145 réponses à ce sujet

[firewolf322]

i can't come to work i need to save the world from the blight and darkspawn

[Blessed Silence]

Seruka wrote...

"Sorry, the ghost of Ben Franklin told me I can't go outside today."

Since I live near Philly, this would work really well.

[back pain]

"I have swine flu like symptoms" one week off from school, no questions asked.

[Mistress9Nine]

I go to university. No questions asked. I could be absent for a month and only my friends would notice.

[Robert Emerald]

Being retired has it's perks! 

Modifié par Robert Emerald, 19 octobre 2009 - 05:08 .

[Draconus Kahn]

My last job... (wish I still had it) My boss played WoW with me lol.
So if I needed a day off to play, he was like, "hahah! Go ahead man.. but you make it up next weekend lol."
If I still had that job I think 1/4 of the work force would call in "sick" for the release of Dragon Age rofl!

Modifié par Draconus Kahn, 19 octobre 2009 - 07:42 .

[Arandomindividual]

"Sorry. I lost my mobile phone." That excuse works for anything.

[Napoleon1853]

I don't have to work anyways.

However, hopefully I won't be busy doing stuff that day.

[Napoleon1853]

I want to be able to play Dragon Age: Origins for like a while straight when I first get it.

[Orange_Section]

i´m terribly sorry Boss but i cannot show up for work because my beard is caught in Shale´s armpit....

[Orange_Section]

i´m terribly sorry Boss but i cannot show up for work because my "wand" is caught in a strange woman called Morrigan......

[willtraverse]

Once again being unemployed proves advantageous!

[Orange_Section]

i´m terribly sorry Boss but i cannot show up for work because Morrigan put a spell on my "wand"....



oh i´m gettin dirty here....

[caspertjuhh]

the dog ate me.

[vyvexthorne]

I left my baby on the oven and I need to turn her over or else she'll cook unevenly.

[Orange_Section]

i´m terribly sorry Boss but i cannot show up for work because an angry dwarf sued me over not calling him "little people"..........

[Orange_Section]

i´m terribly sorry Boss but i cannot show up for work because a rockstar ate my hamster...

[Orange_Section]

i´m terribly sorry Boss but i cannot show up for work because my avatar got wasted on dwarf-mead and puked all over my screen......

[Orange_Section]

i´m terribly sorry Boss but i cannot show up for work because i feel the need to kill 2 or maybe 3 thousand "people" and i´d better do it at home, right?

[Orange_Section]

i´m terribly sorry Boss but i cannot show up for work because the blight has broken through and they are entering my home as we speak........



and with blight, of course i mean the kids are home from school.....