heh, heh.

(paraphrased, sadly)

I can't remember the last time I was speechless playing a game, but that one got me, nice to see when I told Oghren to never change in origins it stuck.

[Inzhuna]

Ellyndia wrote...

When Mihari is about to become a Grey Warden and finds out about the Joining.
PC: Well you can't spit it [the blood] out.
Oghren: That's what I said, heh, heh.

(paraphrased, sadly)

'You're not allowed to spit!'
'That's what I keep telling the ladies!'

[Efesell]

Which just might be my favorite scene in all of Dragon Age.

[OrlesianWardenCommander]

Awakening bar converstation



Drunk guy:Who would win in a fight andraste or the archdemon?



Drunk guy 2:The archdemon....



Drunk guy: But andraste can call on the makerrrrrr



Drunk guy 2:that would be cheating



Drunk guy:she cheated on her husband didn't she? haha



LOL that was so funny and random ill never forget it

[DJ0000]

"Nobody touched my junk!" lol



I liked the rash conversation aswell, "Nobody told you drink all of it".



I actually hated Ohgren in Awakening but he did have some funny converations.