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[R_G_Spuffington]

Some troll said my avatar was ugly on the BSN.

[Orange_Section]

Why i wasn´t at work for a month? oh, i got this note from my dragon.......

[Orange_Section]

U actually could say........



I got in a fight with my dragon and can´t come to work.....



They think i´m talking about my wife anyway...

[foxwood1084]

I'm sorry I can't come in because....oh right I took Nov 3 off two mouths ago....

[Orange_Section]

u evil wench....



the spell of premonition eh?

[Orange_Section]

i´m sorry i can´t show up for work ever again, a troll ripped my leg off and beat me to death with it....

[Errel]

Work on your crazy eyes in the mirror untill you're able to scare yourself. Turn up at work 1 day before dragon age comes out, and say the following: "I have been working on my magic and I have killed a dwarf (little person) and blew him up with a fireball (molotov cocktail) and the templars are now searching for me (cops)"

[Orange_Section]

Errel wrote...

Work on your crazy eyes in the mirror untill you're able to scare yourself. Turn up at work 1 day before dragon age comes out, and say the following: "I have been working on my magic and I have killed a dwarf (little person) and blew him up with a fireball (molotov cocktail) and the templars are now searching for me (cops)"

that´s a good one.....

[Orange_Section]

why not show up at work in your new blood armor, i think they´ll send u home quite quickly....

[Lord Thing]

hOnOr wrote...

Age1N1 Virus

This has got to be the best one so far 

I can hardly make an excuse for mine though, as I've got end of year exams a few days after it comes out...
which is probably about when it will arrive in the mail 

However, after that I have until March before Uni starts back 

[Orange_Section]

I´m at the hospital because i got attacked last night , and they have to operate to get these two poisoned daggers outta my neck.....

[soteria]

My roommate set my goldfish on fire.

[Orange_Section]

U can always alter your Facebook-status to "deceased", the word will get around soon enough...

[Orange_Section]

I´m sent to jail for murder.........the gameshop-guy said DA:O was going to be delayed.....

[RedRoo]

I wish I had to make an excuse; I'm getting wisdom teeth extracted the day after DA:O is released.

[elijah_kaine]

Me: "I can't come in today"

Boss: "Why not?"

Me: "Well because there's a badger outside."

Boss: "Wbaa?"

Me: "Look I'd be happy to come in if you paid for an exterminator."

[Orange_Section]

i´m sorry.....but at least u have a good excuse...the dentist killed my ogre......

[Orange_Section]

badger? oh u mean the mailman that LOOKS like a badger after his transformation, actually his a shapeshifter eh?

[Orange_Section]

Keep em comin folks......



a lot of people needs gooood excuses, preferably funny ones......

[Shattered Shield]

I cant come to class today professor



Bioware is making me take a surprise exam over Dragon age and i need to study

[Master Tyrion_]

"I cant come to class today professor

Bioware is making me take a surprise exam over Dragon age and i need to study."



Damn it. This one won't work if you are the professor.

[Sotaklas]

sry i can't come my dragon broke one of his wings...............

or sry i can't come my wife cast hold person on me and i can't move...

[GhoXen]

"I can't come to work and deliver all the Dragon Age: Origins. I'm missing one copy and I need to search for it at home."



I grow fearful of where this may lead to...

[Shattered Shield]

Master Tyrion wrote...

"I cant come to class today professor
Bioware is making me take a surprise exam over Dragon age and i need to study."

Damn it. This one won't work if you are the professor.

lol tell your students ull be researching for a surprise exam

[Radelrym]

I'm in college and only have one class on Tuesdays.. which I will not hesitate to skip whatsoever.