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[Dawnielle]

David Gaider wrote...

Err...

a) It's Cailan and Anora, not Alistair and Anora. That would be an easy mistake to make, seeing as these fellows look so much alike, except that it's only described in text.

It has nothing to do with your ending. It's a souvenir from Cailan and Anora's wedding many years ago.

Am I missing something? Did the snow globe have a little plaque on the bottom that said "Alistair Never Loved You"?

^ ^ ^ ^ ^ D.G.  You are a Dork! I will pass the snow globes idea on to my clients. (I'm a wedding designer).

Dawnielle (Surfergirle)
(Sad Whine)... Missing my Pup.

[sylvanaerie]

David Gaider wrote...

katinkab wrote...
I seriously would like a patch for this. Please remove the Snow Globe from the game. It does not represent the ending I paid $40 for.

Err...

a) It's Cailan and Anora, not Alistair and Anora. That would be an easy mistake to make, seeing as these fellows look so much alike, except that it's only described in text.

It has nothing to do with your ending. It's a souvenir from Cailan and Anora's wedding many years ago.

Am I missing something? Did the snow globe have a little plaque on the bottom that said "Alistair Never Loved You"?

This, made me giggle. 

For the record my snow globe said "Cailan and Anora" too.  I think either OP was reading it wrong or she encountered a really odd bug.

[TolaGarf]

OMG someone stop the press! This is such an important issue Bioware needs to call an emergency staff meeting...

[odiedragon]

Tasmen wrote...

odiedragon wrote...

Besides, stone couldn't squish and ooze red blood goo!

Who said it was the stone?

SEE WHAT YOU DID TO ME, ODIE?

I aim to please!  And so does Rear Admiral Cunningham.

[odiedragon]

SurelyForth wrote...

odiedragon wrote...

I have a feeling that he'd be uncomfortable with using a stone Cailan in such a mannor.  I mean, that's practically incest, kinda sorta.

Besides, stone couldn't squish and ooze red blood goo!

Uh, what kind of dolls do you think these are? 

It's an inside joke, but if you really, truly want to know.....

NSFW - http://dragonage-kin...=250952#t250952 - I repeat, NSFW

I won't out the author, but I will say that the title/toy choice was mine. :innocent:

Modifié par odiedragon, 24 mars 2010 - 03:12 .

[bzombo]

how do people expect every single possible outcome to be represented in the expansion? we wouldn't see awakening for another year at that rate. for an expansion, that would be just a bit too long. come on people. you don't like that they had to remove a few outcomes, play the orlais warden origin.

[errant_knight]

Addai67 wrote...

Aha! I loved the snow globe. C'mon, OP, that was classic. Cailan and Anora kitsch! I want my coronation commemorative ashtray.

Lol! A while ago they wanted suggestions for Bioware merchandise and I didn't have any. I'm not one to wear logos on my T-shirts, and I have a ton of coffee mugs. But this! I would SO buy a snow globe, or a commemorative ashtray! How about souvenier plates showing a popular tourist destinations (with 'real gold leaf')?
I want! And the tackier the better! Or little Fereldan flags that have 'made in Orleis' in small print?

Modifié par errant_knight, 24 mars 2010 - 04:48 .

[Sarah1281]

The one that sucked for me was the fact that I'M married to Anora, and now I'm carting around a little snowglobe of her and her dead ex.

Which is why you throw it at Sigrun first chance you get.

[Addai]

errant_knight wrote...
Or little Fereldan flags that have 'made in Orleis' in small print?

LOL

Since they were made in Chi... I mean in Orlais, they would also have to spell Alistair's name wrong.  "Long Live King Allister"

Of course, judging by the thread titles, some players wouldn't know the difference.

[Sarah1281]

Since they were made in Chi... I mean in Orlais, they would also have to spell Alistair's name wrong. "Long Live King Allister"



Of course, judging by the thread titles, some players wouldn't know the difference.

Perhaps those threads were also made in Orlais.

[Addai]

Sarah1281 wrote...

Perhaps those threads were also made in Orlais.

It's a conspiracy!  Dirty Orlesians.

[odiedragon]

errant_knight wrote...

Addai67 wrote...

Aha! I loved the snow globe. C'mon, OP, that was classic. Cailan and Anora kitsch! I want my coronation commemorative ashtray.

Lol! A while ago they wanted suggestions for Bioware merchandise and I didn't have any. I'm not one to wear logos on my T-shirts, and I have a ton of coffee mugs. But this! I would SO buy a snow globe, or a commemorative ashtray! How about souvenier plates showing a popular tourist destinations (with 'real gold leaf')?
I want! And the tackier the better! Or little Fereldan flags that have 'made in Orleis' in small print?

"The Castles of Ferelden of the Mouth" club.  Miniature renditions of Ferelden's greatest keeps and fortresses.  Every month we'll send you a new Castle of Ferelden, such as one of the following:

The Royal Palace in Denerim
Redcliffe
Highever
Vigil's Keep
and MORE!

Call now and we'll throw in this special Rebuilding of the Tower edition of the Tower of Magi!  A 60 silver value, FREE!  CALL NOW!

[errant_knight]

odiedragon wrote...

errant_knight wrote...

Addai67 wrote...

Aha! I loved the snow globe. C'mon, OP, that was classic. Cailan and Anora kitsch! I want my coronation commemorative ashtray.

Lol! A while ago they wanted suggestions for Bioware merchandise and I didn't have any. I'm not one to wear logos on my T-shirts, and I have a ton of coffee mugs. But this! I would SO buy a snow globe, or a commemorative ashtray! How about souvenier plates showing a popular tourist destinations (with 'real gold leaf')?
I want! And the tackier the better! Or little Fereldan flags that have 'made in Orleis' in small print?

"The Castles of Ferelden of the Mouth" club.  Miniature renditions of Ferelden's greatest keeps and fortresses.  Every month we'll send you a new Castle of Ferelden, such as one of the following:

The Royal Palace in Denerim
Redcliffe
Highever
Vigil's Keep
and MORE!

Call now and we'll throw in this special Rebuilding of the Tower edition of the Tower of Magi!  A 60 silver value, FREE!  CALL NOW!

YES! Perfect! Now this is merchandise I can get behind!

[roundcrow]

errant_knight wrote...

Addai67 wrote...

Aha! I loved the snow globe. C'mon, OP, that was classic. Cailan and Anora kitsch! I want my coronation commemorative ashtray.

Lol! A while ago they wanted suggestions for Bioware merchandise and I didn't have any. I'm not one to wear logos on my T-shirts, and I have a ton of coffee mugs. But this! I would SO buy a snow globe, or a commemorative ashtray! How about souvenier plates showing a popular tourist destinations (with 'real gold leaf')?
I want! And the tackier the better! Or little Fereldan flags that have 'made in Orleis' in small print?

This opens up so many possibilities for merchandising.  

[Addai]

casedawgz wrote...

The one that sucked for me was the fact that I'M married to Anora, and now I'm carting around a little snowglobe of her and her dead ex.

If you married that shrew, awkward souvenir looting is the least of your problems.

[rak72]

I want my Lady Cousland/Alistair snow glob - why didn't we get one!!!!

[AnniLau]

David Gaider wrote...

Am I missing something? Did the snow globe have a little plaque on the bottom that said "Alistair Never Loved You"?

Don't even suggest such a thing! 

Modifié par AnniLau, 24 mars 2010 - 05:30 .

[SurelyForth]

rak72 wrote...

I want my Lady Cousland/Alistair snow glob - why didn't we get one!!!!

I want a Lady Cousland/Alistair mini-comic about their adventures during the Blight. It could be short, sweet and witty and (mostly) gloss over the gory bits. 

Unless the snow-globe had them fighting an ogre, that might be worth something...

[fthg42]

SurelyForth wrote...

Unless the snow-globe had them fighting an ogre, that might be worth something...

Captured at the moment of the death-blow.  And instead of snow, it's blood splatters.

Actually, that would be pretty awesome.

[odiedragon]

fthg42 wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...

Unless the snow-globe had them fighting an ogre, that might be worth something...

Captured at the moment of the death-blow.  And instead of snow, it's blood splatters.

Actually, that would be pretty awesome.

I'd buy one of those!  Seriously.

[SurelyForth]

fthg42 wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...

Unless the snow-globe had them fighting an ogre, that might be worth something...

Captured at the moment of the death-blow.  And instead of snow, it's blood splatters.

Actually, that would be pretty awesome.

That would be the best, acually. And now I really want one.

[errant_knight]

Viewmaster stories!

[rak72]

And if you press a little button on the bottom, Alistair says, "Is that death you're wearing, it really suit you".

[AnniLau]

rak72 wrote...

And if you press a little button on the bottom, Alistair says, "Is that death you're wearing, it really suit you".

I'd rather have a wakeup service that included the "Maker's Breath, but you're beautiful" line. No better way to start the day that with a little squee!

[Sandtigress]

Why has no one suggested a Cousland/Alistair lamp post in winter snow globe yet? And when you turn it over - "Have yoooooooou ever licked a lamp post in winter?" That would have me in stitches all day!


Oh, and AnniLau?  Your signature is hilarious!  I wish that was an option for our Wardens...

Modifié par Sandtigress, 24 mars 2010 - 06:04 .