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The Official Loathing Tali Thread To End All Threads TALI MUST DIE!


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TheLostGenius

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Tali. Brilliant engineer. Her voice annoys with every spoken syllable. Her mask hides an ugly face that would freak out Darth Vader. Loving her is nearly criminal. Hating Tali is where its at. We here in the Tali Loathing group cry-out against the Tali lovers. We seduce Ashley, Liara, the beautiful Miranda (just for sex), or even Jack because she is dynamic and interesting and has the most beautiful face of any of the women in the game.

But Tali? She is hideous, and annoying. At her trial we betray her. We let Legion broadcast sensitive Quarian Omni-Tool data, because we hate Tali, and furthermore hate the stupid Quarians, which invented the Geth, enabling Soverign to become a threat. Tali and her people will thankfully be eradicated (almost) in ME3 when they go to war with the Geth, which are superior not only in number, but in power and intelligence.

We here de-cry the Tali lovers, and despise Tali and treat her like the abomination that she truly is. We here rally against Tali and the Quarian people for their fell hand they played in inter-galatic politics, the creation of the Geth. 

We here, the Tali and Quarian loathers sent Kal Reeger to certain death, we subjected the Quarian on Pilgrimage to Cereberus torture, and did not give the struggling Quarian on Omega one thousand credits so that he could escape Omega.

NO we hate Quarians. More importantly we hate Tali, and will take any and all action to see to it that she is betrayed in her trial, killed on the collector ship, and more important if she survives the Collector Ship that she is senselessly and violently killed by a Thresher Maw in Mass Effect 3, in an amazing 3D cutscene with the best graphics of the entire series. Commander Sheperd screams no in slow motion, and so do the Tali lover's. The Tali Haters? We give the Tali Death a standing ovation.


RIP: Tali - She was an ugly Quarian worthy of exile and scorn. <3:D

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It's calm before the sh!tstorm ...

This won't end well ...

Modifié par DarthCaine, 24 mars 2010 - 01:25 .


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GothamLord

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Because someone has to say it ...



"All you humans are racist"

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Qwepir

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Because we need more threads entirely devoted to the hatred of one character.





Actually, I guess we do. Maybe it'll help get push all those Hammerhead topics off the front pages.

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lol, ure certainly brave!

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AventuroLegendary

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Troll thread, wow.

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TheLostGenius

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This thread meshes well with the Paragon/Renegade option of differing opinions. :)

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GothamLord wrote...

Because someone has to say it ...

"All you humans are racist"



GOD DAMN IT!

*takes his humans are racist comment and shoves it back in the drawer.


Hey its TheLostGenius. *Yawn*


I was kind of expecting more to be honest.  :(

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This. Is. Stupid.



Bye.

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TheLostGenius wrote...

Tali. Brilliant engineer. Her voice annoys with every spoken syllable. Her mask hides an ugly face that would freak out Darth Vader. Loving her is nearly criminal. Hating Tali is where its at. We here in the Tali Loathing group cry-out against the Tali lovers. We seduce Ashley, Liara, the beautiful Miranda (just for sex), or even Jack because she is dynamic and interesting and has the most beautiful face of any of the women in the game.

But Tali? She is hideous, and annoying. At her trial we betray her. We let Legion broadcast sensitive Quarian Omni-Tool data, because we hate Tali, and furthermore hate the stupid Quarians, which invented the Geth, enabling Soverign to become a threat. Tali and her people will thankfully be eradicated (almost) in ME3 when they go to war with the Geth, which are superior not only in number, but in power and intelligence.

We here de-cry the Tali lovers, and despise Tali and treat her like the abomination that she truly is. We here rally against Tali and the Quarian people for their fell hand they played in inter-galatic politics, the creation of the Geth. 

We here, the Tali and Quarian loathers sent Kal Reeger to certain death, we subjected the Quarian on Pilgrimage to Cereberus torture, and did not give the struggling Quarian on Omega one thousand credits so that he could escape Omega.

NO we hate Quarians. More importantly we hate Tali, and will take any and all action to see to it that she is betrayed in her trial, killed on the collector ship, and more important if she survives the Collector Ship that she is senselessly and violently killed by a Thresher Maw in Mass Effect 3, in an amazing 3D cutscene with the best graphics of the entire series. Commander Sheperd screams no in slow motion, and so do the Tali lover's. The Tali Haters? We give the Tali Death a standing ovation.


RIP: Tali - She was an ugly Quarian worthy of exile and scorn. <3:D




I'm going to stand as a neutral party in the coming war.
You may have just signed yourself a death sentence, but I admire your bravery.

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TheLostGenius wrote...
I'm butthurt ;_; Why is Tali so popular?! /wrists

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TheLostGenius wrote...

Tali. Brilliant engineer.

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You sir have balls to do this.

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I didn't read your post, but here's some Tali-love. <3

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TheLostGenius..... does that mean your a Prothean remnant that isnt worth saving?



Tali ftw, let the Jacks and Miranda's and Liara's cry their hearts out because the Quarian is more desireable than the human/asari wannabe's.



Personally, I would just put a bullet in Jack's head the moment you meet her, Miranda's sister can get kidnapped back to her father where she belongs and Liara.... well you dont rescue me give my corpse to an organization i spent my ME1 career trying to eradicate and then just get away with giving me a hello hug and think its all right!



Down with the pretenders!

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Sorry... I'm in a weird mood tonight ..

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I don't hate Tali, her voice is annoying and quarians are weak, but i have no ****ing idea why everybody on this forum is ****** to her so much, she is one of my least favorite crew members.

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And NO!! I'm not racist.

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LET THE HATE FLOW THROUGH YOU

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sergio71785 wrote...

I didn't read your post, but here's some Tali-love. <3

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I am disgusted....

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