1. the main villion would be a bald dude on crack with a 50 foot long robe.
2. shepard would be an emo teenager with spike 10 foot tall hair and weild an enormous 10 foot sword
3.there would be no dialoge options or multiple paths
4. the normandy would be a giant chicken
5.the combat would be turn based.
6. the game would be slow paced and have a 20 hour begginig until u get your own ship
7.one of the charcters would be SUPRISE SUPRISE a princes
8.you would have to grind your way to lev 30 for 50 hours until you fight the last boss
9.the game would have 30 hours of uninteractive cutscens of guys being emo
10.saren would attack you IN SPIRIT FORM and you woud have to beat him by calling upon a blue dragon
if square enix had made mass effect 2
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Posté 23 mars 2010 - 01:06
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One of the characters you can consider a princess in ME 2 based on powerful relative and one acts like one
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Posté 23 mars 2010 - 01:08
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That would be so true.
Don forget, you would'nt be able to tell the males from the females, they are all transvestites.
And what about the Bunnies. Can't think of a good compirson for that.
Don forget, you would'nt be able to tell the males from the females, they are all transvestites.
And what about the Bunnies. Can't think of a good compirson for that.
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Posté 23 mars 2010 - 01:09
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oh yeah and the collectors would be bunny people that shoot cupcakes at you
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Posté 23 mars 2010 - 01:10
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There's usually an annoying kid that is suppose to be obnoxious and is in no ways mature or acts like he's in a dire situation.
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Posté 23 mars 2010 - 01:10
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And the Reapers would be Space Dragons!
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Posté 23 mars 2010 - 01:11
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Rather than control Shepard directly, you would be presented with these options for her whenever an enemy shows up: Shoot, Barrier, Biotics, Medigel.
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Posté 23 mars 2010 - 01:13
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We already have that ConradCapt. Obvious wrote...
There's usually an annoying kid that is suppose to be obnoxious and is in no ways mature or acts like he's in a dire situation.
FOr this topic: They wouldn't be mercs, just low-esteemed sky pirates that are fighting the
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Posté 23 mars 2010 - 01:14
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AlsoSeagloom wrote...
Rather than control Shepard directly, you would be presented with these options for her whenever an enemy shows up: Shoot, Barrier, Biotics, Medigel.
Back
Front
Punch
Hug
Nothing
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Posté 23 mars 2010 - 01:17
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Yeah, that sounds about right! I would know, I used to be a Square Enix nerd until I realized how impatient I was. But now I turn to BioWare... something better. Thank you, BioWare for healing my need for desire to my make my own choices and getting on with the game. 
haha...
haha...
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Posté 23 mars 2010 - 01:19
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There is no such thing as shame. The women will go out in underwear that people call clothing just to entertain insecure teenage boys.
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Posté 23 mars 2010 - 01:21
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Asaris would be mostly naked (just underwear) rabbits and clubs would be closed cause you don't need to pay to get satisfied
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Posté 23 mars 2010 - 01:24
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Then comes the fanfiction.
I'm already dead.
I'm already dead.
Modifié par Capt. Obvious, 23 mars 2010 - 01:24 .
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Posté 23 mars 2010 - 01:25
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Capt. Obvious wrote...
There is no such thing as shame. The women will go out in underwear that people call clothing just to entertain insecure teenage boys.
Wait... don't Jack, Miranda, and Samara go in this direction already?
After Sheperd and company defeat the Reapers, they will discover a greater evil force was using them as pawns in a scheme to destroy the universe as we all know it! The few surviving Reapers will join Shepard's side, with the leader of those survivors becoming a squad mate.
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Posté 23 mars 2010 - 01:27
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Plus, Shepard's hair will be blue.
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Posté 23 mars 2010 - 01:28
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Then this goes on and on until EA decides they have too many discs (about the five thousand I believe)Seagloom wrote...
Capt. Obvious wrote...
There is no such thing as shame. The women will go out in underwear that people call clothing just to entertain insecure teenage boys.
Wait... don't Jack, Miranda, and Samara go in this direction already?
After Sheperd and company defeat the Reapers, they will discover a greater evil force was using them as pawns in a scheme to destroy the universe as we all know it! The few surviving Reapers will join Shepard's side, with the leader of those survivors becoming a squad mate.
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Posté 23 mars 2010 - 01:33
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And all your squadmates would fall inline to the racial and ethical sterotypes of every RPG ever made EVER!
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Posté 23 mars 2010 - 01:35
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There will be one girl out there that HAS to be smarter and stronger than you or most of everybody else just so the developers will prove that their not sexist.
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Posté 23 mars 2010 - 01:39
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GreedIsNoException wrote...
Then this goes on and on until EA decides they have too many discs (about the five thousand I believe)Seagloom wrote...
Capt. Obvious wrote...
There is no such thing as shame. The women will go out in underwear that people call clothing just to entertain insecure teenage boys.
Wait... don't Jack, Miranda, and Samara go in this direction already?
After Sheperd and company defeat the Reapers, they will discover a greater evil force was using them as pawns in a scheme to destroy the universe as we all know it! The few surviving Reapers will join Shepard's side, with the leader of those survivors becoming a squad mate.
Thats when they (SquareE.) developes a entirely new portable console solely devoted to you 50,000 disk plus edtion of mass effect XXXXXXXXXXXXXXIII, infact you don't even need the disks. The game is actually on your 10,000 Terabyte HDD. Then going even further the console creates a virtual enviorment around you. And while your in your day dream the console feeds you and cleans you and makes you poop so you don't have to do anything every again for the rest of you life. Now you have no life, the players of Final Fantasy already know how this feels.
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Posté 23 mars 2010 - 04:50
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chocobo cicken whatever there pretty much the same thing
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Posté 23 mars 2010 - 05:49
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Oh boy, I'm going to have fun in this thread:
* Mass Effect will have an underage girl character that will hit on Shepard or vice-versa that will make most players uneasy, while it will arouse some players (who are most likely disturbed) but won't admit it in public.
* Shepard will be androgynous and will be a brooding emo to start with or during the game
* Storyline will not make sense but fans will say it's "Final Fantasy", I mean, "Mass Effect" and since they are used to anime shows that does not mean sense, they will just brush that off.
* Mass Effect will have an underage girl character that will hit on Shepard or vice-versa that will make most players uneasy, while it will arouse some players (who are most likely disturbed) but won't admit it in public.
* Shepard will be androgynous and will be a brooding emo to start with or during the game
* Storyline will not make sense but fans will say it's "Final Fantasy", I mean, "Mass Effect" and since they are used to anime shows that does not mean sense, they will just brush that off.
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Posté 23 mars 2010 - 08:05
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Wrath of Bong wrote...
Oh boy, I'm going to have fun in this thread:
* Mass Effect will have an underage girl character that will hit on Shepard or vice-versa that will make most players uneasy, while it will arouse some players (who are most likely disturbed) but won't admit it in public.
Tali, anyone?
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Posté 23 mars 2010 - 08:11
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If Square Enix made ME 2 it would be purrty skates
