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[Terwox_]

Sorry, I can't come to work today, There's an angry dragon outside the door.



Or



The voices in my head tells me there be dragons outside so I can't go outside.

[Jsthompson1984]

I am sorry i cant come into work today, my car broke down and i have to trade the mechanic 15 spark plugs for a map, so i dont get lost in the sewers when searching for the alternator

[Sylvius the Mad]

I think I'll use:



I have 18 vacation days left to use this year. I'm taking them starting now.

[Marinade Plushie]

It's one of my regularly sceduled days off.  I won't have to go to work unil November 6th.  Yeah!

[Arcite550]

But Boss the Blight is a true danger, you laughed in my face when I mentioned the reapers..... and that was true

[Baelin Firestorm]

Hand my boss a piece of paper with the following written on it:



Baelin Firestorm will not be in work today and you're reaction will be:



A. Fight the blight, brave sir knight!

B. Fine, but I want dragon gristle for lunch tomorrow!

C. If I can't save all life as we know it then you can't either!

D. Once I fire you, can I have your stuff?



Not the D. Please, please, please God.. ..not the D!

[Lucy Glitter]

"Hey, so, I can't come in today. I have a bad case of DRAGON AGE! Ha, yeah I was kidding. But, seriously, I am going to die in 3 days if I don't stay home. Bye."

[Nivraym]

I will write an epic poem explaining my inability to work, and read it to my boss.

I just need to find something that resembles medieval clothing.

FOR THE HOR....I mean, the grey wardens.

He will fire me instantly and thus the work problem will never bother me again.

[jowsm]

Me: Hello boss. I'm going off on a journey

Boss: A what?

Me: A Journey.

Boss: What for?

Me: A journey to cross and unite the nations to stand against the blight.

Boss: What the...I am not going to approve this leave...

Me: By the gods! The darkspawns have gotten to you!!!

Boss: You're not..

Me: FIREBALL!!! (Lina Inverse mode)

[nordrian]

"I'm truly sorry but my dwarf ran away to hunt the dragon, I have to find him!"

[gethsemani87]

"I am afraid Age has finally caught up to me... *whispering* Dragon Age."

"But you are only twentytw-"

"It is great that you understand! Thanks boss!"

[DobiKuba]

"YOU DONT REALIZE THE REAL THREAT MR.KOWALSKI!!!!!!!"

what threat?!

The BLIGHT IS HERE ON YOUR DOORSTEP AND IT DEMANDS TO BE PAID!(in blood)

you mean my employees?

NO ITS THE DARKSPAWN(screaming)AND IF WE DONT UNITE WE WILL ALL DIE!!!!!!!
first thing you can help with is letting me remain home on Nov 3rd to... meditate

Modifié par DobiKuba, 21 octobre 2009 - 05:07 .

[Shillelagh Law]

I just told my boss I'm taking the 4th off. I'll pick the game up on my way home from work and then play all night/the next day.

[lv12medic]

I can't come in to work today because my face is splattered with darkspawn ichor and thats against the company's dress code policy.

[Furism]

My excuse for not working on Nov 3rd will be that I'm too depressed that being a silly European I need to wait three more days to play the game.

Modifié par Furism, 21 octobre 2009 - 06:15 .

[wonko33]

I don't get like that anymore, I guess I'm too old now...

I play when I can and I don't worry about it, if it take me 6 months to finish, oh well got a lot of entertainement for my money.

[Orange_Section]

jowsm wrote...

Me: Hello boss. I'm going off on a journey
Boss: A what?
Me: A Journey.
Boss: What for?
Me: A journey to cross and unite the nations to stand against the blight.
Boss: What the...I am not going to approve this leave...
Me: By the gods! The darkspawns have gotten to you!!!
Boss: You're not..
Me: FIREBALL!!! (Lina Inverse mode)

I just laughed my a** off to this one..... thanks....

[WyrinDnjargo]

jowsm wrote...

Me: Hello boss. I'm going off on a journey
Boss: A what?
Me: A Journey.
Boss: What for?
Me: A journey to cross and unite the nations to stand against the blight.
Boss: What the...I am not going to approve this leave...
Me: By the gods! The darkspawns have gotten to you!!!
Boss: You're not..
Me: FIREBALL!!! (Lina Inverse mode)

ITYM "Dragoooon Slaaave!"

[IndyBart]

Me: Boss, I'd like to take off Nov 3rd for a personal day.

Boss: Sorry, I'm taking that day off to play the new Dragon Age game.

Me: ...

[Sword For Hire]

*telephone rings and you unwittingly answer*

"where have you been your late for work, do you have any idea what time it is"

*With dragon age music blaring in the background you answer quickly not waiting for a reply*

im on an epic quest and can't be disturbed *clank*

[TanithAeyrs]

I had this really bad emergency call last night, I had a very sick, large reptilian patient with an unknown disease. I need a month or so off to study it and find a cure, euthanasia might be necessary. If I figure it out maybe I can publish in one of the exotic animal journals.

Boss: I didn't know the circus was in town

My copy is actually supposed to be here on the 5th which is my usual day off.

Modifié par TanithAeyrs, 22 octobre 2009 - 05:56 .

[Jorithel Ravencrest]

*cough* i have an aweful case of the blight...i don't want to come in and infect anyone else!

[Orange_Section]

My new plan is to show up at work on the 2nd of November....



.......wearing only an eye-patch and a Kilt(scottish man-skirt).....



That´ll get me a week off ...at least.....