The Official Loathing Tali Thread To End All Threads TALI MUST DIE!
#1
Posté 24 mars 2010 - 01:23
But Tali? She is hideous, and annoying. At her trial we betray her. We let Legion broadcast sensitive Quarian Omni-Tool data, because we hate Tali, and furthermore hate the stupid Quarians, which invented the Geth, enabling Soverign to become a threat. Tali and her people will thankfully be eradicated (almost) in ME3 when they go to war with the Geth, which are superior not only in number, but in power and intelligence.
We here de-cry the Tali lovers, and despise Tali and treat her like the abomination that she truly is. We here rally against Tali and the Quarian people for their fell hand they played in inter-galatic politics, the creation of the Geth.
We here, the Tali and Quarian loathers sent Kal Reeger to certain death, we subjected the Quarian on Pilgrimage to Cereberus torture, and did not give the struggling Quarian on Omega one thousand credits so that he could escape Omega.
NO we hate Quarians. More importantly we hate Tali, and will take any and all action to see to it that she is betrayed in her trial, killed on the collector ship, and more important if she survives the Collector Ship that she is senselessly and violently killed by a Thresher Maw in Mass Effect 3, in an amazing 3D cutscene with the best graphics of the entire series. Commander Sheperd screams no in slow motion, and so do the Tali lover's. The Tali Haters? We give the Tali Death a standing ovation.
RIP: Tali - She was an ugly Quarian worthy of exile and scorn. <3:D
#2
Posté 24 mars 2010 - 01:24
This won't end well ...
Modifié par DarthCaine, 24 mars 2010 - 01:25 .
#3
Posté 24 mars 2010 - 01:27
"All you humans are racist"
#4
Posté 24 mars 2010 - 01:27
Actually, I guess we do. Maybe it'll help get push all those Hammerhead topics off the front pages.
#5
Guest_Spuudle_*
Posté 24 mars 2010 - 01:27
Guest_Spuudle_*
#6
Posté 24 mars 2010 - 01:28
#7
Posté 24 mars 2010 - 01:28
#8
Posté 24 mars 2010 - 01:28
GothamLord wrote...
Because someone has to say it ...
"All you humans are racist"
GOD DAMN IT!
*takes his humans are racist comment and shoves it back in the drawer.
Hey its TheLostGenius. *Yawn*
I was kind of expecting more to be honest.
#9
Guest_Randy_Mac_*
Posté 24 mars 2010 - 01:28
Guest_Randy_Mac_*
#10
Posté 24 mars 2010 - 01:28
Bye.
#11
Posté 24 mars 2010 - 01:28
TheLostGenius wrote...
Tali. Brilliant engineer. Her voice annoys with every spoken syllable. Her mask hides an ugly face that would freak out Darth Vader. Loving her is nearly criminal. Hating Tali is where its at. We here in the Tali Loathing group cry-out against the Tali lovers. We seduce Ashley, Liara, the beautiful Miranda (just for sex), or even Jack because she is dynamic and interesting and has the most beautiful face of any of the women in the game.
But Tali? She is hideous, and annoying. At her trial we betray her. We let Legion broadcast sensitive Quarian Omni-Tool data, because we hate Tali, and furthermore hate the stupid Quarians, which invented the Geth, enabling Soverign to become a threat. Tali and her people will thankfully be eradicated (almost) in ME3 when they go to war with the Geth, which are superior not only in number, but in power and intelligence.
We here de-cry the Tali lovers, and despise Tali and treat her like the abomination that she truly is. We here rally against Tali and the Quarian people for their fell hand they played in inter-galatic politics, the creation of the Geth.
We here, the Tali and Quarian loathers sent Kal Reeger to certain death, we subjected the Quarian on Pilgrimage to Cereberus torture, and did not give the struggling Quarian on Omega one thousand credits so that he could escape Omega.
NO we hate Quarians. More importantly we hate Tali, and will take any and all action to see to it that she is betrayed in her trial, killed on the collector ship, and more important if she survives the Collector Ship that she is senselessly and violently killed by a Thresher Maw in Mass Effect 3, in an amazing 3D cutscene with the best graphics of the entire series. Commander Sheperd screams no in slow motion, and so do the Tali lover's. The Tali Haters? We give the Tali Death a standing ovation.
RIP: Tali - She was an ugly Quarian worthy of exile and scorn. <3:D
I'm going to stand as a neutral party in the coming war.
You may have just signed yourself a death sentence, but I admire your bravery.
#12
Posté 24 mars 2010 - 01:29
TheLostGenius wrote...
I'm butthurt ;_; Why is Tali so popular?! /wrists
#13
Posté 24 mars 2010 - 01:29
love how you open by complimenting her.TheLostGenius wrote...
Tali. Brilliant engineer.
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Posté 24 mars 2010 - 01:30
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Modifié par sergio71785, 24 mars 2010 - 01:31 .
#18
Posté 24 mars 2010 - 01:30
Tali ftw, let the Jacks and Miranda's and Liara's cry their hearts out because the Quarian is more desireable than the human/asari wannabe's.
Personally, I would just put a bullet in Jack's head the moment you meet her, Miranda's sister can get kidnapped back to her father where she belongs and Liara.... well you dont rescue me give my corpse to an organization i spent my ME1 career trying to eradicate and then just get away with giving me a hello hug and think its all right!
Down with the pretenders!
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Posté 24 mars 2010 - 01:30
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#21
Posté 24 mars 2010 - 01:31

And NO!! I'm not racist.
#22
Posté 24 mars 2010 - 01:31
#23
Posté 24 mars 2010 - 01:32

LET THE HATE FLOW THROUGH YOU
#24
Posté 24 mars 2010 - 01:33
sergio71785 wrote...
I didn't read your post, but here's some Tali-love. <3
I am disgusted....
#25
Posté 24 mars 2010 - 01:33




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